Everyday examples of a complicated world...

[Pony Princess]

I will find you and I will kill you.

 

 

Are you working tonight? I'll be in there tonight wearing an LFC t-shirt, camo shorts and buying a pizza about 7. We can have a baguette swordfight in the bread + baked good section.

[odris]

Nope not in tonight, only work part time. I'll make security aware of you though, just in case you try your little tricks.

[Pony Princess]

Nope not in tonight, only work part time. I'll make security aware of you though, just in case you try your little tricks.

 

You realize now I'm gonna have to *cough* the word 'Odris' as I walk past every lad stacking shelves etc to see if they react and if they do, give them a big hug while squealing 'WHEEE ITS ME CHICKENLICKEN FROM THE FORUMS, AWESOME!!! LETS BE BFF'S'

[Reacher]

 

You realize now I'm gonna have to *cough* the word 'Odris' as I walk past every lad stacking shelves etc to see if they react and if they do, give them a big hug while squealing 'WHEEE ITS ME CHICKENLICKEN FROM THE FORUMS, AWESOME!!! LETS BE BFF'S'

 

Haha.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Shoplifting is a victimless crime

 

 

*lights fuse and runs*

 

 

Also I reckon Odris is the lad who works the meat counter

[Trumo]

I will find you and I will kill you.

 

Are you working tonight? I'll be in there tonight wearing an LFC t-shirt, camo shorts and buying a pizza about 7. We can have a baguette swordfight in the bread + baked good section.

 

All we need is Moaty, Gazza and a couple of cans, and it's 2010 all over again.

[odris]

Shoplifting is a victimless crime

 

 

*lights fuse and runs*

 

 

Also I reckon Odris is the lad who works the meat counter

 

Try again.

[Pony Princess]

Try again.

 

Give us a clue. Are you customer facing or a shelf-stacker type?

[Anny Road]

I fucking hate websites where you have to register before you can buy anything.

I just want to pick my shit pay for it and go.

[dennis tooth]

Ah Sainsbury's in Rice Lane, Odris you must be the security guard who looks concerned whenever I pop in. Havent been for a while though didnt want to stress you out.

[L19red]

I fucking hate websites where you have to register before you can buy anything.

I just want to pick my shit pay for it and go.

 

thats what shops are for

[odris]

Ah Sainsbury's in Rice Lane, Odris you must be the security guard who looks concerned whenever I pop in. Havent been for a while though didnt want to stress you out.

 

I wish I was the security, all they do is chat up the birds and let people walk out with free TV's.

[dennis tooth]

I wish I was the security, all they do is chat up the birds and let people walk out with free TV's.

 

Who are you then? In fact dont answer that is like finding out whats under the xmas tree, Id rather you just admired my ass while I was unawares frowning at broccolli prices.

[Carradona]

Everyday people be shufflin'.

 

knobs.

 

There only be one shuffle around these parts...

[Anubis]

Or bank phoning you up,

 

Hi is this Mr snow

Yes hello can I help you

Yes but first we need to you to confirm a few details

errrr ok

Whats your name

Mr fucking Snow

Ok Date of Birth

ffs , 23rd of nov 1963

Your address

Hang on you called me you stupid asshat !

 

Then it turns out they just trying to sell you some insurance for your house even tho you already got some.

 

 

It's very easy to deal with your bank cold calling you. When they identify themselves as your bank, and tell you that they'll need to confirm some details, politely inform them that you have no intention of giving them any information until they prove who they are. Perplexed, they'll reiterate that they're calling you from the bank. At which point you ask them to prove it again. When they can't, you just tell them you don't believe they are from the bank and hang up. Effective, and highly amusing, as it never crosses their tiny minds that customers may ask them for their details.

[stevebaby]

Nope not in tonight, only work part time. I'll make security aware of you though, just in case you try your little tricks.

Grass.

[robbiefowler9]

Grass.

 

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BRASS...?

[Guest Jon Snow]

It's very easy to deal with your bank cold calling you. When they identify themselves as your bank, and tell you that they'll need to confirm some details, politely inform them that you have no intention of giving them any information until they prove who they are. Perplexed, they'll reiterate that they're calling you from the bank. At which point you ask them to prove it again. When they can't, you just tell them you don't believe they are from the bank and hang up. Effective, and highly amusing, as it never crosses their tiny minds that customers may ask them for their details.

 

Aye True I be honest my name and my Address would be only info I would ever hand out over phone. I don't even do telephone banking to be honest.

 

I just put the D.O.B in there for effect I would have told them to fuck off way before that.

[Lee909]

The easiest way to deal with calla is to just say I don't deal with anything over the phone unless I call you and ask them to send a letter with any deals,etc to your house. If they ask what your adress is tell them if you are from the bank you have my details.

I generally pisses me off.

[macc]

When at the self serve tills, throw in all ya freebies ya want then when the woman comes over just tell her you scanned to wrong points card she just authorises the sale without checking.

 

Woman in our local supemarket must think I'm a mong I keep gettin the same person everytime I do it...

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just used the self serve in Odris' sainsburys and there was a lad loitering a little too intently round the self service...was it you?

[Pony Princess]

Is Odris the lad in the Sainbury's chemist? I got a rash on my balls I need you to take a look at

[Ian Beales Gut]

Burger king . They invent a new burger every now and then which looks good in the board so you try one. They tend to call them really fucking stupid names though like hot and spicy big amigo Mexican whopper deluxe. You feel less embarrassed if you were asking for a tube of anal lube.

[odris]

Just used the self serve in Odris' sainsburys and there was a lad loitering a little too intently round the self service...was it you?

 

Not me, I never get any till action. I know who you're on about and he's on edge lately since he's been done a few times last week, possibly once by ChickenLicken.

[Pony Princess]

Not me, I never get any till action. I know who you're on about and he's on edge lately since he's been done a few times last week, possibly once by ChickenLicken.

 

He'd best be sharp tonight then coz I am gonna be popping in and I need me some razors and saffron! *gets gameface on* YEAHHH