Kelly Brook has ace nipples

[withnail71]

her pouter is absolutely packed into those bikini bottoms.

[JagSquared]

If Kelly swings both ways, that just makes me like her even more.

 

I always said the perfect household set up is a straight guy with two bi girls.

 

Until their periods sync and then for that moment every month or so it would be a fucking nightmare.

[kidney]

Just seen her massive nipples on Celebrity Juice, during game around 37mins in, shes wearing white dress and they are out like door stoppers.....cmon who can get a pic up first???please

[The Acolyte]

mates who sleep with each other. or so the rumour goes. been a lot of rumours over the years about Kelly liking the female form and having 'convenient relationships' with men.

 

Is that why the blokes she's been with have all been slap heads?

Was she fantasizing she was with Skin from Skunk Anansie?!

[Lee909]

Is that why the blokes she's been with have all been slap heads?

Was she fantasizing she was with Skin from Skunk Anansie?!

 

Maybe i have a chance then

[cochyn]

mates who sleep with each other. or so the rumour goes. been a lot of rumours over the years about Kelly liking the female form and having 'convenient relationships' with men.

 

That's enough for me: I'll grow me hair again, and call me Shirley. Got my multilingus down too. Next stop; Brookville!

[stmichael]

[Kevin D]

Good to see the champ is looking good after her bruising encounter with Pinder.

[Jairzinho]

Would have been an absolute fucking disgrace had she not beaten Pinder.

[SammyAftershave]

In addition to looking fabulous in all her glory, she's got a very fuckable belly-button. Bravo Kelly, bravo.

[Kevin D]

Would have been an absolute fucking disgrace had she not beaten Pinder.

 

Pinder was a very worthy contender, but I agree, Brook is simply a different species. The question is whether there is anybody on the domestic scene who can challenge her?

[Red Banjo]

Pinder was a very worthy contender, but I agree, Brook is simply a different species. The question is whether there is anybody on the domestic scene who can challenge her?

 

Nah. Pinder is the closest rival. Michelle Keegan could be a contender possibly. The 3 of them are streets ahead of the rest for me. Sexy, big boobed Brunettes. Fucking ace.

 

In the world game its Katy Perry all day as the no1 contender.

[Kevin D]

Ah, yes. The super fight. Unfortunately the CIA have made it quite clear that if I started such a thread, they would consider it Cyber terrorism and I would be introduced to the business end of a waterboard for breaking the internet.

[Jairzinho]

Pinder was a very worthy contender, but I agree, Brook is simply a different species. The question is whether there is anybody on the domestic scene who can challenge her?

 

I have to disagree. I can't believe you put the fight on.

[Red Soul]

I would be interested to see her in a non title bout against Vergara.I think the recent decision between her and Hayek was nothing short of disgraceful.

[Jairzinho]

That would do little more than pad out Brook's record. I fear that Kevin simply can't set up the sort of bouts we'd like to see.

[Red Soul]

That would do little more than pad out Brook's record. I fear that Kevin simply can't set up the sort of bouts we'd like to see.

 

I think judges do not look favourably on Vergaras emm..vocal limitations.

This isnt fucking xfactor though is it.Something needs to be done.The setting up of another governing body seems the only way.I like Brook,I really,really do but while she may rule the roost on our shores backed up by inept,biased officials and hand picked opponents she purposely dodges the overseas heavyweights.

[Jairzinho]

I think judges do not look favourably on Vergaras emm..vocal limitations.

This isnt fucking xfactor though is it.Something needs to be done.The setting up of another governing body seems the only way.I like Brook,I really,really do but while she may rule the roost on our shores backed up by inept,biased officials and hand picked opponents she purposely dodges the overseas heavyweights.

 

Don't blame Brook. She isn't swerving the big guns. Don Kev is to blame, and Don Kev alone.

 

He's a fucking shyster.

[Red Soul]

Don't blame Brook. She isn't swerving the big guns. Don Kev is to blame, and Don Kev alone.

 

He's a fucking shyster.

 

I am representing Vergara.She has told me that she is more than willing to take her on.We do have certain stipulations however.The plethora of lingerie shots available for her promoter to spew out has always given Brook an unfair advantage over some of her..less slutty (there Ive said it) opponents.

I will talk to Kev,but only if he abides by some of the unspoken rules of equity etched into this most noble of sports.

If I have managed to post my first link successfully I would like to show a short,and yet brutal Vergara sparring session.Enjoy.

 

[Jairzinho]

Compelling.

[Carvalho Diablo]

If Kelly swings both ways, that just makes me like her even more.

 

I always said the perfect household set up is a strange guy with two bi girls.

 

And a golden haired Labradoodle ?

[KopOut]

That's ace. Did you notice he doesn't get it in there till 26 seconds, and he comes around 65 seconds, so in all it lasted about 39 seconds. That expression on her face at the end is pretending to look satisfied, whilst thinking "You useless bastard" and hiding her disappointment. That's some good acting by Ms Brook, she's nailed it.

 

She certainly has. Oscar winning. The useless bastard only wanted to get into orbit himself.

[Fugitive]

If someone gave me one night with Brook and only one year left to live or the option to live until I was 90, I'd take the night with Brook and start making my funeral arrangements. I honestly mean that as well.

 

I love her.

[JagSquared]

Brook v upton anyone?

[Crouchie]