Timo Werner

[Captain Turdseye 12,068]

Welcome to Liverpool. 

[moof 5,674]

Really?

[Anubis 17,439]

He’s trolling. CT that is, not Timo Werner. Who may be trolling, just not on here.

[Doctor Troy 10,434]

I hate him and I won't set foot inside Anfield til he's gone.

[Numero 6,959]

Just now, Doctor Troy said:

I hate him and I won't set foot inside Anfield til he's gone.

Harsh on CT, that. 

[Remmie 5,607]

I think CT read Paulie's scoop on twitter. El Rojo/Don Balon will be here soon to confirm. 

[aRdja 2,682]

Malingering twat.

[Numero 6,959]

Just now, aRdja said:

Malingering twat.

Harsh on CT, that. 

[VladimirIlyich 7,543]

Timo Werner/Tom Werner,the same person?

[Captain Turdseye 12,068]

SPORTbible, Goal.com, 90min, Daily Star, Joe.co.uk, Tribal Football, Football365.com and the Metro are all reporting it, boys. 

 

There’s no smoke without fire. It’s basically a done deal. 

[VladimirIlyich 7,543]

If goal.com run the story then its as reliable as Matthewbet.com. willkommen Timo.

[Anubis 17,439]

 

 

 

 

James Pearce

@JamesPearceEcho

 

Liverpool FC and Klopp are happy to let Captain Turdseye go in this window without a replacement coming in. He is surplus to requirements.

 

10.04 am • 6 Jan 2019 • Twitter for iPhone

[Trumo 14,153]

[A_S 1,802]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

What's Tuchel got to do with this? 

[Captain Turdseye 12,068]

My last ‘Welcome to Liverpool’ thread was the Shaqiri one and you’re all so quick to write this one off. 

 

I’m embarrassed for all of you. 

[Trumo 14,153]

3 minutes ago, A_S said:

What's Tuchel got to do with this? 

 

TOMMEH!

[Babb'sBurstNad 9,230]

His name is an anagram of Mort Weiner or wet rim Ron.

 

 

[Funkasy 1,096]

Age sex and location ?

[Shooter in the Motor 7,680]

34 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My last ‘Welcome to Liverpool’ thread was the Shaqiri one and you’re all so quick to write this one off. 

 

I’m embarrassed for all of you. 

Was it started before he signed or after?

[Thoth 1,713]

Has Usher designed a Werner T Shirt yet? Until he does it ain’t happening 

[Bjornebye 25,614]

Ignore the cunt

 

 

 

[Numero 6,959]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Ignore the cunt

Fair on CT, that. 

[Jairzinho 23,061]

Welcome to Turkey in two years.

[suzy 2,512]

It’s going to be a disappointment this window, isn’t it? VVD was done and dusted before January 1st last year.

[M_B 779]

Is he on a city break?