Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Razoray said:

Lucas Neill, an Aussie right-back who could play on the left. He went on to play with Everton and his son Marcus is at the Liverpool academy. 

And he injured Carragher who allegedly threatened to 'send the boys round' in revenge for that injury.

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

The Kick a Boot at Beckham attraction will be boss.

Your chance to see the players lounge! ( it’s in a Manchester hotel as they needed the space for corporates).

[dandyman]

They’d have to have a Flying Teacups ride and Hairdryer Treatment roller coaster

[Mook]

Instead of knocking coconuts over, they could have a room where you go to sexually assault a woman & win a free trip to Spain.

[Scott_M]

Given how successful they’ve been in France and Switzerland, let’s hope for similar results…

 

[Pidge]

They've mainly signed players he's worked with before, what the fuck is he on about?

[Pete]

This seems like a match made in heaven...







...for rival fans.

[magicrat]

19 hours ago, deiseach said:

Gary Neville saw Sheriff Bart taking himself hostage in Blazing Saddles and thought it was part of a documentary:

 

I’ve had far more important issues going on to get invest time contemplating the future of Utd but as I understand it this Ratcliffe guy will buy 25% of the club and expect full control of all football issues whilst being prevented under FFP from investing heavily on new players.

Am I missing something?

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

They've mainly signed players he's worked with before, what the fuck is he on about?

 

Erik Ten Hag has told close pals that he's frustrated with the transfer recommendations that he made to himself and will make his own firing a key demand ahead of crunch talks on his future with the strange looking new minority investor. 

[VladimirIlyich]

48 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I’ve had far more important issues going on to get invest time contemplating the future of Utd but as I understand it this Ratcliffe guy will buy 25% of the club and expect full control of all football issues whilst being prevented under FFP from investing heavily on new players.

Am I missing something?

FFP is just a slogan. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

They've mainly signed players he's worked with before, what the fuck is he on about?

To be fair, he could well be doing that because the scouting and research is shit.

[Elite]

49 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

Erik Ten Hag has told close pals that he's frustrated with the transfer recommendations that he made to himself and will make his own firing a key demand ahead of crunch talks on his future with the strange looking new minority investor. 

He's got that whole fight club narrator/Tyler Durden shit going on by the looks of it, where his alter ego is getting him involved in all sorts of shenanigans without him knowing and he's having to deal with the fallout .

 

Only instead of domestic terrorism, his alter ego is constantly buying shit players.

[Megadrive Man]

4 hours ago, Pidge said:

They've mainly signed players he's worked with before, what the fuck is he on about?

 

It's funny because it's essentially the same as Moyes signing Fellaini but because he's Dutch they've not clicked!

[Megadrive Man]

After years of being dogged by off the field issues though I'm confident that Sir Jim'll Fix It.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

After years of being dogged by off the field issues though I'm confident that Sir Jim'll Fix It.

They're fucked then. 

[Special K]

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

[Wezza]

3 minutes ago, Special K said:

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

I look forward to the episode where the Glazers come on pitching for investment in Manchester United World 

[Pete]

5 minutes ago, Special K said:

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

Standards falling everywhere then.   Gary Neville really does think an awful lot of himself.  

[TheHowieLama]

14 minutes ago, Special K said:

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

 

Most successful footy pundit?

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

16 minutes ago, Special K said:

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

doesn't he run a loss making hotel and a loss making football team? 

[Megadrive Man]

16 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

doesn't he run a loss making hotel and a loss making football team? 

 

It is making me laugh how Wrexham have waltzed in to the football league and look far more likely to go up at the first attempt than Salford who are wallowing in League two. This is despite neither of the Wrexham owners having any experience or knowledge of English football!  

[El Rojo]

3 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

To be fair, he could well be doing that because the scouting and research is shit.

 

Still reflects terribly on him. 'Our scouting was so bad, I had to spend £200m on Martinez, Antony and Onana, and just like I warned everybody after my previous time managing them, they've been awful.' 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Special K said:

Apparently Gary Neville is a new 'dragon' on Dragon's Den.

 

What, exactly, are his successful business credentials to be on it?

For a self-proclaimed man of the people, he has a funny way of trying to make himself look superior. Really don't understand why the mancs fall for his schtick.

[JagSquared]

We really need to get a LFC World going or we are going to get left behind again. 

 

imagine the fun to be had on the big Cisse-Saw and you can top your night off with a romantic panoramic view on the Jean Michel Ferri Wheel. 

[Barrington Womble]

49 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

Still reflects terribly on him. 'Our scouting was so bad, I had to spend £200m on Martinez, Antony and Onana, and just like I warned everybody after my previous time managing them, they've been awful.' 

I'm not saying it's good..it's just an understandable point of view if he believes quality of recruitment is so poor, he can only really look at the small pool of talent he has worked with before.