FHM Top 100 - Your Picks

[Steve Holt]

When you vote on these silly things you have to give your top 10.

 

10. Elisha Cuthbert

 

 

 

9. Evangeline Lilly

 

 

 

8. Cheryl Cole

 

 

 

7. Katherine Heigl

 

 

 

6. Jenna Jameson

 

 

 

5. Mila Kunis

 

 

 

4. Olivia Wilde

 

 

3. Christina Hendricks

 

 

 

2. Beyonce Knowles

 

 

 

1. Katy Perry

 

 

 

 

Wonder how many of mine will match the final list. None likely.

[Guest simon]

I agree with most But Katy Perry number 1 WTF. I reckon Jenna Jameson will be nowhere near the top 10 aswell.

[Guest simon]

I thinks it will be.

Sorry there will be no pictures but my tinternet is playing up big time.

10 Jessica Alba

9 Elisha cuthbert

8 The black bird from the Saturdays

7 Mila Kunis

6 Dont know why but she always makes it Britney Spears

5 Kelly Brook

4 Katy Perry

3 Beyonce

2 Tweedy

1 That other one from the saturadys with the long brown hair

[Pidge]

Portman at 63 and no Zooey equals a failure in my book.

 

[Stu Monty]

I'm mates with the art director at FHM. I was having a beer with him on Saturday. Pretty cool job as he gets to decide who goes on the cover and what every issue looks like, that's for all their issues internationally.

 

That's the kind of circles the Mont moves in, GF.

[Karl_b]

The circles I move in are akin to when Marvin loses his leg to the Krikkit robots.

[Rex Banner]

Sabbathfan this is in your top 10?

 

That's the problem with these lists, people need to look at what they look like this year.

[Charles Penrose]

I'd wager Helen of Troy would have looked a bit ropey had she been repeatedly and mercilessly banged by Tito Ortiz.

[Steve Holt]

Sabbathfan this is in your top 10?

 

That's the problem with these lists, people need to look at what they look like this year.

 

Hmm, you could find bad pics of all of them. I know she is getting on and not as good looking as she used to be, but she's there on residual sexiness.

[Rex Banner]

Hmm, you could find bad pics of all of them. I know she is getting on and not as good looking as she used to be, but she's there on residual sexiness.

 

See it's the top 100 for this year not ever.

She is awful now, she got all types of plastic surgery and now looks like she has aids or something.

[Anny Road]

She will have a rectal passage of a 150 year old.

[Steve Holt]

See it's the top 100 for this year not ever.

She is awful now, she got all types of plastic surgery and now looks like she has aids or something.

 

Fuck off I don't care. When I picture her its back in her pomp. I don't care what she looks like now. I know its hypocritical to put her in this year's list but heres the breaking news. I don't give a shit. I will never get within 100 feet of her most likely, so I am free to imagine she is the same as she once was without someone pissing on my chips.

 

Although I do admit I should have put her at number 10...

 

This is what I see when I think of Jenna Jameson:

 

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Anyway, you're doing a lot of criticising for someone who hasn't bothered to post theirs

Edited May 3, 2010 by Steve Holt

[Rex Banner]

Here's my top 10 for this year, not in order.

 

Katy Perry

Miranda Kerr

Scarlett Johansson

Gemma Arterton

Anne Hathaway

Mila Kunis

Leighton Meester (reminds me of an ex who was incredible in the sack)

Kate Beckinsale

Carrie Underwood

Minka Kelly

[Steve Holt]

Anne Hathaway and Scarlett were this close to mine. Good list, although a couple of them, as hot as they are, don't move me so much.

[Rex Banner]

A couple were line ball but I didn't have all day to try and think of someone better.

[Welsh]

10. Elisha Cuthbert

 

9. Megan Fox

 

8. Monica Belucci

 

7. Kim Kardashian

 

6. Scarlett Johansson

 

5. Katherine Jenkins

 

 

4. Kelly Brook

 

3. Cheryl Cole

 

2. Vanessa Hudgens

 

1. Sofia Vergara

[Wor Horse]

Katherine Jenkins is perfect.

[James]

10.Jessica Alba

 

 

9.Penelope Cruz

 

 

8.Adriana Lima

 

 

7.Monica Belluci

 

 

 

6.Cheryl Cole

 

 

5.Michelle Mombardo

 

4.Katy Perry

 

 

3.Rachel Bilson

 

 

2.Nikki Reed

 

1. Lyndsy Fransesca

 

[Steve Holt]

1. Sofia Vergara

 

You absolute fucker. I totally forgot that mouthful of salsa.

[James]

Ah fuck, I forgot about her too:

 

[Unrighteous]

Some baffling choices in here.

[Johnni]

1. Lyndsy Fransesca

 

 

Your No.1 seriously?. She looks like the birds that hang around McDonalds on a friday night at 1AM

[Guest simon]

Una Healy was the one from the saturdays i reckon will be number 1.

[rjirvine]

Defiantly,

 

Olivia Wilde

 

And

 

Zooey Deschanel

[Boomshakalaka]

You do realise the results are out and Cheryl Cole won by a nose closely followed by Megan Fox?

 

There are some strange choices in here but mine must also be strange as most of them are not in anybody else's top ten.

 

The one photo provided of the person I thought would appear so much ore is also a very poor one. Too much pussy on my mind too poor a memory to find all the names to create my top ten but in no actual order allow me to jizz some names out: cheryl cole, nadine whatever her name is with the extraordinary long fingers, rachel mcadams, abbey clancy, kristen bell, run out of names already. Just because I have said them does not mean they would be in my top ten. Research is a beautiful thing.