Make your call now...

[Dave D]

Morata will flop

 

Lukaku will fall out with Mourinho despite a bright start

 

Defoe will get an England recall

 

Koeman will be sacked in December

 

Keita will sign for someone other than us in Jan/summer next year

 

We'll sign Van Dijk who will struggle with injuries

 

Hernandez will score over 20 goals for West Ham

 

Stoke will sack Hughes mid-season

 

We will score six at St James Park

 

We will get Celtic in Champions League group

 

Karius will be in starting 11 by Jan

 

Man City will win the league

 

Rooney will score at Anfield

 

Solanke will play more than Origi  

 

Everton will finish 8th

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[3 Stacks]

Morata will be brilliant

 

Lukaku will be awful in the beginning but will get along well with Mourinho

 

Defoe will never play for England again

 

Koeman will be manager of the month in December

 

Keita will sign for us next summer

 

van Dijk will stay at Southampton and play almost every match

 

Hernandez will score less than 20

 

Hughes will lead Stoke to a comfortable mid-table finish

 

Newcastle will keep a clean sheet vs. us at St. James Park

 

We will not get Celtic in our CL group

 

Karius will be on the bench in Jan

 

Man City will finish 2nd

 

Rooney will be out injured when Everton play at Anfield

 

Origi will play more than Solanke

 

Everton will finish 7th

[Grinch]

Firmino will score 20 plus

 

Liverpool will qualify for the champions league by winning it, coming 6th in the league.

[VladimirIlyich]

Morata will be brilliant

 

Lukaku will be awful in the beginning but will get along well with Mourinho

 

Defoe will never play for England again

 

Koeman will be manager of the month in December

 

Keita will sign for us next summer

 

van Dijk will stay at Southampton and play almost every match

 

Hernandez won't even score 10

 

Hughes will lead Stoke to a comfortable mid-table finish

 

Newcastle will keep a clean sheet vs. us at St. James Park

 

We will not get Celtic in our CL group

 

Karius will be on the bench in Jan

 

Man City will finish 2nd

 

Rooney will be out injured when Everton play at Anfield

 

Origi will play more than Solanke

 

Everton will finish 7th

Celtic are struggling against Rosenborg now,so might not even be in the draw!

[Bjornebye]

We will make the semi finals of the CL

 

We will win the league cup

 

We will finish 5th

 

Sturridge will score 15+ goals

 

Solanke will be shit

 

Man City will win the leagued will finish 2nd

 

Wenger will be sacked by Xmas

 

Everton will be top by the end of October... Then finish 7th 

 

Dele Alli will be player of the year

[Creator Supreme]

Morata will be ace

 

Lukaku will score 30 in the league and win the title for the scum!

 

Defoe will get an England recall - agreed!

 

Koeman will be knighted in December

 

Keita will sign for Spurs in Jan next year

 

We won't sign Van Dijk

 

Hernandez will score over 20 goals for West Ham - agreed!

 

Stoke will back Hughes mid-season

 

We will concede six at St James Park

 

We will get beaten home and away by Celtic in Champions League qualifying

 

Karius will be in VFB Stuttgart's starting 11 by Jan

 

Man City will win the league cup

 

Rooney will score at Anfield - agreed!

 

Solanke will play more than Origi - agreed!

 

Everton will finish 5th

[Dave D]

Morata will be brilliant

 

Lukaku will be awful in the beginning but will get along well with Mourinho

 

Defoe will never play for England again

 

Koeman will be manager of the month in December

 

Keita will sign for us next summer

 

van Dijk will stay at Southampton and play almost every match

 

Hernandez will score less than 20

 

Hughes will lead Stoke to a comfortable mid-table finish

 

Newcastle will keep a clean sheet vs. us at St. James Park

 

We will not get Celtic in our CL group

 

Karius will be on the bench in Jan

 

Man City will finish 2nd

 

Rooney will be out injured when Everton play at Anfield

 

Origi will play more than Solanke

 

Everton will finish 7th

 

We had almost opposite views!

 

How mads that?

[SlugTrail]

We had almost opposite views!

 

How mads that?

not really Dave. He's a cunt, an odious little cunt.

[Dave D]

not really Dave. He's a cunt, an odious little cunt.

 

That's what I was cryptically alluding to

 

I should just take your route mate- its much more to the point

[Section_31]

Rooney will be sent off against us but get a round of applause from their fans.

 

We won't win anything due to defensive midfield midfield inefficiencies and weak leadership.

 

Sturridge will be injured often.

[SlugTrail]

That's what I was cryptically alluding to

 

I should just take your route mate- its much more to the point

yeaaaah, I do have a habit of rubbing people up the wrong way because of it. You fancy going to the pub to watch the qualifiers. Don't want to watch them at home as need to vent when we start playing shit and giving them too much respect.

[SlugTrail]

Rooney will be sent off against us but get a round of applause from their fans.

We won't win anything due to Henderson.

Sturridge will be injured often.

Fixed that for you.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know nothing, and I'm not even called John Snow.

 

We will win a trophy like. 

[SlugTrail]

I know nothing, and I'm not even called John Snow.

 

We will win a trophy like.

 

Already got that.....

[amli]

Grujic will captain LFC.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Already got that.....

 

Fuck me, I'm right already. 

 

Being as I'm on a roll I'll go with Salah and Mane being in the mix for player of the season. 

[SlugTrail]

Man City will ask for a refund on Kyle Walker.

 

Mourinho will claim that Lukaku is a steal at 95m before throwing him under the bus for being a lazy fuckwit.

 

Pep will claim a lack of investment is why City are struggling.

 

Rooney will expose himself in a care home ala Jay from Inbetweeners.

 

Code will neg me at least once.

[Red Phoenix]

Morata might start slowly but will still do well.

 

Lukaku will be good for Utd, as much as that sucks.

 

We'll play Barcelona in the CL if we get through the qualifiers.

 

We'll finish in the top 3 of the PL.

 

Salah will score around 20 goals.

 

Arsenal will again fail to qualify for the CL.

[cloggypop]

We will score more than 100 goals in the league this season.

[TheHowieLama]

Bang the Drum to 81

[an tha]

We will score more than 100 goals in the league this season.

And let in 50 knowing us!

[Red House]

Phil will be player of the season.

Lacazette will be a bigger success than Morata and Lukaku.

[moof]

Grujic young player of the season.

[mgw100]

Coutinho will be the stand out player in the league this year

[Boss]

Arsenal fans will turn on Wenger after the first game and this will continue all season with Wenger stoically ignoring it

 

We won't sign Van Dijk or Keita and Edwards will be seen walking to his car on deadline day with a nonchalant look on his face, as we sign nobody

 

Man City's new defence will be a shambles and Pep will blame it on the culture of English football, which will enrage Paul Merson

 

Salah will be quality for us and form a great partnership with Bobby and Mane

 

Paul Pogba and Romelu Lukaku will devise the most cringeworthy goal celebration ever seen and it'll sweep the nation. Phil and Holly will re-enact it on This Morning

 

Rooney's hairline will morph between every stage of baldness during the season. At one point he'll look like Patrick Stewart, the next Dennis Wise

 

Mourinho will lose the plot by blaming Daley Blind and Luke Shaw of leaking confidential team talks to the press. He'll refer ambiguously to a 'mole' in the dressing room in a post match interview

 

Mourinho will blame UEFA and the FA for a conspiracy against Man United several times during the season

 

Benitez will get teary eyed when he hears his song being sung in The Kop. He'll pretend to talk to his assistant manager and point at a piece of paper before sitting down and wiping something from his eye a minute later