*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'll fucking piss myself if they end up with Big Sam again. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

I'll fucking piss myself if they end up with Big Sam again. 

So will Big Sam.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

So will Big Sam.

 

Indeed. 

 

They should go Rooney as player/manager. Please let it happen. 

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

So will Big Sam.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

Not that keen on it either. This, however, will never get old:

 

The sheer despair of this chap never fails to warm the cockles of me heart.

[3 Stacks]

Selling Gueye was a huge mistake, although realistically they wouldn't have had much of an argument to persuade him to stay. He kept them together pretty much on his own. He was a really, really good player and he's making a big difference at PSG. 

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

[Harry Squatter]

No way will Allardyce go back there. He's done several interviews about how DBB called him in to sack him and said he wasn't what they needed. He's also said several times that Evertonians are completely unrealistic about their stature in football. 

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

No way will Allardyce go back there. He's done several interviews about how DBB called him in to sack him and said he wasn't what they needed. He's also said several times that Evertonians are completely unrealistic about their stature in football. 

 

He will if they paid him I reckon, but he'd bend them over a barrel with wages. 

 

Heard some of them say Howe, not sure he'd take it. He's in a job he won't be sacked in and both Arsenal and Spurs have shown interest before. He'd be better staying where he is and having a easy life and hope a big club makes a move. 

[3 Stacks]

I don't want Howe to go there. I actually like him. 

[Davelfc]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

No way will Allardyce go back there. He's done several interviews about how DBB called him in to sack him and said he wasn't what they needed. He's also said several times that Evertonians are completely unrealistic about their stature in football. 

He says the same of every club once he has gone. Poor Sammy needs that money if he wants to keep his SkyQ

[Guest Pistonbroke]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

No way will Allardyce go back there. He's done several interviews about how DBB called him in to sack him and said he wasn't what they needed. He's also said several times that Evertonians are completely unrealistic about their stature in football. 

 

Money Pies talk. 

[manwiththestick]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I don't want Howe to go there. I actually like him. 

I can't see that happening, it's a side step at best and I'm being generous to the blues there.

[Dr Nowt]

Eddie Howe was a boyhood Everton fan.

 

The disappointment of that alone should stop him going there.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mourinho to Everton would be even funnier than Moyes at Man U.

 

If it ever happened, I'd probably miss it, because I'd laugh myself to death at the first announcement.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hope the Toon beat the Manc cunts so the bitters have a few weeks to stew on being in the bottom 3. 

[Lee909]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Mourinho to Everton would be even funnier than Moyes at Man U.

 

If it ever happened, I'd probably miss it, because my head would fall of from fear and jealousy 

 

 

Fixed

[TheHowieLama]

13 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Eddie Howe was a boyhood Everton fan.

 

Touched

[Chocoholic]

Moyes to the rescue

[Anubis]

 

“Well, well, Denise. Fancy hearing from you. This time it’ll cost you eight million, wrapped in plastic bags, and baked into a massive meat pie big enough for me to take a bath in.”

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hope this bad run continues...

 

Bitters fixtures in December. 

 

1st Leicester away

4th Liverpool away

7th Chelsea Home

14th Man U away

21st Arsenal Home

26th Burnley Home

28th Newcastle away

...

 

and 1st Jan Man City away

 

[Dr Nowt]

Big Dunc in charge for the derby.

 

Knows how to get one over the redshite and can have Klipperty in a scrap.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Hope this bad run continues...

 

Bitters fixtures in December. 

 

1st Leicester away

4th Liverpool away

7th Chelsea Home

14th Man U away

21st Arsenal Home

26th Burnley Home

28th Newcastle away

...

 

and 1st Jan Man City away

 

So...

 

2 or 3 points, tops from those 8 games?

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

So...

 

9 or 10 points after 16 games?

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

 

They have a few games before that run starts, so probably 14 points from 21 games. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

So...

 

9 or 10 points after 16 games?

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

Silva has less chance of lasting til Christmas Day than Red Ron’s tree.