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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

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Hahahahahahahahaha the fucking kip of that how dare you put a plate like that next to a pair of trainees that boss 

Fucking hell

Why don't you just go to crosby beach and eat dry sand for free mate? 

 

(It actually doesn't look bad, type of thing my bird eats, she does boss scrambled tofu and no that isn't a euphemism) 

Budgie or Parrot?

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44 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I didn’t eat chicken for years after visiting too many chicken farms. Then I went to India and saw adult women taking a shit in the street and wild pigs eating it fresh and I thought maybe chicken was not so bad after all. 

How old was she? 

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6 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

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15 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

We’re talking a lot of people using the outdoors to have a nice public shit. In the rural countryside, it’s a common site in the mornings. 

Not too uncommon in Sevilla. 

 

The funniest occasion being a woman curling one out near Plaza de España in front of a bus load of appalled Japanese tourists. 

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10 hours ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

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Fuck off.

 

8 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

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When he ^ comes back from fucking off, off ya pop.

 

Fucking disgrace, tha pair a ya.

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1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

You should pitch that as a channel 5 series. Here is the pitch, “Watch as Anika Rice helps Stig to find a traveller kid who took a shit on a tiled floor of a derelict house sometime in the 1970s”.  I’d watch it. 

Thats amazing 

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1 minute ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Full English Cyprus €8.99. The toast was as white as anything I've ever seen yet at the same time broke like a cracker, which was a cute touch.

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No black pudding or kidneys. Far too many beans completely dominating the plate. Basically beans on toast with an egg on the side. 

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1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Full English Cyprus €8.99. The toast was as white as anything I've ever seen yet at the same time broke like a cracker, which was a cute touch.

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Those sausages look to have a meat content of about 12% and oil saturation of 73%. Bacon looks like someone stuck a wham bar on a griddle too. 
 

and some had the temerity to mock my breakfast.

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2 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Full English Cyprus €8.99. The toast was as white as anything I've ever seen yet at the same time broke like a cracker, which was a cute touch.

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Dear god. If that’s what’s on offer, just eat whatever the locals are eating. It’s not worth it.

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8 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Full English Cyprus €8.99. The toast was as white as anything I've ever seen yet at the same time broke like a cracker, which was a cute touch.

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What is that red blob on top of the bacon? And why does it look like the knife has already been used, yet the plate is intact?

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18 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

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No hate.

Just pity.

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