Come on Hermes, where are you?

[Ritchi3]

The last time you were on was your pre match moaning when the team was announced for Newcastle, you're not hiding are you? I know we've banged in 10 goals in the last two and you dont like it but come on we're all friends here. :whistle: You're always on here straight after a loss without fail.

[kopitegaz]

probably in shock... unable to move ;)

[Guest tactics truck]

Come on Hermes...who's dog chewed the seat off your Grifter?

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

:whistle:

[MLB]

Hermes hasn't been on here for a few weeks now.

[Kurt]

Don`t worry... someday we will lose again...

[dave u]

Come on Hermes...who's dog chewed the seat off your Grifter?

 

 

Quality line that.

 

Just where is Hermes though? Even Saturday Whopper has been on during the winning run.

[Zippy]

Quality line that.

 

Just where is Hermes though? Even Saturday Whopper has been on during the winning run.

 

I think Crouch's scoring run has made him go AWOL as it means he can no longer use his strikers aren't expected to score goals "joke"! ;)

[Paul]

I think Crouch's scoring run has made him go AWOL as it means he can no longer use his strikers aren't expected to score goals "joke"! ;)

He's just praying Crouchinho doesn't get another three goals in our (at least) seven remaining games. Losing one bet to me this season would be bad enough, but to lose two, particularly after all his crowing, would be terrible. To think he thought Josemi was a player - and I won't mention the "tactical genius, my arse" line. Ooops.

[Kopite]

I miss his jokes.

 

(The worrying thing is that I actually do!)

 

Buy some Christmas Crackers then. ;)

[Captain]

He's just praying Crouchinho doesn't get another three goals in our (at least) seven remaining games. Losing one bet to me this season would be bad enough, but to lose two, particularly after all his crowing, would be terrible. To think he thought Josemi was a player - and I won't mention the "tactical genius, my arse" line. Ooops.

Not only that, it would probably seriously rattle his I'm-always-right-attitude too.

 

Btw, I missed the "tactical genius my arse"-line. Enlighten me, please.

[Paul]

Not only that, it would probably seriously rattle his I'm-always-right-attitude too.

 

Btw, I missed the "tactical genius my arse"-line. Enlighten me, please.

He's thrown it out a few times, but I saw it last night in the archive when I was looking back at some stuff from earlier in the seaon.

[Paul]

He is TLW's Christmas Cracker when you think about it. Corny jokes and "teaser" type questions.

 

Then again we don't get the silly hat or the small pack of screwdrivers.

Irritating though he can (deliberately) be, the forum is poorer without him, in my view.

[Brownie]

I really like Hermes............when he's not here ;-)

[Kopite]

Irritating though he can (deliberately) be, the forum is poorer without him, in my view.

 

Ok Paul, you asked for it.

 

I'm superior than you blah blah blah.

 

You are an intellectually minor to me blah blah blah.

 

Peter Crouch has not scored in the last game.

 

The first 50 games under Benitez were the worst by any Liverpool manager in the last 70 years. ;)

[Liquid football]

He's almost certainly dead, imo.

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

How anyone isn't excited and happy about where we are as a team and club at the moment, and the direction we're going in, is beyond me.

[Paul]

Ok Paul, you asked for it.

 

I'm superior than you blah blah blah.

 

You are an intellectually minor to me blah blah blah.

 

Peter Crouch has not scored in the last game.

 

The first 50 games under Benitez were the worst by any Liverpool manager in the last 70 years. ;)

That stuff is all water off a duck's back; there are loads of massive brains on here and the likes of aws, Johnb and MLB (among many, many others) seem far more intelligent to me (and that's before you throw the genius of NP into the mix).

 

The thing that really irritates me about Hermes is that he's easily got the wit and intelligence to openly debate his point of view, but simply chooses to be evasive or pedantic. I still prefer having him around, though.

[dave u]

And I even toned down my fucking swearing for the fucking cunt, and this is how he fuckin responds by fucking fucking off to fucking god knows where. Fucker.

[Spy Bee]

And I even toned down my fucking swearing for the fucking cunt, and this is how he fuckin responds by fucking fucking off to fucking god knows where. Fucker.

How petty

:whistle:

[Bellflower]

I think the Yank has put a tough move on him and it's taking time to work it out.........................

[Vincent Vega]

Last seen in Spain playing golf in his pyjamas with Mike Baldwin.

[Sangria]

Only thing that made me laugh all night quaility.

Last seen in Spain playing golf in his pyjamas with Mike Baldwin.