‘Hypothetical’ Situation.

[Bjornebye]

I reckon Bruce has said something and paedo-tache has filled him in. 

[Sugar Ape]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I reckon Bruce has said something and paedo-tache has filled him in. 

Paedo-tache is balls deep in him humming the songs off Les Miserables as we speak. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Paedo-tache is balls deep in him humming the songs off Les Miserables as we speak. 

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As I tear your arse apart
As they turn your dream to shame

[TheHowieLama]

Please, Spanno would Anny skinny legs from here to the end of the block.

He knows Kung Fu.

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Paedo-tache is balls deep in him humming the songs off Les Miserables as we speak. 

I should be so lucky!

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Please, Spanno would Anny skinny legs from here to the end of the block.

He knows Kung Fu.

And? 
 

I also know floral arranging and how to hallmark jewellery it doesn’t define me though.

 

Any other sarcastic points to make? 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

And? 
 

I also know floral arranging and how to hallmark jewellery it doesn’t define me though.

 

Any other sarcastic points to make? 

 

 

No man. Sorry about that.

 

The sister-in-law though - would you?

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

No man. Sorry about that.

 

The sister-in-law though - would you?

Rough as shit, a hard no, not even when really, really, gone.

[Bruce Spanner]

Massive argument, they’re called cunts and called out by everyone.

 

They're leaving,

 

Cheers all for the ‘help’

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Massive argument, they’re called cunts and called out by everyone.

 

They're leaving,

 

Cheers all for the ‘help’

 

Haha yeah fuck em 

[Chip Butty]

For me and hopefully - The northern chapter of the Giraffe Delta Angels, take you all out, outside, throwing a proper collection of in run, roundhouse and fuck off lion, kicks. 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Now call the authorities and let them know there are a couple of suspicious looking scruffs walking around the neighborhood

[Captain Turdseye]

I hope they take the cheese. 

[cloggypop]

Boot them up the arse on their way out. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Kick their fucking bollocks up into their mouths, then tell them Tony Moanero, off TLW forum, thinks they are a pair of despicable cunts.

This advice will solve many problems. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Paedo mustache and sings show tunes?

Easy.

Anonymous call to Yewtree on his missus' phone

[Pureblood]

Eight blocks of cheese is money well spent. 

[Kevin D]

10 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Massive argument, they’re called cunts and called out by everyone.

 

They're leaving,

 

Cheers all for the ‘help’

 

 

Is right.

 

Alison Brie and Christina Hendricks could be having a threesome with me, whilst we watch Van Dijk go back in time to kill Hitler and I would still be furious enough to call stealing a red line in the sand.

 

Stealing from elderly people/anyone who wouldn't know it was happening is unadulterated cuntery. Stuff like that is not on and doing it just now is especially egregious.

 

You've handled it very well, in fairness. 

 

If you had kicked the boy's head in, and I was on the jury, I sure as shit would have voted not guilty.