Beattie for England

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

Got to hate people with 31 posts coming onto the forum shouting the odds and assuming they know exactly what everyone else thinks.

 

Who's shouting the odds, you know-nothing wanker?

[Stu Monty]

I'd agree that Beattie is playing well at the moment. Whether he has the subtlety or ability of Crouch when it comes to bringing others into play I don't know because I haven't seen enough of him really.

[Stu Monty]

Who's shouting the odds, you know-nothing wanker?

 

'Operation Koptalk is underway'

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

Why bring Owen into it? Is it his fault Crouch is playing shite at the moment?

 

I don't think Crouch is playing shite at all. He offers more to the team than any of the other strikers that's for certain, even when he's not scoring. But I bet you judge him just on goals right?

 

And as for the Owen, there's plenty of resentment towards Crouch because we missed out on the Welsh midget in the summer.

[DT]

Get rid, Dave.

 

Momo would be embarrassed if he knew this muppet was using his name.

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

I'd agree that Beattie is playing well at the moment. Whether he has the subtlety or ability of Crouch when it comes to bringing others into play I don't know because I haven't seen enough of him really.

 

The words "big, lumbering yard-dog" come to mind.

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

Get rid, Dave

 

Telling mummy?

 

Faggot.

 

Ps. Is that you in your avatar? You look like a fat Macmanaman.

[Strontium]

Get rid, Dave.

Yeah, God forbid someone disagrees with you about Crouch. :whatever:

 

Crouch is 10 times the player Beattie will ever be. That's why Beattie isn't in the England team. It's one of the few truly admirable things about Sven Eriksson - that he picks players based on their ability, rather than their form.

[DT]

I don't think Crouch is playing shite at all. He offers more to the team than any of the other strikers that's for certain, even when he's not scoring. But I bet you judge him just on goals right?

 

And as for the Owen, there's plenty of resentment towards Crouch because we missed out on the Welsh midget in the summer.

 

Well, that's about the 5th assumption you've made about me in 5 posts.

 

You've yet to get anything right.

[Stu Monty]

Well, that's about the 5th assumption you've made about me in 5 posts.

 

You've yet to get anything right.

 

Are we counting the Mcmanaman comment as right or wrong though?

 

;)

[DT]

Count it whichever way you like.

[Stu Monty]

Count it whichever way you like.

 

I'll count it wrong Pete. People shouldn't insult others looks in avatars it's just not on.

 

*sets out the rules for when he finally gets round to putting himself in his avatar*

[Nunavut Patrick]

Yeah, God forbid someone disagrees with you about Crouch. :whatever:

 

Crouch is 10 times the player Beattie will ever be. That's why Beattie isn't in the England team. It's one of the few truly admirable things about Sven Eriksson - that he picks players based on their ability, rather than their form.

 

 

Admirable and Sven Goran Eriksson in the same sentence??

 

I guess Saha should replace Henry now.

 

Form is temporary and all that.

 

Beattie is ten times the waist size Crouch will ever be.

 

 

Note to Dave: If we lose tomorrow SS will....make his......nuggett....appearance tomorrow....

[Kopite]

Telling mummy?

 

Faggot.

 

Ps. Is that you in your avatar? You look like a fat Macmanaman.

 

You are Pablo and I claim my free cigar. ;)

[Kopite]

Admirable and Sven Goran Eriksson in the same sentence??

 

I guess Saha should replace Henry now.

 

Form is temporary and all that.

 

Beattie is ten times the waist size Crouch will ever be.

 

 

Note to Dave: If we lose tomorrow SS will....make his......nuggett....appearance tomorrow....

 

And ten times the boobage of Canada's most boobalicious export.

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

I'll count it wrong Pete. People shouldn't insult others looks in avatars it's just not on.

 

*sets out the rules for when he finally gets round to putting himself in his avatar*

 

 

Says the man who looks like Kevin from Corrie Street.

 

Keep an eye that filandering hussy Sally. Whilst you're rebuilding the track with some Ghanian asylum-seeking sponger she's off with a slick Beemer salesman.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Pamela was the Centennial baby, the first baby born on July 1, 1967 100 years after becoming a nation.

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

So I'm Gaz, Pablo and Brendan too?

 

I have no idea who these feckin people are. I normally go on This is anfield, and someone on there recommended this place. That's the first I'd heard of it. Though I knew there was a fanzine with the same name.

[Scouse_Datcha]

Pamela was the Centennial baby, the first baby born on July 1, 1967 100 years after becoming a nation.

 

And this is how she will look in ten years when the silicon implants cracks...

 

[Guest Momo Sissoko]

That's revolting.

[Joeys Pogo]

That's revolting.

 

 

Don't be too hasty Momo

 

After a few beers, with Barry White playing and in the right lighting, I think I would

[Stu Monty]

Says the man who looks like Kevin from Corrie Street.

 

Keep an eye that filandering hussy Sally. Whilst you're rebuilding the track with some Ghanian asylum-seeking sponger she's off with a slick Beemer salesman.

 

In my new avatar which is Monty sans beard et sans Gibbon (coming to a pc near you as soon as my missus gets her arse into gear and sends me the pic) I look nothing like the Corrie bloke. He lives near me though and a mate once ruined his new year's eve by constantly shouting at "Kevin" to come and dance with them and various other hilarious character based jokes.

 

How dare you speak ill of Frank. Not only is he a Ghanain legend, who enjoys nothing more than laughing at Chelsea and Arsenal with me, but he is also one of the decent foreign types, knows his place and all that, understands the way the empire works you see. Actually feel well sorry for the bloke at the moment; he moved house to make space for his soon to be born child only for it to die the day before it was born. Shit things happening to good people just ain't right.

[kopitegaz]

Why is it always Liverpool who stand in their way of global domination?

 

 

Because.... IFITHADNTAVEBEENFOR ;)

[Sangria]

Sorry mate do you need an amount of posts on here before saying your bit. Jesus fucken Christ.

Got to hate people with 31 posts coming onto the forum shouting the odds and assuming they know exactly what everyone else thinks.

[Kopite]

Because.... IFITHADNTAVEBEENFOR ;)