Gay football fan

[Uncle_Meat]

Did you do that to my dishwasher?

 

I was dry by the time I got to your dishwasher. It's your sandwich toaster you need to worry about...

[Rashid]

Well, As long as you admit you're sinning and you don't do it openly you're still considered a Muslim. You're very sinful, but still a Muslim.

 

If you deny that you're sinning, then you can no longer be considered a muslim.

 

So if you admit it you don't get stoned to death?

[Carradona]

Rasheed, I'm actually Jewish and have no conflcts with my beliefs and sexual practices whatsoever. I go to my local Synagogue from time to time with my boyfriend. We get glances sure and the odd tutt butt fuck em.

 

You say "tutt butt"...

 

Is that some kind of position or something? :whistle:

[Rashid]

I have to admit I've been asked out by 2 blokes before... one very odd character licked my mates ear in a dodgy night club! No fucking joke.

[She Knows It]

I think she is still doing her correspondence course...

 

 

 

Don't mean it, Liz

 

I AM SORRY I HURT YOU!!!

 

Fucks sake, it was months ago. Man up. Look at the positives. Every post you've made since has been about how much you've been drinking and fucking, so it obviously had some benefits. You've got a lovely new girlfriend. Granted, she's not me, so that in itself must be a bit gutting, but at least you're getting some. Lots, if your posting is anything to go by. ;)

 

Daytripper, I'll let you know once I've completed the foundation Certificate in Jibbing Protocol.

[theRedHorse]

So if you admit it you don't get stoned to death?

 

You don't admit it in public. You shouldn't- because that is essentially bragging about a sin. I mean admit to yourself.

[theRedHorse]

You say "tutt butt"...

 

Is that some kind of position or something? :whistle:

 

Hey! I already made that joke.

[She Knows It]

You say "tutt butt"...

 

Is that some kind of position or something? :whistle:

 

I just got onto the "butt fuck 'em"

[BENIRL]

So if you admit it you don't get stoned to death?

 

Stoned to death, class way to go. I have tried it but I just get very hungry.

[melons]

shit me, this thread is funny, i have the horses knob on ignore so all the posts have been amusing to say the least!

 

and i am rather drunk now.

[Hardcastle]

You say "tutt butt"...

 

Is that some kind of position or something? :whistle:

 

 

sorry, typo, I meant we got tutted which is actually a rare occurence. The crazy thing is that I've seen our happily married Rabbi cottaging in a sauna once but as gaybi/bi-curious guys we follow a code of sorts. We all know the score. I've been with more straights than gay men.

[theRedHorse]

Stoned to death, class way to go. I have tried it but I just get very hungry.

 

Exactly. Never understood the fuss, really. :whistle:

[Lurtz]

nnnnnnn.. nineteen ,,nineteen .nnnnnnnn

Hello Paul

Sorry ,Carling and white wine kicking in.

 

I thought you only bought 8 cans of Carling? Did you steal the wine?

[Uncle_Meat]

sorry, typo, I meant we got tutted which is actually a rare occurence. The crazy thing is that I've seen our happily married Rabbi cottaging in a sauna once but as gaybi/bi-curious guys we follow a codeo of sorts. we know the score. ive been with more straights than gay men.

 

 

Funnily enough, another of my gay mates says that the only difference between straight and gay is a couple of pints and a dose of the horn. Similar thing, he plooked quite a lot of supposedly straight blokes in his time.

 

I almost feel like I'm missing out sometimes, but the thought of throbbing gristle just does absolutely fuck all for me.

[Rashid]

Funnily enough, another of my gay mates says that the only difference between straight and gay is a couple of pints and a dose of the horn.

 

That ain't fucking true. It's wishful thinking on their part. I don't get why gays always need reassurance that everyone feels the same deep down. They don't.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

RedHorse: Hi Rash!

Rashid: Hi RedHorse, this thread doesn't focus on us you know.

RH: I know, what do you want to do about it?

Rash: I don't know, we could turn it into a religious debate that'll cause controversy.

RH: Yeah, then we'll be the centre of attention!

Rash: And the beauty part is, if anyone questions us we can play the victim card...

RH: ...because of our religious hertiages!

Rash: You've got it pal!

RH: Wow, we are great.

Rash: I know, I love you RH.

RH: Right back at you Rash. But not in that way.

Rash: Damn straight.

RH: I know I am.

[Nick Leeson]

so now I'm going to have to fight rb14 and this one off. Dave U, if you're listening: I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME NOW!

[Monkeywool]

actually i think he had just got laid for the first time and was still in that comatose phase.......he never left it :whistle:

 

Are you my ex? :(

[Rashid]

RedHorse: Hi Rash!

Rashid: Hi RedHorse, this thread doesn't focus on us you know.

RH: I know, what do you want to do about it?

Rash: I don't know, we could turn it into a religious debate that'll cause controversy.

RH: Yeah, then we'll be the centre of attention!

Rash: And the beauty part is, if anyone questions us we can play the victim card...

RH: ...because of our religious hertiages!

Rash: You've got it pal!

RH: Wow, we are great.

Rash: I know, I love you RH.

RH: Right back at you Rash. But not in that way.

Rash: Damn straight.

RH: I know I am.

 

 

Class. I am giving you positive rep for that!

[theRedHorse]

RedHorse: Hi Rash!

Rashid: Hi RedHorse, this thread doesn't focus on us you know.

RH: I know, what do you want to do about it?

Rash: I don't know, we could turn it into a religious debate that'll cause controversy.

RH: Yeah, then we'll be the centre of attention!

Rash: And the beauty part is, if anyone questions us we can play the victim card...

RH: ...because of our religious hertiages!

Rash: You've got it pal!

RH: Wow, we are great.

Rash: I know, I love you RH.

RH: Right back at you Rash. But not in that way.

Rash: Damn straight.

RH: I know I am.

 

Wow. I'm honoured.

 

Try not to hurt me as you're hopping off my cock though. Thankyou.

[RedKnight]

Hmmm.

[melons]

Are you my ex? :(

 

quite possibly, we need to go through the related thread.

[theRedHorse]

Class. I am giving you positive rep for that!

 

Whatever you do Rash, don't let on that we are in fact Lovers. They'll never let us live it down.

[Hardcastle]

In response to an earlier comment. I do believe there is no such thing as being completely straight or complety gay. We are all bisexual to varying degrees.

[Nick Leeson]

In response to an earlier comment. I do believe there is no such thing as being completely straight or complety gay. We are all bisexual to varying degrees.

 

you wish, sweetie