Enrique Ponce

Staying positive. That was an immense performance, even down to 9 men, Spurs never looked like they’d win and it took an own goal in the 150th minute of added time, sparking celebrations like they’d just wrapped up the treble rather than yet another season of fuck all. Befiore today, they haven’t beaten one decent fucking side this season. They are shit. Everton, Man Utd, Abu Dhabi, Brighton all got beat too, so it’s glass half full for me.

Spurs players bringing their kids on now. Fucking hell, open top bus parade tomorrow.

I’m just relieved that point they got off us in September didn’t keep them up.

“It’s up for grabs now.” That, plus Piers Morgan and Alan Davies. Rather have another meaningless City title than see those classless nutsacks win anything.

Malcolm McLaren - Madam Butterfly https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wuOaqT6aMuM

I used to chuckle at Villa buying loads of old shite off us. Then we gave them 60 million quid for Downing and Benteke.

I remember when Southampton played in the CWC. Most of the sides in the UEFA Cup would be in the Champions League these days. Much the harder competition. As already pointed out, Ferguson enjoyed a level of financial and political advantage with the Mancs, particularly in the 90s, that he wouldn’t have had elsewhere. It gets on my tits hearing he knocked us off our “perch”. We knocked ourselves off it and had been shite for years before Ferguson won the league.

His transfer policy was a joke - enough budget to scattergun money at the market will sometimes get you a decent player. But nobody mentions the expensive flops (Veron, Djemba-Djemba, Kleberson etc) and the whole string of shit keepers he signed after the Nazi left. His Abderdeen? Annhilated in Europe by the Reds of course but all this crap about Ferguson breaking the Old Firm - I would argue Dundee United got there first (and were better in Europe). And the Cup Winners Cup was always the easiest European trophy to win - how many times were Liverpool even in it? Always interesting how Ferguson never left Old Trafford, he knew he had such a cushy number. Perez once said he’d never be offered the Real Madrid job because his European record (given qualifying every year) wasn’t good enough.

That first leg at a shite Real Madrid, with Keita being subbed off about 40mins too late.

Massive Attack, Unfinished Sympathy: I’ve always been convinced she sings “Like a soul without a mind, in a body without a heart, I’m missing Arrowe Park”.

Another vote for “Brass” - Bradley Hardacre was a work of genius. And The Brothers McGregor nailed the whole social club comedy thing waaay before Phoenix Nights…

Keita's best season for us was 2017-18, when he stayed in fucking Germany.

OK, that was a bit over the top - but something changed then for sure...

We haven’t been the same since that Winter break this time last year. Before, completely unstoppable. Afterwards, losing to teams from Atletico Madrid to Watford. Should have broke all records but ended up limping to the title really. WTF went on?

That fucking fraud Rodgers, “resting” first team players in a Champions League tie against Real Madrid so that we were starting with Borini and Markovic up front at the Bernabeu. All to prioritise a league game against Chelsea which we lost anyway. For all his cod Shankly impersonations, that veneered prick NEVER understood this club. I’ve blanked out the Hodgson years altogether. Refuse to believe he was ever at Anfield.