*Shakes head* Everton again.

[cloggypop]

Jealousy is a very ugly thing. 

[TheDrowningMan]

21 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Honestly, I can't think of anything better than them failing to give us a guard of honour. It would show everyone how they're not over it. It would show everyone what a small time bunch of gimps they are. And it would give us something else to take the piss out of them about. 

I doubt Ancelotti would cede to their whims, which would make for an interesting scene. Their players and manager applauding ours onto the field to a crescendo of boos; Ancelotti being photographed with a red fire extinguisher in the background a few months later would probably be enough for a majority of them to call for his departure.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Don’t care where we win it, guard of honour or any bollocks about anti climax.

But mostly I don’t care what fans of a mid-table, deluded, narrow minded, bitter Parochial club think. 

[Creator Supreme]

13 games to go and they officially can't finish ahead of us, fuck off you web fingered cunts!

[Arnaud]

34 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Wonder what Ancelotti thinks about their pettiness and narrow minded thinking?.

 

They are just a complete and utter irrelevance in world football. 

Ancelotti is class, I remember in Istanbul, all the Milan players stayed on the pitch until we got the medals and the cup. Maldini was class as well.

[Einch]

Fully one third of a season. How shit are they?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

47 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Honestly, I can't think of anything better than them failing to give us a guard of honour. It would show everyone how they're not over it. It would show everyone what a small time bunch of gimps they are. And it would give us something else to take the piss out of them about. 

Part of me hope's they go full Come Dine With Me:

 

Enjoy the trophy, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Liverpool. You ruined our day completely so you could have a guard of honour...

[Arnaud]

There’s enough bad mood between the two clubs, we just want to win the league, we do not care about them. 

 

This guard of honor thing is stupid, as fans we know it’s some times hard to stand other teams.

[Davelfc]

I really want us to win it at Anfield, I really want the bitters to worry about us winning it at their shed. There is no honour at either Woodison or the Emptyhad so they can't be giving us a guard of honour. 

[magicrat]

53 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Wonder what Ancelotti thinks about their pettiness and narrow minded thinking?.

 

They are just a complete and utter irrelevance in world football. 

Too busy reading his bank statement to give a fuck about it

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why would you want to win it anywhere other than Anfield infront of our own fans. Regular match goers many old bastards who have waited 30 years and might not go away games.

[Crazy Dave]

I want to win it before Goodison and I want that guard of honour. I want their players and owners clapping us onto the pitch and paying homage to the best team they've ever seen. I want Klopp to come on to the pitch with proper entrance music like in the WWF. 

 

Fuck Everton, they deserve this. They deserve to be utterly fucking humiliated given all the shite and bile they've spat our way over the past 20 years. All those small time cunts deserve nothing but the worst coming their way after their behavior of late. We all have heard the chants coming out of the away end. Fuck them. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

Si's Brechin thread summed up in a gif that 

[Arnaud]

You don’t get anything good from humiliation. 

[Dr Nowt]

Love the bracketed bit in this one.

 

‘Leave it up to the fans I say. Line the players up on the centre circle and call for a moment of appreciation from the fans. 

Then let the faithful decide how best to communicate their (total lack of) respect and love.’

 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Honestly, I can't think of anything better than them failing to give us a guard of honour. It would show everyone how they're not over it. It would show everyone what a small time bunch of gimps they are. And it would give us something else to take the piss out of them about. 

If it happens and they refuse the convention, Klopp should say in his post-match “I sincerely hope we didn’t offend them when our club mascots put them out of the FA Cup”.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

If we've already won it by the time we go to Goodison, what I'd really like is for us to name Gary Mac amongst the substitutes and if we get a free kick around the 90th minute, take Mo or Mane off and bring him on. Just to take it.

I don't care if he scuffs it, or hoofs it on to Walton Lane. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Crazy Dave said:

I want to win it before Goodison and I want that guard of honour. I want their players and owners clapping us onto the pitch and paying homage to the best team they've ever seen. I want Klopp to come on to the pitch with proper entrance music like in the WWF. 

 

Fuck Everton, they deserve this. They deserve to be utterly fucking humiliated given all the shite and bile they've spat our way over the past 20 years. All those small time cunts deserve nothing but the worst coming their way after their behavior of late. We all have heard the chants coming out of the away end. Fuck them. 

 

 

I want the whole squad announced on the pitch to the dribbling hoards one at a time. 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

or hoofs it on to Walton Lane. 

Pickford would just helpfully deflect it back to one of ours.

[No2]

So which one of our players likes a wank in public?

[Dr Nowt]

It would be just like them to gloat that game at Goodison was the reason we didn’t win it last year, and for us to simply turn up 12 months later with the title just won and them giving us a guard of honour, or actually clinching it there.

No wonder they’re all dreading it. Must be like having Karen Matthews for a mum being an Everton fan. We know you’re going to fucking let us down, but how are you doing it this time?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, No2 said:

So which one of our players likes a wank in public?

Its a fan he meant didn't he? If so its probably me. 

[No2]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its a fan he meant didn't he? If so its probably me. 

Yeah it reads that way when I look back on it. Always good to check in with them to find out what our players are up to.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

In fairness, the way this season's going, we've got a lot to wank about.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Picture it.

 

Man City continue to implode and we clinch the title at home against Bournemouth.  Cue celebrations of a level of debauchery not seen since the days of Caligula.

 

Next match is away at the rotting shed that the rent-dodging cheapskates scurried away to in 1892.  Despite the anguish from the frothing hordes, Kenwright and Ancelotti  have enough old-fashioned grace to ensure the players line up for a guard of honour.  As the booing reaches a vein-bursting crescendo, it becomes apparent that before our players we're sending out our special matchday guests... Clive Thomas, Pierluigi Collina, Graham Poll, Mark Clattenburg...