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Richard Keys Must Die

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I never bothered with the post-match bollocks with the pricks they had in the studio, but Gray wishing Lampard luck when taking the pen was shocking. Is Sky not meant to neutral? What a cunt Gray is, he'll be masturbating tonight over the thought of our defeat.

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I never bothered with the post-match bollocks with the pricks they had in the studio, but Gray wishing Lampard luck when taking the pen was shocking. Is Sky not meant to neutral? What a cunt Gray is, he'll be masturbating tonight over the thought of our defeat.

 

I agree, that was outrageous.Gray well overstepped the mark with that one.

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Everytime I see Keys I think of that scene form Police Academy II where they've glued the captain's hands to his head in the shower.

 

His number two cuts them off but he's still got hair glued to his hands. He walks in to the squad room, holds his hairy hands up and goes: "Does anyone know how this happened?"

 

And Mahoney goes: "I do sir, and if you keep doing that, you could go blind."

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Everytime I see Keys I think of that scene form Police Academy II where they've glued the captain's hands to his head in the shower.

 

His number two cuts them off but he's still got hair glued to his hands. He walks in to the squad room, holds his hairy hands up and goes: "Does anyone know how this happened?"

 

And Mahoney goes: "I do sir, and if you keep doing that, you could go blind."

 

Damn, I wish I hadn't already repped you tonight.

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Typical Skysports Twattery at the end tonight - cameras whirling around the stand trying to catch someone crying on the telly (we're not Newcastle, fuck off), while playing REM's "Everybody Hurts".

GET BENT. Fortunately, faded into the adverts before finding anyone.

Richard Keys blows goats.

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Redknapp was a fucking disgrace at the end aswell, he's like a dog with a bone when it comes to torres, he was injured you TIT! you'd think that he would remember that he played for Liverpool every now and then.

 

Redknapp is now on the hit-list. I'm washing my hands of him the horrible backstabbing cunt.

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