What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bob]

Stayed at pendulum hotel Manchester last night for the rancid gig. 
 

breakfast this morning was sub-par.

 

4/10, but 1.5 of that was for how special I felt being able to take my toast away on a toast rack and for the wonderfully attractive young woman that arrived as I was leaving.

 

Hash brown was soggy, mushrooms were served in a brine, tomatoes tasted a bit weird, and the sausage looked like it would be overly herby so I left them.

 

helped rid my hangover and set me up for the day but - like the hotel overall - a bit shit.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Stayed at pendulum hotel Manchester last night for the rancid gig. 
 

breakfast this morning was sub-par.

 

4/10, but 1.5 of that was for how special I felt being able to take my toast away on a toast rack and for the wonderfully attractive young woman that arrived as I was leaving.

 

Hash brown was soggy, mushrooms were served in a brine, tomatoes tasted a bit weird, and the sausage looked like it would be overly herby so I left them.

 

helped rid my hangover and set me up for the day but - like the hotel overall - a bit shit.

 

 

 

Plenty of evidence here that you swing both ways.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

That breakfast is a rancid gig.

[Pidge]

Certainly would be a sick, sick world after eating that.

[Fugitive]

On 21/06/2023 at 11:28, No2 said:

Washed down with Chocolate Cookies.

 

[Jairzinho]

Maybe the worst page on the internet.

[Barrington Womble]

I haven't had a breakie for ages. I was in Euston station this morning, was hungry and needed somewhere to do a zoom call before jumping on the train. So I went to the Fuller's pub in the station. Fuck me,

it was so bad. Firstly they shipped me one out where everything was cold. I didn't look great either. So I sent it back. The next version was hot, but even worse. Look at the state of the toast, eggs and bacon. I complained again and didn't pay and went to Starbucks. But fucking hell. What a fucking shithole. I have had breakfast before there which wasn't great, but edible at least. This looks like it should be in a box being home delivered. 

[Bjornebye]

Is that The Signal Box Baz? They do a lovely pint in there. I've found myself purposely waiting an extra hour on the beer in there for the next Liverpool train. 

 

Thanks for the warning never to eat there though the fucking bastards. That bacon is attempted murder and I think the person putting that 'toast' in-front of another human being holding a knife is on a suicide mission. The chef's had you right off there. 

[Barrington Womble]

35 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is that The Signal Box Baz? They do a lovely pint in there. I've found myself purposely waiting an extra hour on the beer in there for the next Liverpool train. 

 

Thanks for the warning never to eat there though the fucking bastards. That bacon is attempted murder and I think the person putting that 'toast' in-front of another human being holding a knife is on a suicide mission. The chef's had you right off there. 

Yeah, I think the signal box sounds about right. And yeah, a couple of decent beers in there, since selling the brewery, fullers have been pretty open to craft beers in their line up.in the pubs..

 

Food though, it's fucking criminal. 

[Stouffer]

On 22/06/2023 at 13:15, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Stayed at pendulum hotel Manchester last night for the rancid gig. 
 

breakfast this morning was sub-par.

 

4/10, but 1.5 of that was for how special I felt being able to take my toast away on a toast rack and for the wonderfully attractive young woman that arrived as I was leaving.

 

Hash brown was soggy, mushrooms were served in a brine, tomatoes tasted a bit weird, and the sausage looked like it would be overly herby so I left them.

 

helped rid my hangover and set me up for the day but - like the hotel overall - a bit shit.

 

 

Looks like the Cookie Monster. 

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

I haven't had a breakie for ages. I was in Euston station this morning, was hungry and needed somewhere to do a zoom call before jumping on the train. So I went to the Fuller's pub in the station. Fuck me,

it was so bad. Firstly they shipped me one out where everything was cold. I didn't look great either. So I sent it back. The next version was hot, but even worse. Look at the state of the toast, eggs and bacon. I complained again and didn't pay and went to Starbucks. But fucking hell. What a fucking shithole. I have had breakfast before there which wasn't great, but edible at least. This looks like it should be in a box being home delivered. 

Clearly not hungry enough.  

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

Clearly not hungry enough.  

Have you seen that bacon? That’s a death row meal just to get one over on the state 

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Yeah, I think the signal box sounds about right. And yeah, a couple of decent beers in there, since selling the brewery, fullers have been pretty open to craft beers in their line up.in the pubs..

 

Food though, it's fucking criminal. 

 

Yeah top of the stairs on the left. Decent watering hole for a train station that. 

