Date thread

[lifetime fan]

A bit better. Now talking to a 27 year old ex model with 2 children under 4. She's probably just being polite.

 

Great rack though.

 

Pics or GTFO.

[Anubis]

It's not Jon Snow's sister, is it?

[bigbak]

Pics or GTFO.

 

That's not really fair on her. I've already fucked up a bit on this thread as it is.

 

I was too old for her Fancied me, but "usually goes for younger men".

A nice girl. Hopefully she stays clear of the wasters on there just looking for a quick shag.

Man U fan though.

 

Now a 47 year old has told me how good looking I am and how she'd have loved to have my babies. Nice looking.

 

Starting to lose interest. Nothing compares at the moment and it's sad.

[Croque Monsieur]

I've given up on the internet dating thing; too much like fucking hard, fruitless work.

 

I have now come to terms with the fact that I will forever be the weird bloke in the pub on his own on Saturday night.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

A bit better. Now talking to a 27 year old ex model with 2 children under 4. She's probably just being polite.

 

Great rack though.

 

Ex model could be the warning signal here. If she was still ok at 27 im sure she could still be a model but the 2 kids have made here put on 5 stone and lose her teeth and hair.

[TheBitch]

Still being stalked after leaving that accursed site over a month ago.

 

There's a story here, Duff Man. Go on...

 

I've given up on the internet dating thing; too much like fucking hard, fruitless work.

 

I have now come to terms with the fact that I will forever be the weird bloke in the pub on his own on Saturday night.

 

 

That'll be me, I really can not be arsed. At all.

 

Edit: Maybe I will, I've too many places to see and women would get right in the way of that.

[lifetime fan]

That's not really fair on her. I've already fucked up a bit on this thread as it is.

 

I was too old for her Fancied me, but "usually goes for younger men".

A nice girl. Hopefully she stays clear of the wasters on there just looking for a quick shag.

Man U fan though.

 

Now a 47 year old has told me how good looking I am and how she'd have loved to have my babies. Nice looking.

 

Starting to lose interest. Nothing compares at the moment and it's sad.

 

The fuck fairs got to do with anything?

[lifetime fan]

I'm trying to find the thread on mental birds and shagging, specifically the post about the nutter who let a poster do her up the shitter.

 

Might have been PD (apologies if not).

 

All help appreciated and repped of course.

[Anubis]

I'm trying to find the thread on mental birds and shagging, specifically the post about the nutter who let a poster do her up the shitter.

 

Might have been PD (apologies if not).

 

All help appreciated and repped of course.

 

Charleyknight's post?

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/33112-mental-exs.html

[lifetime fan]

Unfortunately not mate but that is a great find all the same.

 

Was thinking of the time a poster was doing a bird up the arse and she starts to cry shes in so much pain but doesn't say anything till after hed finished.

[bigbak]

Ex model could be the warning signal here. If she was still ok at 27 im sure she could still be a model but the 2 kids have made here put on 5 stone and lose her teeth and hair.

 

[bigbak]

I've given up on the internet dating thing; too much like fucking hard, fruitless work.

 

I have now come to terms with the fact that I will forever be the weird bloke in the pub on his own on Saturday night.

 

I'm probably going to take a break. After being polite to a 39 year old BBW she then asked to meet up. They lure you in and then pounce.

A 47 year old trying to convince me to I don't need children and should go for an older woman.

 

I contacted 3 women I liked and not a sausage. I'm not ugly. I'm not there to give somebody an ego lift.

[lifetime fan]

Good lad.

[melons]

Unfortunately not mate but that is a great find all the same.

 

Was thinking of the time a poster was doing a bird up the arse and she starts to cry shes in so much pain but doesn't say anything till after hed finished.

 

I'm pretty sure that was Paulie.

 

I'm probably going to take a break. After being polite to a 39 year old BBW she then asked to meet up. They lure you in and then pounce.

A 47 year old trying to convince me to I don't need children and should go for an older woman.

 

I contacted 3 women I liked and not a sausage. I'm not ugly. I'm not there to give somebody an ego lift.

 

Go out, get laid, have lots of bad wrong sex that will make you feel like crap the next day for setting your standards so low (trust me, every time my toy comes out the toy box i wonder how it's resorted to that), by the afternoon you're over it.

 

It took me 6 months from my marriage breaking up until i had sex again, trust me he wasn't hot in the looks department (i was about 3st lighter then i am now) I was well out of his league. Once i realised this i became a bad slag. Slept with 2 men that year. Everyone should have that single time or you end up repeating the same cycle you've just come out of.

[Trumo]

I contacted 3 women I liked and not a sausage. I'm not ugly. I'm not there to give somebody an ego lift.

 

You wanna try Thailand for that sort of thing mate.

[lifetime fan]

Thought it was PD but wasn't sure.

 

2 in a year? You're a proper bad slag.

[lifetime fan]

You wanna try Thailand for that sort of thing mate.

 

What was it mate?

 

Welcome to Patong, home of ping ping with ting tong.

 

Truly genius.

[Anubis]

Unfortunately not mate but that is a great find all the same.

 

Was thinking of the time a poster was doing a bird up the arse and she starts to cry shes in so much pain but doesn't say anything till after hed finished.

 

Randy's post?

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/67338-slapper-stories-11.html

[Paulie Dangerously]

Unfortunately not mate but that is a great find all the same.

 

Was thinking of the time a poster was doing a bird up the arse and she starts to cry shes in so much pain but doesn't say anything till after hed finished.

 

It was me that. She sobbed afterwards and said she didn't want to tell me because she knew I was enjoying it

 

Slag.

[Trumo]

What was it mate?

 

Welcome to Patong, home of ping ping with ting tong.

 

Truly genius.

 

Something like that, but I can't remember what thread it was in.

 

EDIT: Yes I can! Post #383.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/67338-slapper-stories-11.html

 

I remember being disappointed that the story didn't include karaoke, because I really wanted to add 'sing song' to my post!

[lifetime fan]

No mate, although I had a good laugh going back through that thread earlier, Melons is right mate I'm sure it was PaulieD.

[lifetime fan]

I love this place.

[Paulie Dangerously]

That's what I used to say about her rectum

[lifetime fan]

That's getting raped as soon as I'm on a pc mate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'd post a picture but I know at least 1 person on here knows her in real life and indeed fancies her. In fact it killed him seeing me out with her when he knew I'd be going home to defile her various holes when we got home.

 

Beta male he was