Jobs for grown ups

[AVEEZ]

So you bunch of under achievers - what did you want to be when you were kids?

 

I wanted to be Priminister - no idea why... I have no interest in politics at all and dont think I would have liked the hours much either!!

[RedinSweden]

1. Professional Footballer - too shit

2. Forensic Scientist - Too thick

3. Work in an office - Result!

[Fink]

Pilot

[Stu Monty]

I think the very first thing I remember wanting to be was an architect. I've ended up not a million miles away from that I suppose in Engineering.

[wiiksie]

When I was a kid I wanted to be Michael Caine in 'The Eagle Has Landed'.

 

It wasnt until much later that I found out being a Nazi was a bad thing.

[Stu Monty]

When I was a kid I wanted to be Michael Caine in 'The Eagle Has Landed'.

 

It wasnt until much later that I found out being a Nazi was a bad thing.

 

Haha.

 

I had the same thing after watching Schindler's List. I look back on all those dinner party conversations before I realised and cringe.

[05 Milan]

Fireman, cop, footballer.

[wiiksie]

Haha.

 

I had the same thing after watching Schindler's List. I look back on all those dinner party conversations before I realised and cringe.

Reminds me of the Schindler sketch that Gervais did on his Politics tour (thinking it was a porno because 'Barry Norman said have a box of kleenex ready')...

:D brutal but funny.

[Stu Monty]

Reminds me of the Schindler sketch that Gervais did on his Politics tour (thinking it was a porno because 'Barry Norman said have a box of kleenex ready')...

:D brutal but funny.

 

Then follows up the main joke with a mention of the shower scene. The man is very funny and pretty fucking clued up too.

[wiiksie]

Then follows up the main joke with a mention of the shower scene. The man is very funny and pretty fucking clued up too.

Aye, the Nazis searching for Anne Frank bit of Animals is genius.

 

'Whats that noise upstairs sarge?'

 

'Rats, move on'

 

:D:D love it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

The Diary of Anne frank.

[Karl_b]

First I wanted to be a fireman, as inspired by Fireman Sam. Then an archaeologist after seeing Jurassic Park then by the time I thought about it properly (around 13) I wanted to be either a graphic designer or architect. Job done.

[RedinSweden]

 

The Diary of Anne frank.

 

damn you. beat me to it. still makes me laugh that one.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

First I wanted to be a fireman, as inspired by Fireman Sam. Then an archaeologist after seeing Jurassic Park then by the time I thought about it properly (around 13) I wanted to be either a graphic designer or architect. Job done.

 

This should of carried on to go then I wanted be a terminator.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

damn you. beat me to it. still makes me laugh that one.

 

Its a classic.

[RedinSweden]

This should of carried on to go then I wanted be a terminator.

 

"So, tell us. What obstacle have you overcome in your career that you have learned from and would be able to use in the job as Terminator?"

[Carradona]

A footballer...didnt work out due to a back injury. Or maybe because i was shit and lazy!

 

Also a pathologist after watching that old series...cant remember the name but it it was about a pathologist and had that guy in it.

[RedinSweden]

A footballer...didnt work out due to a back injury. Or maybe because i was shit and lazy!

 

Also a pathologist after watching that old series...cant remember the name but it it was about a pathologist and had that guy in it.

 

Quincy?

[Carradona]

Nope. Keep guessing because i forget about it.

[Carradona]

It had robson green in it.

[RedinSweden]

It had robson green in it.

 

I can only find wire in the blood, but that was 2002. Are you that young?

[Carradona]

Shit, i dont know. Its annoying me.

[Remmie]

Postman Pat, Olympian, Pilot (because some capitalist Sweet shop owner told me that I must get a job that'll make me rich)

[A-G]

my mum told me i used to say i want to be a doctor or a "street kid"

[Guest Jay W]

Fighter Pilot.