What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Anny Road]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

[Elite]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

Ardja is a true Breakfast patriot.

[Dr Nowt]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

 

Mercilessly critiquing the few who bother to post breakfast photos, while never offering one yourself, is what makes this forum - and humans in general - great.

[aRdja]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

Thank you Anny. At the start I genuinely almost gave it up as almost every single breakfast I posted got destroyed by almost everyone. It was The Bitch who pulled me back up, gave me the encouragement to keep going. I’m most likely moving back to Australia sometime next year, and I’m determined to find the perfect plate of full english breakfast.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Mercilessly critiquing the few who do bother to put up a breakfast photo while never bothering to offer one yourself is what makes this forum, and humans in general, great.

I’m waiting for Rem. When that’s done, I’ll post one.

[Champ]

Who the fuck ever eats one sausage.

Giruls

[Elite]

Mercilessly critiquing the few who do bother to put up a breakfast photo while never bothering to offer one yourself is what makes this forum, and humans in general, great.

"It's better to create something and be criticised, than to create nothing but criticise others."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spencer Fearon.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Thank you Anny. At the start I genuinely almost gave it up as almost every single breakfast I posted got destroyed by almost everyone. It was The Bitch who pulled me back up, gave me the encouragement to keep going. I’m most likely moving back to Australia sometime next year, and I’m determined to find the perfect plate of full english breakfast.

Mate, almost all breakfasts get ripped anyway. Your posts are epic.

[Dr Nowt]

"It's better to create something and be criticised, than to create nothing but criticise others.  Carl Froch makes the best breakfast I have ever tasted."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spencer Fearon.

[Elite]

Ardja, your story is truly incredible.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Ardja, your story is truly incredible.

I was listening to violin music and puppy montages whilst reading it.

[Dr Nowt]

Thank you Anny. At the start I genuinely almost gave it up as almost every single breakfast I posted got destroyed by almost everyone. It was The Bitch who pulled me back up, gave me the encouragement to keep going. I’m most likely moving back to Australia sometime next year, and I’m determined to find the perfect plate of full english breakfast.

 

These words should be set against the backdrop of a beautiful mountainscape and go viral.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Someone needs to photoshop a saucer-full of eyewateringly expensive breakfast items onto the palm of his right hand.

[Anny Road]

Thank you Anny. At the start I genuinely almost gave it up as almost every single breakfast I posted got destroyed by almost everyone. It was The Bitch who pulled me back up, gave me the encouragement to keep going. I’m most likely moving back to Australia sometime next year, and I’m determined to find the perfect plate of full english breakfast.

[TheHowieLama]

Yeah not a fan of the bacon at all.

 

Ehhh, ummm...

[TheHowieLama]

 

 

 

Looks like Col's breakfast before he starts cooking it.

[lifetime fan]

I’m thinking of doing another tomorrow morning...

[KMD7]

I’m thinking of doing another tomorrow morning...

 

Fucking Hell Col, it's going to need to be at Escoffier fucking levels of cooking to redeem yourself here

[Carvalho Diablo]

I’m thinking of doing another tomorrow morning...

48 degrees c in Cadiz but nowt compared to the heat in your pan.

[Remmie]

I’m waiting for Rem. When that’s done, I’ll post one.

Haha you (fellow) shithouse! I'm back now but working the next few days, I'll try and get all my ingredients together and post it up asap

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’m thinking of doing another tomorrow morning...

Looking forward to seeing that. I’ll get my ray-bans ready.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Haha you (fellow) shithouse! I'm back now but working the next few days, I'll try and get all my ingredients together and post it up asap

Haha, yeah, I fuckin dodged it this week too. I’d have called you on not posting yours but I was too much of a cunt myself.

[Anny Road]

Its one thing cooking

 

Haha you (fellow) shithouse! I'm back now but working the next few days, I'll try and get all my ingredients together and post it up asap

Try and get ingredients together? I thought being a veggie was easy. I can get mine from a Shell garage.

Plus noone says you have to eat it. Can Veggies not cook a fry up? Or are you a fundamentalist?

[lifetime fan]

Fucking Hell Col, it's going to need to be at Escoffier fucking levels of cooking to redeem yourself here

 

A mate may be coming round so I’ll be doing eggs too!

[Anny Road]

A mate may be coming round so I’ll be doing eggs too!

Fuck me a fry up with eggs. Next thing you now there will be toast as well.