Newcastle (A) - Sat 18th Feb 2023 (5:30pm)

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

What did he have in his trolley?

Jars of Vaseline to oil up before taking instructions from the Sky Sports production team.

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Worse then the bloos for ANDBAAAAAAALL

Beat me to it

[Reckoner]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

What did he have in his trolley?

He didn’t have one, was just walking looking about.

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

What sort of a "hello" was it? 

Like a eyebrow raise and saying ‘alright’

[J-V]

Great ball Gomez, Mo should have done better.

[Jennings]

4 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

He’s a twat. I said hello to him in Crosby Sainsbury’s and he scowled at me.

Ooh Sainsburys. Reckoner shops in Sainsburys. He’s Lord Snooty from Sainsbury him!! 
 

[waddy78]

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

He didn’t have one, was just walking looking about.

Like a eyebrow raise and saying ‘alright’

Maybe he was shoplifting and thought you were on to him.

[Fugitive]

Almiron looks like a possessed 1930’s ventriloquist dummy.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

 

Like a eyebrow raise and saying ‘alright’

 

Alright The Rock. Philly walking behind you with his palette. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fugitive said:

Almiron looks like a possessed 1930’s ventriloquist dummy.

 

Hahahahahahaha

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

3 minutes ago, J-V said:

Great ball Gomez, Mo should have done better.

Mo was running through on goal with a ball over the top and not a peep out of piss stains or spit. It’s fucking ridiculous.

[Special K]

Am I right in thinking that Loris 'fucking' Karius will be in goal for Newcastle in the League Cup final?

[waddy78]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

Almiron looks like a possessed 1930’s ventriloquist dummy.

Haha class.

[gkmacca]

Carragher sounds even more gutted than Tyler that we're winning. What a pair of shites. 

[El Rojo]

We’ve had a really poor season. Disappointing that we haven’t really gone for it in the 25 minutes since they went down to ten. No gain at all in taking  the foot off the pedal, particularly with the Real game on the horizon. 
 

Anyway, give Robbo a rest by bringing on Tsimikas and give Firmino, Jota and Keita 30 minutes each. 

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Special K said:

Am I right in thinking that Loris 'fucking' Karius will be in goal for Newcastle in the League Cup final?

I think so, Pope banned, Dubravka cup tied, and as far as I can see on their website its Karius and a lad called Mark Gillespie left.

 

Maybe they'll see sense and pick Gillespie.

[BeefStroganoff]

What the hell is wrong with this team? We’ve been nervous as hell since they went down to 10 men. Get a grip.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, El Rojo said:

We’ve had a really poor season. Disappointing that we haven’t really gone for it in the 25 minutes since they went down to ten. No gain at all in taking  the foot off the pedal, particularly with the Real game on the horizon. 
 

Anyway, give Robbo a rest by bringing on Tsimikas and give Firmino, Jota and Keita 30 minutes each. 

 

I disagree. I only need Robbo to get booked for my bet to come in. 
 

Run him into the fucking ground, Jurgen. 

[an tha]

Tried their best to rule our goals out didn't they...and what the fuck was the 'offside check' as it was titled when shown on screen about with Nunez's.

 

Yet another incorrect operation of the technology I assume.

 

Useless gets.

 

We need to put these to the sword 2nd half and extunguish any hope quickly.

[LFC 6 Times]

Gakpo gonna be boss for us.

[Daisy]

Good for Nunez and Gakpo confidence but that was shit

[El Rojo]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I disagree. I only need Robbo to get booked for my bet to come in. 
 

Run him into the fucking ground, Jurgen. 

Ha! What’s the bet? Must be a decent one to be that specific. 

[3 Stacks]

It's not a surprise we're still brittle. You don't fix that kind of fragility overnight. The goals were razor, razor sharp though. Truly top class stuff.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Great result from a pretty strange half. We’ve been poor defensively and excellent in attack. 
 

And we have a world class goalkeeper. That and the fact that we’ve taken our chances are the main reasons we lead. 
 

Apart from Ali I think Bajcetic has been brilliant again. Trent very good in attack, Nunez very good and the best I’ve seen from Salah for a while. Gakpo hasnt been brilliant, but he’s a very intelligent player, easy to see why Klopp wants to play him in the Firmino role.

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 nil at half time and them down to 10 men I'm very happy with that. Without the ball as a team and defensively I think we are still a shit show, the team on the back foot just panics it's giving me heart problems. Our game intelligence scares me I need the full time whistle 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

7 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Feels like we're the ones down to ten men. 

 

Which is an improvement over looking like we're playing with 8 men for most of the season.