*Shakes head* Everton again.

[liverpoolsno9]

Works better with BGB as Del (head size)

 

 

https://ibb.co/nMfKP8

Please someone post this over on GOT, the fallout would be spectacular.

[Tj hooker]

Bordering on genius that

[Trumo]

Works better with BGB as Del (head size)

 

 

https://ibb.co/nMfKP8

 

# We've got some half price robbed socks and a lonely old cuckoo clock,

Lonsdale trainees and Villarreal DVDs,

Chang pints, splinters, old junk signed by Big Dunc,

Big Nev track suits and a whole load of Ronseal tins,

Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin...

No income growth and no trophies,

No money slapped, no transfer deals,

No stadium at Bramley-Moore,

But we're still big on County Road...

God bless Gladwys Street,

Viva Gladwys Street,

Long live Gladwys Street,

C'est magnifique, Gladwys Street,

Nil Satis, Gladwys Street,

Gladwys Street (to fade) #

 

Kushty!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Stellar work, gents.

[Dr Nowt]

Only Fools and Carthorses.

[razor]

If he’s shocked by that he must still think Dean Keaton was Keyser Soze.

 

 

Me?  Keyser Soze?  La-de-da.

[Philbert]

# We've got some half price robbed socks and a lonely old cuckoo clock,

Lonsdale trainees and Villarreal DVDs,

Chang pints, splinters, old junk signed by Big Dunc,

Big Nev track suits and a whole load of Ronseal tins,

Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin...

No income growth and no trophies,

No money slapped, no transfer deals,

No stadium at Bramley-Moore,

But we're still big on County Road...

God bless Gladwys Street,

Viva Gladwys Street,

Long live Gladwys Street,

C'est magnifique, Gladwys Street,

Nil Satis, Gladwys Street,

Gladwys Street (to fade) #

 

Kushty!

Brilliant - the equivalent of Billy Batts telling Tommy De Vito “Now go get your fuckin’ shine box”

 

Brilliant -

[Stouffer]

Superb work this.

[Harry Squatter]

Shouldn't Bill Kenwright be Grandad or the uncle boring everyone with tales of the boys pen instead of "during the war"?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Works better with BGB as Del (head size)

 

 

https://ibb.co/nMfKP8

 

Tremendous 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Apparently if they do stay at Goodison it's all sorted, a friend Mr Colin Ball has generously donated his good buddy Bill Kenwright a huge supply of varnish for Goodison.

He owns a company that produces it, Diy And Varnish Emporium.

[Trumo]

Tweaked for better flow:

 

# We've got some half price robbed socks, a lonely old cuckoo clock,

Lonsdale trainees and Villarreal DVDs,
Chang pints, splinters, junk signed by Big Dunc,
Big Nev track suits, a tin of Ronseal from Mosh,
Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh...
No income growth and no trophies,
No money slapped, no transfer deals,
No stadium at Bramley-Moore,
But we're still big on County Road...
God bless Gladwys Street,
Viva Gladwys Street,
Long live Gladwys Street,
C'est magnifique, Gladwys Street,
Nil Satis, Gladwys Street,
Gladwys Street (to fade) #

 

Lovely Jubbly!

[Sandman40]

According to Rooney, Everton wanted him to leave and he doesn’t know why....but the People’ Club!

 

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/dc-united/story/3563835/wayne-rooney-says-everton-were-happy-for-me-to-leave

[deiseach]

Bordering on genius that

Rhyl Prestatyn gets it across the line.

[Anubis]

According to Rooney, Everton wanted him to leave and he doesn’t know why....but the People’ Club!

 

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/dc-united/story/3563835/wayne-rooney-says-everton-were-happy-for-me-to-leave

Being on a huge wage and coasting, perhaps, Wayne.

[niallers]

Big Willy carvalho gone to real betis on a 5 year deal. Seems our bloo neighbours didn't slap the money down in time. Or any money at all

[Harry Squatter]

Smokescreen for Kante, James Rodriguez and Neymar lad....

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Imagine a fat 32 year old crocked Rooney was your too goalscorer playing mostly from midfield. Christ.

[Unrighteous]

I'd love to watch the bluenose meltdown if we slapped the money on the table for Pickford. 

[lifetime fan]

I'd love to watch the bluenose meltdown if we slapped the money on the table for Pickford.

 

No chance!

[Pidge]

Imagine a fat 32 year old crocked Rooney was your too goalscorer playing mostly from midfield. Christ.

 

Wow, that's nuts.  Second place is that striker they all wrote off season before last...

 

They haven't done anything yet have they?  That Funes Mori cunt's fucked them off as well.  They've got a month to do something.  Sounds like Leipzig are monitoring that Lookman lad too. 

[Harry Squatter]

I can even spot Evertonians a mile off these days. Went on a course today and one of the lads was a big mouth showing off and always wanted to have the last word on everything despite people correcting him.

 

For some bizarre reason I looked at him and said "bet he is an Evertonian" then one of the other lads on the course mentioned footy and this lad starts going on about Norwegians, teleclappers and how Jordan Pickford is the best keeper ever. It's a talent I'm proud of.

[Wezza]

Dr Troy was Matthew Hopkins in a previous life

[Red74]

I can even spot Evertonians a mile off these days. Went on a course today and one of the lads was a big mouth showing off and always wanted to have the last word on everything despite people correcting him.

 

For some bizarre reason I looked at him and said "bet he is an Evertonian" then one of the other lads on the course mentioned footy and this lad starts going on about Norwegians, teleclappers and how Jordan Pickford is the best keeper ever. It's a talent I'm proud of.

My daughter has got zero interest in football, yet even she says she knows who the Evertonian in the class is as soon as they start speaking. Even though they’re not speaking about football.

 

Had to laugh when she said that if it wasn’t for the fact that she has to drive past the timber yard every day, she wouldn’t know Everton existed.

 

They’re becoming a nothing club in their own city now never mind the country.

[Furmedge]

I thought ours were bad.