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3 hours ago, Mook said:

The thing is, it was bearable 4/5 years ago, you knew you were going home to a warm & cosy house. Before they trebled the cost of heating it.

 

Now we have half the country scared to turn their boiler on. It's fucking grim.

 

I can appreciate a nice winter's day when I'm out and about but as for rejoicing in it, fuck that. Bring on the spring, when I can't see my breath when I'm watching the telly.

 

Absolutely spot on mate, well said. 

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My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

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47 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

Put this in the world of a woman but our grill caught fire last year the Mrs burned her hand. Was telling my mum and her first question was " is your grill pan OK?"

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

How is the car anyway?

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7 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm definitely getting old. Working at home, heating on, but my legs are fucking freezing.

 

Sat here with a blanket wrapped round my legs and a hot water bottle on my knee.

 

I must be ageing like I would if I had progeria.


Hot water bottles are boss.

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5 minutes ago, elvis said:

I do hope this is an exaggeration?

 

I'll never forget the day we got a smart meter in my old house and the boy boiled a kettle to show me how it showed your power usage, I just about twatted him when I saw it shooting up. Cups of tea were banned when I was around after that.

 

That was about seven years ago as well, before the prices trebled.

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