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Most pointless food


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Just had sweet & sour chicken for tea & have realised that water chestnuts must be the most irritating & pointless non-food in the world.

 

They add the square-root of fuck all to any meal.

 

Anybody think of anything blander / more annoying in a food sense ?

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mate, water chestnuts are superb! Fantastic bit of crunch to add to chinese food.

 

Water Cress, now there's a pointless piece of shit.

 

I totally agree. They are the business and add that nice crunch to your Chinese. My most pointless food would have to be celery. Its a negative calorie food which means your body actually burns off more calories eating it than are in the actual stick of celery. How fucking pointless is that.

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I totally agree. They are the business and add that nice crunch to your Chinese. My most pointless food would have to be celery. Its a negative calorie food which means your body actually burns off more calories eating it than are in the actual stick of celery. How fucking pointless is that.

Oi Charles, why aren't you in Greece?

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Meat products of any kind, unless it's an actual cut of meat (eg steak, ribs).

 

Why murder something to eat a burger or sausage roll when you can eat a soya one that tastes virtually identical, except for the fact it contains less hormones, fat and bad karma?

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Oi Charles, why aren't you in Greece?

 

It was all an elaborate lie, I'm not going really! Buwahahaha!

 

Nah, I'm going early Saturday morning. Just finishing off a few things before I go. Working all the way up to half 6 tomorrow night and we fly quarter to 7 Saturday morning. Good times, but stressful. I really shouldn't be on TLW right now!!

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Cress. it tastes of nothing, doesnt fill you up, and doesnt feel like you got anything in your mouth, so why have it?

 

Sprouts are great by the way.....

 

And these new Korean meat balls really are the dogs bollocks.......literally:(

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It was all an elaborate lie, I'm not going really! Buwahahaha!

 

Nah, I'm going early Saturday morning. Just finishing off a few things before I go. Working all the way up to half 6 tomorrow night and we fly quarter to 7 Saturday morning. Good times, but stressful. I really shouldn't be on TLW right now!!

Get thee packing then mate, or 'er indoors will be after yer nadgers.

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