What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Azul Monkey - Crosby - Photo and review to follow - brunch today at 12:00 

I’ve just noticed the passive aggressive, and quite frankly, out of keeping with the whole full English ethos - “no substitutions, please”. Azul Monkey can fuck off. I haven’t been into Crosby for years, apart from driving through a couple of times. Where is it so I can shout abuse next time I pass?

[Le Duan]

Just now, Curly said:

I’ve just noticed the passive aggressive, and quite frankly, out of keeping with the whole full English ethos - “no substitutions, please”. Azul Monkey can fuck off. I haven’t been into Crosby for years, apart from driving through a couple of times. Where is it so I can shout abuse next time I pass.

Just next door almost, to Marine’s ground on the left toward the coast 

[Le Duan]

5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Was toast an option?

Included

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Le Duan said:

Included

 

Is it out of shot?

[Le Duan]

10 minutes ago, Curly said:

Looks decent that. If it wasn’t a midday brunch affair I’d have said the potatoes can fuck off, but as it is, I won’t.

Spuds was a hash brown affair, with chorizo 

[Le Duan]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

 

Is it out of shot?

On the plate - just South East of the beans

[Jairzinho]

@lifetime fan

 

There is a man here attemping to ruin your Christmas.

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

On the plate - just South East of the beans

That maybe many things. 
 

Toast, it ain’t. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Curly said:

I’ve just noticed the passive aggressive, and quite frankly, out of keeping with the whole full English ethos - “no substitutions, please”. Azul Monkey can fuck off. I haven’t been into Crosby for years, apart from driving through a couple of times. Where is it so I can shout abuse next time I pass?

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

@lifetime fan

 

There is a man here attemping to ruin your Christmas.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha drive by abuser is the greatest man ever

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahaha "Are you a farmer? Foot an mouth an all that?" 

 

 

 

 

[Curly]

Well that’s my YouTube rabbit hole sorted for later then. I might try and get in touch and ask him to do one on Azul Monkey.

 

”Got the exact ingredients have ya?”

”Fink your facking shit don’t stink is it?”

”Anyway, see ya”

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Curly said:

Well that’s my YouTube rabbit hole sorted for later then. I might try and get in touch and ask him to do one on Azul Monkey.

 

”Got the exact ingredients have ya?”

”Fink your facking shit don’t stink is it?”

”Anyway, see ya”

 

"Live in Crosby do ya?"

"By the sea is it"

"Carra drinks round here yeah?"

"Can't swap beans for an extra sausage no?"

"I wouldn't have the fackin' nerve"

"See ya round yeah" 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

And this is happening right now

 

[Le Duan]

Well that escalated quickly 

[Remmie]

I have just opened this thread after not seeing it for a few days. Fucking hell, you soggy biscuit playing, arse licking thundercunts. Stop praising each others breakfasts like servile little shithouses. I hope someone shoots you in the face, dead hard.

[Fugitive]

On 22/12/2022 at 09:20, Captain Willard said:

Staying in a nice hotel for the boy’s birthday. 

That thing at the top right is trying to eat one of your eggs.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

And this is happening right now

 

 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

I have just opened this thread after not seeing it for a few days. Fucking hell, you soggy biscuit playing, arse licking thundercunts. Stop praising each others breakfasts like servile little shithouses. I hope someone shoots you in the face, dead hard.

It’s a mini version of evolution. Eventually we will create the perfect breakfast. 

[cloggypop]

22 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

It’s a mini version of evolution. Eventually we will create the perfect breakfast. 

Many of the breakfasts are more monkey with a typewriter. It's going to take a while. 

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha "Are you a farmer? Foot an mouth an all that?" 

 

 

 

 

These are hilarious, 10 years old though so how did they not take off?