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She'd drink you under the table then you'd get her back to the room and she'd ride you like a bucking bronco with rabies. 

 

You'd wake up the next day and one of your toes would be missing. You'd go downstairs and she'd be stood at the stove cooking wearing only a pinny but inexplicably would have a candelabra stuck up her backside. She wouldn't mention it but would just smile and ask if you wanted pancakes. 

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10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She'd drink you under the table then you'd get her back to the room and she'd ride you like a bucking bronco with rabies. 

 

You'd wake up the next day and one of your toes would be missing. You'd go downstairs and she'd be stood at the stove cooking wearing only a pinny but inexplicably would have a candelabra stuck up her backside. She wouldn't mention it but would just smile and ask if you wanted pancakes. 

Yep.Thats the dream right there. 

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