Martin Motherfucking Tyler

[Bjornebye]

On 05/08/2022 at 21:35, Trojan1892 said:

Carragher is a fucking shithouse

Why? 

[index1000]

On 05/08/2022 at 19:13, TD_LFC said:

Carragher's response is a non issue.

My apologies i thought you meant the statement. 

[leslie]

On 05/08/2022 at 20:52, Harry's Lad said:

He's a fucking cancer that hateful old cunt. His bias has always  been plainly obvious and whether this has been taken out of context or not is unacceptable.

The club should ban him from covering any games we play in.

We very rarely lose when he is the commentator, check it out

[manwiththestick]

19 minutes ago, leslie said:

We very rarely lose when he is the commentator, check it out

We very rarely lose League games.

[sir roger]

I feared the worst when I got a stream with him and Beglin on it onMonday, but they weren't too bad to be fair even after the Nunez thing.

[Jairzinho]

A disappointing bump, in full.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 17/08/2022 at 09:07, sir roger said:

I feared the worst when I got a stream with him and Beglin on it onMonday, but they weren't too bad to be fair even after the Nunez thing.

Well Tyler's beloved Man U have nothing to shout about so he needs to keep a low profile.

[Butch]

Seeing this threads resurrection always gives me the false hope that the cunt is dead. 

[Harry's Lad]

On 17/08/2022 at 08:35, leslie said:

We very rarely lose when he is the commentator, check it out

He's our talisman? Riiight. 

Fucks sake.

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Butch said:

Seeing this threads resurrection always gives me the false hope that the cunt is dead. 

That's uncalled for,imo. He's a shit and biased football commentator for whom you can turn off the sound on and I wish he was retired but silly things like this are OTT.

[Mudface]

37 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

That's uncalled for,imo. He's a shit and biased football commentator for whom you can turn off the sound on and I wish he was retired but silly things like this are OTT.

Nah, he's an utter cunt and I hope he dies screaming after all the pleasure he's sucked from football over the decades.

[Jairzinho]

Not sure I can quite wish death on him but he's a horrible, bitter, snide old fucking cunt and if I turned on the news and found out someone had filled him in and permanently removed his ability to speak I would be lying if I said I wouldn't be nursing a semi.

[Carra_is_legend]

Wishing death on anyone is just wrong and sad.

[leslie]

On 05/08/2022 at 18:58, Elite said:

It's been obvious for a while that he despises us, this really is the chance for the club/lfc media/fans to really stick the boot in and get the horrible cunt off our screens.

One of his quotes, Liverpool the most decorated club in Britain.

[Tj hooker]

I bet this twat is sharpening his tongue ready for tomorrow night the obnoxious cunt , how the fuck Sky are still employing the senial old bastard is beyond me after what he came out with regarding Hillsborough. 

[magicrat]

On 19/08/2022 at 22:42, Carra_is_legend said:

Wishing death on anyone is just wrong and sad.

I could make an exception for Trump 

[Reckoner]

16 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I could make an exception for Trump 

Trump is one of the few exceptions I’d make too, but wishing Tyler dead us a bit much. Perhaps just a little harmless bit of aids would be fine.

[A Red]

Its the internet, saying Tyler is a cunt just isn't good enough to make you stand out.

[magicrat]

30 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Trump is one of the few exceptions I’d make too, but wishing Tyler dead us a bit much. Perhaps just a little harmless bit of aids would be fine.

Tyler just needs to fuck off . Many decades ago I didn't mind him too much but he seems to believe with longevity comes the wisdom , even right, to inflict his own personal view on all things football. We get less and less of "  X passes to Y and Y passes it back " instead a bucket load of his opinions and musings on the everything football related with quite a lot of his waffle aimed at clubs and personalities not even involved in the match being screened. It's as if he sees his job as more than a commentator and tries to be a self appointed ,real-time pundit at the same time by setting his own agenda.  I could bang on for ages but as I said he above he just needs to fuck off. He's become far too much of a distraction .

[gkmacca]

Tyler was one of the first of that inglorious bunch of wankers who eagerly called OT 'The Theatre of Dreams,' as if it was an obligatory official name rather than a shameless advertising affectation. He also pioneered the 'commentator and sidekick banter' which assumed that the ordinary viewer cared one jot about two people whose full human potential didn't stretch beyond excessive masturbation and sociopathic droning. A water-damaged SatNav would be more informative than this withered and croaking crone. He needs to be retired to that lonely seat on the double decker bus reserved for urine-drenched loons and chronically confused widowers.

[TheRedMachine]

14 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Tyler was one of the first of that inglorious bunch of wankers who eagerly called OT 'The Theatre of Dreams,' as if it was an obligatory official name rather than a shameless advertising affectation. He also pioneered the 'commentator and sidekick banter' which assumed that the ordinary viewer cared one jot about two people whose full human potential didn't stretch beyond excessive masturbation and sociopathic droning. A water-damaged SatNav would be more informative than this withered and croaking crone. He needs to be retired to that lonely seat on the double decker bus reserved for urine-drenched loons and chronically confused widowers.

Wasn't it Stuart Hall that came up with that? Maine Road was the Theatre of Base Comedy and Anfield was the Colosseum.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Disappointing bump

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Boom go on fuck off 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Great news, can't stand him but they'll put in some other dullard in his place.