Make your call now...

[JoeyJones65]

 

We will finish fifth despite having the most exciting attack in the league but let down by our shite defence time and time again. The most common complaints from Liverpool fans will be about our small squad being exposed by injuries to key players at regular intervals/lack of winning mentality in the side/team shitting the bed against lesser sides.

[Pureblood]

Lazio will rise to prominence. 

[billypilgrimnz]

We won't win anything.

[Paulie Dangerously]

One of Salah, coutinho, Firmino or Mane will get an injury in November which will keep them out until March

 

Solanke will thusly play 20+ games (3 goals)

 

Moreno will be first choice left back by the turn of the year

 

Big Sam will be back in management saving some strugglers by Xmas

 

Chelsea will win the league

 

The Ev will win the League cup and commission a statue of Leighton Baines

 

We will win fuck all again but finish 4th

[eeyore]

We will be top of the league by October.

 

I will be told to shut my mouth.

 

We will finish 6th.

 

I will say I told you so.

[VladimirIlyich]

Celtic are struggling against Rosenborg now,so might not even be in the draw!

They scraped through so still likely.

[Dave D]

Arsenal fans will turn on Wenger after the first game and this will continue all season with Wenger stoically ignoring it

 

We won't sign Van Dijk or Keita and Edwards will be seen walking to his car on deadline day with a nonchalant look on his face, as we sign nobody

 

Man City's new defence will be a shambles and Pep will blame it on the culture of English football, which will enrage Paul Merson

 

Salah will be quality for us and form a great partnership with Bobby and Mane

 

Paul Pogba and Romelu Lukaku will devise the most cringeworthy goal celebration ever seen and it'll sweep the nation. Phil and Holly will re-enact it on This Morning

 

Rooney's hairline will morph between every stage of baldness during the season. At one point he'll look like Patrick Stewart, the next Dennis Wise

 

Mourinho will lose the plot by blaming Daley Blind and Luke Shaw of leaking confidential team talks to the press. He'll refer ambiguously to a 'mole' in the dressing room in a post match interview

 

Mourinho will blame UEFA and the FA for a conspiracy against Man United several times during the season

 

Benitez will get teary eyed when he hears his song being sung in The Kop. He'll pretend to talk to his assistant manager and point at a piece of paper before sitting down and wiping something from his eye a minute later

 

 

Hilarious. And ridiculously accurate

[Rorschach08]

an overweight Newcastle fan will take his top off even though it's really cold - the wacky funster

[Dave D]

yeaaaah, I do have a habit of rubbing people up the wrong way because of it. You fancy going to the pub to watch the qualifiers. Don't want to watch them at home as need to vent when we start playing shit and giving them too much respect.

My kitchen radios broke so could be tempted to come to the pub for a couple of CInzano's 

[Thoth]

Neymar will be top scorer in the Champions League

 

We will win a trophy

 

Shitcoat will fall out with Lukaku about his dreadlocks

 

Pochettino will be manager of a different club by next season

 

Sturridge and Ings will be injured for more than half a season each (home banker)

 

Arsenal will finish 6th

 

Everton will finish 9th

 

We will sign no one in January

 

Man City will win the league

 

Watford, Boro and Brighton will go down

[Dave D]

Neymar will be top scorer in the Champions League

 

We will win a trophy

 

Shitcoat will fall out with Lukaku about his dreadlocks

 

Pochettino will be manager of a different club by next season

 

Sturridge and Ings will be injured for more than half a season each (home banker)

 

Arsenal will finish 6th

 

Everton will finish 9th

 

We will sign no one in January

 

Man City will win the league

 

Watford, Boro and Brighton will go down

 

Take this to the bookies as an accumalator.

 

Although Boro are already down so may be on a hiding to nothing

[Thoth]

Take this to the bookies as an accumalator.

 

Although Boro are already down so may be on a hiding to nothing

 

And the odds on Sturridge and Ings will be about 200 to 1 on

[cloggypop]

We will be top of the league by October.

 

I will be told to shut my mouth.

 

We will finish 6th.

 

I will say I told you so.

I will have JP on ignore

[JoeyJones65]

 

Season highlights :

 

Winning both derbies

Staying unbeaten against the other top 6 sides.

Getting into the Champions League group stages.

 

Lowlights:

 

Losing games after throwing away a two goal lead. This will happen at least twice during the season.

 

Jordan Henderson will be quoted in the newspapers saying "we will learn from this game" after Liverpool are beaten at Brighton having been 2-0 up at half time.

 

Liverpool players will make an arse of themselves in a new Nivea advert two days after a home defeat against Crystal Palace. What will make the embarrassment worse will be the slogan the face cream for winners which will accompany the ad

[Dave D]

John Terry will have a social media "spat" with Stan Collymore after criticism of his performances at Villa.

 

Mourinho will point to fixture favouritism being given to all other English champions league teams   

 

Klopp will continue to get the arse when fans chant his name

 

Lineker will be sacked from MOTD after tweeting something political that causes outrage

 

The Goodison derby will break the record for yellow cards in the fixture

 

Le Tissier will scream like a girl when Saints score at Anfield and keep on about Van Dijk looking dodgy on Soccer Saturday

[Jose Jones]

I will have JP on ignore

"Miserable" Mark Coulter surely?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

There will be many games of football played this coming season.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

We will get beat.

[Rorschach08]

Can't help the feeling that a major terrorist attack will happen on fans as they leave a ground after a match.

 

just to bring the mood up like.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Liverpool football club will win the Premier League.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Mourinho will be a cunt several times.

 

Wenger will get sacked by November.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Liverpool football club will win the Premier League Asia Trophy

[Bjornebye]

Liverpool football club will win the Premier League.

 

Repped for that avatar 

[Dave D]

Repped for that avatar 

Love it- repped for the tits and not the statement that we'd win the league.....

[TheBitch]

We will get beat.

 

Hopefully