Why does everyone hate the KopTalk dude?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Stop mentioning the fat cunt please.

[DannyCool]

[YOUTUBE]E5gNYVia2rg[/YOUTUBE]

 

If anyone who sees this post can ever see Danny Cools name without having this fucking song in their head, you are already a better man than me.

 

Glad you found my inspiration! :D

 

I see now why that fatman is hated, and i hate him as well. What a piece of shit it seems he is.

[Red Banjo]

Because he sits down to have a wee!

 

Fuck. I've done that before. When i've been too hammered to stand - call it damage limitation if you will.

 

Does that mean im in the same band as the Koptalk dude?

[Pidge]

Fuck. I've done that before. When i've been too hammered to stand - call it damage limitation if you will.

 

Does that mean im in the same band as the Koptalk dude?

 

It's my "I'm too hungover to maintain a vertical base" contingency plan as well.

[Hair Police]

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I'm not sure why I have two screens here. Sorry.

[RedBrian84]

Because he swaps his knife and fork hands when he eats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, that's daft. He's a fat fucker who crams the food in with his hands, no need for cutlery!

[zigackly]

I'm not sure why I have two screens here. Sorry.

 

Because you only need this bit inside the YOUTUBE tags: yzceMd96jUA

[dirty_sanchez]

Dirty Sanchez informs me that no one has EVER seen any proof that Oldham does not fiddle with kids.

 

It's true. I've been reliably told this by some of the most prolific researchers on the internet. They found Lord Lucan, Richie Edwards, and Madeline McCann, but they couldn't prove that Dunk didn't mess with children.

[gkmacca]

[YOUTUBE]

 

I'm not sure why I have two screens here. Sorry.

 

You're really Arthur 'Two Screens' Jackson and I claim my five pounds. Twice.

[melons]

Fuck. I've done that before. When i've been too hammered to stand - call it damage limitation if you will.

 

Does that mean im in the same band as the Koptalk dude?

 

It's my "I'm too hungover to maintain a vertical base" contingency plan as well.

 

I do it when i'm sober, I tend to semi stand when pissed as it usually means grim pub toilets. What do i win?

[Guest PurpleNose]

I do it when i'm sober, I tend to semi stand when pissed as it usually means grim pub toilets. What do i win?

 

 

Congratulations.

[nigecardiff]

Hi,

 

I seen small hints towards hatred to guy who runs KopTalk and puts out Youtube videos. I just want to know why? Anything he did?

 

How about because he's a thieving, cheating, lying geordie fan that exploits LFC fans for financial gain.

 

Oh and not to mention the S*n support, his crusade against Robbie Fowler, and that time he had his fat f*cking mum phoning up workplaces of his onsite dissenters. Is that not enough?

:wallbutt:

[R Kid]

How about because he's a thieving, cheating, lying geordie fan that exploits LFC fans for financial gain.

 

Oh and not to mention the S*n support, his crusade against Robbie Fowler, and that time he had his fat f*cking mum phoning up workplaces of his onsite dissenters. Is that not enough?

:wallbutt:

 

What happened there then?

[nigecardiff]

What happened there then?

 

from koptalkinsider.wordpress.com/summary-blog-and-koptalk/

 

"And to prove he meant business he used the information some of his members had provided to him in confidence to track down their place of employment and he had his “family” telephone them there to threaten them that Koptalk would be calling back to speak to their employer in a few days about the “abusive language” of their posts on Koptalk. These were members who had announced that they were quitting, or asked for refunds, or asked critical questions and now posted on other sites.

 

And Oldham laughed when he saw the concern this tactic was causing and vowed to do some more of it."

 

Shocking... I remember it back then.

[Melchett]

Dirty Sanchez informs me that no one has EVER seen any proof that Oldham does not fiddle with kids.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/27378-fuck-dunk-s-n-hat-wearing-cunt-62.html#post2168520

[gkmacca]

His latest wheeze is announcing he has Christian Purslow's contact details: he's toying with the idea of making them available, but doubts it'll be 'productive'. In a spirit of generosity, however, he's inviting fans to sign up as gold members so they can debate it with him and change his mind. Twat.

[nigecardiff]

That is fecking despicable... what a leech.

[dirty_sanchez]

Yeah, he also used to ban people for no reason other than he didn't like what they had said, and used to continue to take money from their credit cards.

[Stouffer]

Fuck off Momo.

[aws]

Hey, Dude! Where's my book?

[Edward.]

Fuck. I've done that before. When i've been too hammered to stand - call it damage limitation if you will.

 

 

 

This is when the Hitler piss comes in handy.

[gkmacca]

Hey, Dude! Where's my book?

 

Apparently it's half done: all the pages are numbered, he just has to fill in the text.

[dirty_sanchez]

Hey, Dude! Where's my book?

Edited June 25, 2010 by dirty_sanchez

[Melchett]

"Odd Anal Munch" is an anagram for duncan oldham.

 

True Story that.

[Guest PurpleNose]

"Odd Anal Munch" is an anagram for duncan oldham.

 

True Story that.

 

So is "Fat cunt face".

 

Well, nearly.