I am Dead

[RED Tezza]

Feeling a bit left out after reading the Obama Dead and Thatcher is nearly Dead threads on here and not one of you cunts has even bothered to mention my passing, which occured 10 days ago as i was walking across the road to the shops and got hit by a fucking twat in a BMW.

 

The thing that really hurts apart from my feeling is well nothing realy my still twitching dead corpse was nicely placed into a body bag by the friendly happy paramedics and i did also have a great funeral i really wish i could have been there it looked so good with all the dancing cheering and wotnots.

 

But then i though hang on some twat on TLW must notice I'm not around anymore so i searched the forums for mention of my demise and alas fuck all. So here I am back from the Dead like a motherfucking Lazarus to say wheres my RIP Thread?

[Captain Turdseye]

RIP, YNWA and all that.

[Jim MM]

We had a lovely tribute thread, I typed out the lyrics of the Diana version of Candle In The Wind and all, had everyone in tears. But then the thread died.

YNVA.

[Karl_b]

Pah, he's no The-Sir.

[Fowlers God]

Who is this poster?

[Pony Princess]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[silverlining]

RIP, YNWA and all that.

 

Ditto

[razor]

Who is this poster?

 

Dead Tezza

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

RIP. We hardly knew ye.

 

Literally.

[rondeco]

Bullshit. This just isn't possible. Dead people cant type.

[RED Tezza]

Dead Tezza

 

Rep this living soul

[Carvalho Diablo]

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By way of heart felt tribute I'm gonna light my farts.

[Remmie]

Well you are technically as dead as Barack Obama and Maggie Thatcher.

[The Special One]

Yes but where is Obama's birth certificate?

[Pidge]

Yes but where is Obama's birth certificate?

 

in a shoebox in his mum's wardrobe.

[Xherdan]

I believe Nicholas Cage is on the case of Obama's birthcert. The one originally produced is a fake and Cage believes that evidence exists to prove this but first he must obtain a map printed on the Dali Lama's arse.

[a stoner]

Tezza's dead man, Tezza's dead.

 

(good work for a ghost writer)

I'll get me coat.

[The-Sir]

Pah, he's no The-Sir.

 

I feel more alive with each passing day.

[Carradona]

Pete, don't suppose you have that thread saved or anything?

 

Or know the thread title so that we can bump it?

 

Would make an interesting read.