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  1. Ian Beales Gut
    Yeah I know. I'm in the architectural services business. One of the first threads I read was the architecture one (professional interest I suppose). When reading the thread I noticed something very interesting and it got me thinking that I may know Nantwich girl through my work. So come on Nantwich put me out of my misery love.
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    Fucking hell. They changed the names all the time I seem to rembrr. If people don't use lynx now what do you use instead?
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    So are you still in the planning game then "Nantwich Girl"? If so where do you work? There's a possibility I might know you.
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    Wasn't Danny Murphy a Crewe lad?
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    What a load of fucking shite!! Watched for 5 minutes then stopped because my eyeballs cracked then I started bleeding from my ears. The biggest pile of steaming fucking shite I have ever seen. Actually on second thoughts there is some mileage in the name. All you need is Roger mellie to tweak it. He'd probably call it brown or pink, a game show where contestants have to guess which hole of the celebrity porn star Roger will opt for first. I'd probably watch that.
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    Men pretend your going to be working late. Come home early and take the light fuse out of the distribution board. When your wife comes in and it's dark. Wait until she starts staggering around the house and then step out in front of her dressed in black with a balaclava on an 8" kitchen knife in one hand and your erect penis in the other. She will love this exciting role play experience.
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    I had a pint of snake bite once.
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    Welsh people are ok. Apart from the nationalists. They are just wankers
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    I worked with some fella who rang work and said he had been arrested in a misunderstanding on wallasey golf course. Turns out he and two other blokes were wanking each other in the bushes. He came back to work for about a week then left. Married with kids as well. There were the obvious jokes about trying out a new grip and playing somebody else's balls etc. Suprised he came back at all to be honest
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    More like it!
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    Ive never understood that. I would think if you wanted to split with somebody why nit do it so it's amicable. Surely it's much harder and stressful to go through a split as a result of admitting cheating? Nor sure how this makes your mate spineless though if anything I think it makes him addicted to getting grief and being called a cunt by everybody.
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    Lot if racists in Liverpool unfortunately. Lfc own the badge rights I would imagine. They should find out who owns the banner and tell them to remove it.
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    The inbetweeners 10/10. Long time since I've cried with laughter at a film.
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    You have to use a blender to get the sauce right otherwise it just doesn't work. This is the biggest discovery I have made in making my own curry over the last 5 years.
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    I think anybody who trys that hard to look tough and macho is probably in denial about his latent homosexuality. Big gay Vladimir!
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    Raul is a class player. Under the right manager in the right team he is a match winner. I thought his only downfall was he didn't have the stamina for 90 minutes at premier league pace. Also I think the only reason he left was because he was told he was surplus to requirements. I'm all for giving youth a chance births departure of raul has reduced our quality. If we had signed a better player before the window closed I suppose it wouldnt matter. However we didn't. I just hope this decision doesn't come back and haunt us. Any way can't be as bad as the blue shits. Trying to pretend they ate happy about the sale of their best player!!! Yeah right.
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    Cats are shit get a dog. Dogs are ace!
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    I find him by looking in the toilet bowl after having a big shit. Brendon, fucking hell, the only Brendon I ever knew was some specky curly headed gimp at school who everybody picked on. It's probably him. Awright Brenda you specky cock muncher. You still wanking yourself in public through your trouser pockets then?
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    If it's any help 1 camping is shit. You're not missing anything here unless you like discomfort and having to use communal showers and toilets. 2 dolly Parton is shit. Just because she might be dead soon is no real basis for wanting to see her. 3 Disney land is over priced and shit.however you have an opportunity here, your husband has your kids that week so why not let him take them to Disney land instead and you can go on a holiday with a friend etc?
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    Oh, The delicious irony of it !!!!!!!
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    Ha ha youre that deluded you'd make an excellent blue nose.
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    Xx
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    Yeah but it's good to contribute don't you think?
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    I wouldn't have any football related character at a dinner. To be honest none of them are actually interesting enough. Well maybe gunny jones (to talk about his actor chums) but that's about it.
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    Ha ha ace!
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