[Barrington Womble]

I went to little Angie's on warbreck moor this morning. I think @Paulie Dangerously has posted on here before on here about it and I was passing having just been the opticians. It was pretty decent, I can't fucking stand tinned tomatoes on a breakfast though and it was a bit of a mistake by me not checking that out. It was 8 quid with 2 toast. So egg, 2 sausage, 2 bacon, hash brown, black pudding, white pudding, ulster fry,  beans, tomatoes and I fucked the fungus right off. Despite the tomato, it was a solid 7/10. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I went to little Angie's on warbreck moor this morning. I think @Paulie Dangerously has posted on here before on here about it and I was passing having just been the opticians. It was pretty decent, I can't fucking stand tinned tomatoes on a breakfast though and it was a bit of a mistake by me not checking that out. It was 8 quid with 2 toast. So egg, 2 sausage, 2 bacon, hash brown, black pudding, white pudding, ulster fry,  beans, tomatoes and I fucked the fungus right off. Despite the tomato, it was a solid 7/10. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I went to little Angie's on warbreck moor this morning. I think @Paulie Dangerously has posted on here before on here about it and I was passing having just been the opticians. It was pretty decent, I can't fucking stand tinned tomatoes on a breakfast though and it was a bit of a mistake by me not checking that out. It was 8 quid with 2 toast. So egg, 2 sausage, 2 bacon, hash brown, black pudding, white pudding, ulster fry,  beans, tomatoes and I fucked the fungus right off. Despite the tomato, it was a solid 7/10. 

 

 

Yeah it's alright there. Everything is cooked to order. Nothing kept warm in those metal things. Means you wait but it's all fresh. 

[DalyanPete]

On 21/06/2023 at 13:15, Remmie said:

Aah, salmonella for breakfast, lovely.

[DalyanPete]

On 21/06/2023 at 13:28, No2 said:

Washed down with Chocolate Cookies.

Sausage to bread ratio is way out.

Strange plate choice as well.

[DalyanPete]

On 23/06/2023 at 14:58, Barrington Womble said:

I haven't had a breakie for ages. I was in Euston station this morning, was hungry and needed somewhere to do a zoom call before jumping on the train. So I went to the Fuller's pub in the station. Fuck me,

it was so bad. Firstly they shipped me one out where everything was cold. I didn't look great either. So I sent it back. The next version was hot, but even worse. Look at the state of the toast, eggs and bacon. I complained again and didn't pay and went to Starbucks. But fucking hell. What a fucking shithole. I have had breakfast before there which wasn't great, but edible at least. This looks like it should be in a box being home delivered. 

Can only hope that the cunt who cooked that doesn't tell people he's a chef. Dirty slaaaag.

Well done for not accepting Baz.

[Clem H Fandango]

Wetherspoons weymouth:

 

Me: miners benedict please

Scrote: I'm sorry sir, we don't have poached eggs only fried.

Me: are you stupid?

[lifetime fan]

Got told at 9:20 this morning I had to attend a meeting at 10:30 in Padstow. Flying down the A38 and get a call to say the meeting has been put back 2 hours so stopped in Trago Mills for a breakfast. 
 

I fucking dread to think what it’s gonna be like from this tory/Brexit cunt. 

[lifetime fan]

£4.50 for a small breakfast. 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 egg, hash brown, beans or tomatoes, toast or fried bread. 
 

Fucked the egg off for extra bacon, tomatoes were tinned slop so went with beans and fancied toast to fried bread for a change. 
 

The sausage could have been nice, it was fairly decent quality and quite herby but had been sat around for ages, was stone cold and the fat on one side of it had turned to jelly. 
 

The bacon was cheap but at least cooked, she gave me 4 rashers to make up for the egg. 
 

Hash brown was ok, just as you’d expect and the beans were ok but too

many of them even for a bean fan. 
 

Toast was just stuck on top of the breakfast so had to take it off to butter it. 
 

But what really got my goat was the robbing tory cunt charging you for brown sauce. 20 fucking pence the bad fucking nonce. 
 

2/10
 

 

[Dave D]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

£4.50 for a small breakfast. 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 egg, hash brown, beans or tomatoes, toast or fried bread. 
 

Fucked the egg off for extra bacon, tomatoes were tinned slop so went with beans and fancied toast to fried bread for a change. 
 

The sausage could have been nice, it was fairly decent quality and quite herby but had been sat around for ages, was stone cold and the fat on one side of it had turned to jelly. 
 

The bacon was cheap but at least cooked, she gave me 4 rashers to make up for the egg. 
 

Hash brown was ok, just as you’d expect and the beans were ok but too

many of them even for a bean fan. 
 

Toast was just stuck on top of the breakfast so had to take it off to butter it. 
 

But what really got my goat was the robbing tory cunt charging you for brown sauce. 20 fucking pence the bad fucking nonce. 
 

2/10
 

 

 

I keep trying to look at the other items but the beans just seem to follow my eyes around the plate like an invading horde

[Bjornebye]

You dirty cunt 

[Pidge]

Half the beans and there's space for the toast. They just wanted to use them up and it's backfired. Poor show.

 

The sauce situation is a disgrace, even if £4.50 is a decent price.