The weather

[Bjornebye]

How we aren't (And I speak for myself as well) rioting on the streets at the rise in living costs because of the greed of these tory cunts and their donors is beyond me. It's a fucking joke. 

[johnsusername]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

The thing is, it was bearable 4/5 years ago, you knew you were going home to a warm & cosy house. Before they trebled the cost of heating it.

 

Now we have half the country scared to turn their boiler on. It's fucking grim.

 

I can appreciate a nice winter's day when I'm out and about but as for rejoicing in it, fuck that. Bring on the spring, when I can't see my breath when I'm watching the telly.

 

Absolutely spot on mate, well said. 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Don't be ungrateful there are children in Africa who would give anything to see their breath when they breathe out.

Why bring African kids into it, you massive racist? You just can’t help yourself, can you.

[Section_31]

I'm from Speke. You think the cold bothers me cocksuckers? We washed our balls in ice water.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I'm from Speke. You think the cold bothers me cocksuckers? We washed our balls in radioactive piss that came down from Runcorn

 

Fuck off The Class of Nuke 'Em High 

[Tj hooker]

I detest winter but a lot of that was down to driving for a living now I'm no longer on the road every day then I can tolerate it just about , but if money wasn't an issue I'd be fucking off down under or somewhere warm to avoid the British winter 

[Captain Turdseye]

My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

[littletedwest]

47 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

Put this in the world of a woman but our grill caught fire last year the Mrs burned her hand. Was telling my mum and her first question was " is your grill pan OK?"

[Creator Supreme]

I'm definitely getting old. Working at home, heating on, but my legs are fucking freezing.

 

Sat here with a blanket wrapped round my legs and a hot water bottle on my knee.

 

I must be ageing like I would if I had progeria.

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird has crashed my motor on the black ice this morning and now she’s got a cob on with me because I asked if the car was alright first instead of asking about her. 
 

I’m supposed to be driving to Sheffield and back in it tonight for the f***ball. The alternative is my boy driving us up there in his 2002 Toyota Yaris. Not sure that car will survive the journey, to be honest. 

How is the car anyway?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

How is the car anyway?

It was going in to fix the tracking today anyway so it’s been sorted already. 

[Tony Moanero]

7 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm definitely getting old. Working at home, heating on, but my legs are fucking freezing.

 

Sat here with a blanket wrapped round my legs and a hot water bottle on my knee.

 

I must be ageing like I would if I had progeria.

Hot water bottles are boss.

[polymerpunkah]

I bought an oil-filled heater.

 

It's costing me a bit in electricity, but it's very good at heating a single room or a small area for a long period of time.

 

I've had all sorts of heaters, living as I do in the frozen north, this one is the most effective.

 

 

[Poor Scouser T]

Thankfully it is warming up now. But most of this last fortnight it has been below -5, -11 at its worst, not once did the heating go on. 

[A Red]

She has a hot water bottle. Every night she recycles the water back in to the kettle the tight git.

[TheBitch]

15 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Thankfully it is warming up now. But most of this last fortnight it has been below -5, -11 at its worst, not once did the heating go on. 

Where are you Alaska?

[Poor Scouser T]

Go as far north as you can in the UK. Then go as far west as you can and the go in a dip  20 odd miles inland.

[Poor Scouser T]

[VladimirIlyich]

It's either pissing down non stop or absolutely freezing and icy. Miserable stuff.

[Mook]

9 hours ago, A Red said:

She has a hot water bottle. Every night she recycles the water back in to the kettle the tight git.

 

Does she know the water costs about 0.005p and boiling the kettle will be about 35p.

[elvis]

11 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Fuck........that 

[elvis]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

 

Does she know the water costs about 0.005p and boiling the kettle will be about 35p.

I do hope this is an exaggeration?

[Poor Scouser T]

7 minutes ago, elvis said:

Fuck........that 

Its ace. Got a place further south and one in Bootle (which is up for sale though)

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, elvis said:

I do hope this is an exaggeration?

 

I'll never forget the day we got a smart meter in my old house and the boy boiled a kettle to show me how it showed your power usage, I just about twatted him when I saw it shooting up. Cups of tea were banned when I was around after that.

 

That was about seven years ago as well, before the prices trebled.

[Poor Scouser T]

One cup at a time. Press a button 10 seconds later a brew.