A certain someone is staying at the Beatles hotel tonight

[WaltonRed]

....apparently.

 

Joe Cole.

[fowler9]

red or brown?

 

 

and i dont mean is he signing for Us or the shite!

[Magic Sponge]

He's probably watching a show in the Arena before doing the bus/boat tour over to Birkenhead in the morning.

 

Fucking tourist.

[WaltonRed]

Dont shoot the messenger but just passing on what i've been told.

 

I know i'll get slaughtered for it but fuck it.

[Magic Sponge]

[Chinandeler Bong]

Perhaps he's cleaning the windows in the morning.

 

I thought he was away on hols anyway ?

[paddyberger15]

Don't put 'a certain someone' Smiffy, that's the kind of gay shit that forces me to seek out cunts who write the verses in Valentines cards for a living and wreak painful retribution on them.

[Red Nick]

Dont shoot the messenger but just passing on what i've been told.

 

I know i'll get slaughtered for it but fuck it.

 

I fucking hope your wrong looks like a signing to appease stevie and fernando

[Magic Sponge]

Dont shoot the messenger but just passing on what i've been told.

 

I know i'll get slaughtered for it but fuck it.

 

Fair do's mate.

 

It could be worse if Raoul Moat was staying there.

[Woo]

Saw someone post on facebook that they heard he was at Melwood this afternoon.

 

I very much doubt we will, but I'd be delighted if we signed him.

[Red Phoenix]

Cecil will be rubbing his hands because he might be able to explain away a big part of the transfer budget to 'wages and contracts.' I hope we get him, think he'd be good for us.

[Heinze]

Saw someone post on facebook that they heard he was at Melwood this afternoon.

 

I very much doubt we will, but I'd be delighted if we signed him.

+1

[Red Phoenix]

I fucking hope your wrong looks like a signing to appease stevie and fernando

 

Well they do seem to need appeasing, and quickly, and only signings will do it by the looks of it.

[Chinandeler Bong]

But who are we selling to pay for his wages I ask myself ?

 

If he comes the good news will soon be outweighed.

[WaltonRed]

Don't put 'a certain someone' Smiffy, that's the kind of gay shit that forces me to seek out cunts who write the verses in Valentines cards for a living and wreak painful retribution on them.

 

Sorry Rob!

 

I fucking hope your wrong looks like a signing to appease stevie and fernando

 

I hope we do sign him. Appeasement or not.

[Red Nick]

Fair do's mate.

 

It could be worse if Raoul Moat was staying there.

 

Would we forgive his executions if he took out Hicks before he died

[fowler9]

I fucking hope your wrong looks like a signing to appease stevie and fernando

 

 

and if it works fucking brilliant

 

 

we get to keep them two and also have another really good player

 

can't see it myself though

[karl1987]

A young joe cole playing football :wallbutt: Maybe he's finally seen sense.

 

 

[Mel Wood]

I heard there was a 37-year old Zimbabwean striker staying there too, hoping for a last contract, but the state we're in we couldn't even afford his wage demands. Apparently Hodgson's quoted saying money Can't Buy Me N'Dlovu.

[standing_fan]

Hope its true. Joe Cole is decent. Would give us some much needed width.

[paddyberger15]

I heard there was a 37-year old Zimbabwean striker staying there too, hoping for a last contract, but the state we're in we couldn't even afford his wage demands. Apparently Hodgson's quoted saying money Can't Buy Me N'Dlovu.

 

You Googled N'dlovu to see how old he is now before typing that joke out didn't you?

[Teflon Don]

He's probably watching a show in the Arena before doing the bus/boat tour over to Birkenhead in the morning.

 

Fucking tourist.

 

Day tripper, no?

[Mel Wood]

You Googled N'dlovu to see how old he is now before typing that joke out didn't you?

 

Absolutely!

 

And I'm ashamed to admit it was a toss up between that and Hodgson taking Manc left-backs on a tour of the city to persuade them to sign just in order to somehow crowbar in 'Strawberry Fields For Evra'.

[Red Nick]

Hope its true. Joe Cole is decent. Would give us some much needed width.

 

Joe Cole is not a winger

 

I would have loved him 2 years ago but now he is past his sell buy date, but has great things to say about the Kop

[paddyberger15]

Absolutely!

 

And I'm ashamed to admit it was a toss up between that and Hodgson taking Manc left-backs on a tour of the city to persuade them to sign just in order to somehow crowbar in 'Strawberry Fields For Evra'.

 

Fine work, I set great store by accuracy! To be fair I could have gone with the other one aswell.