Euro 2016 France

[scudger99]

That touching of the chin is his signal that his incontinence pants are at overflow level.  Cameras aren't allowed to drop below head level for five minutes after that little tell.

[J-V]

Shearer's a bit thick.

[Dicko]

As good at football as we are at voting.

[Iceman]

The system failed apparently Scudger, as shite was seen bubbling up all over the pitch. 

[scudger99]

The system failed apparently Scudger, as shite was seen bubbling up all over the pitch. 

Ha ha ha, true enough !

[Byrnie]

 

Hahahahaha!!

[Pureblood]

That's the best two hours of comedy I've seen since the McClaren umbrella episode.  Truly fantastic, better than you could possibly script.  There's Harry Kane ballooning one wide.   Marvelous.  Sorry for those on here who like England, personally I think they're right cunts.  

[J-V]

That's the best two hours of comedy I've seen since the McClaren umbrella episode.  Truly fantastic, better than you could possibly script.  There's Harry Kane ballooning one wide.   Marvelous.  Sorry for those on here who like England, personally I think they're right cunts.  

 

Does anyone think they're not.

[VladimirIlyich]

Nice easy £70 but gutted I traded out on iceland 2-1 at half time and missed out on another £150. Bloody hilarious to watch though and highly predictable.

[magicrat]

Shearer for Ingurland 

What could go wrong ?

[manwiththestick]

Shearer for Ingurland

What could go wrong ?

He'd do no worse than half the guys on the bookies shortlist. Strap yourselves in, this shit is going to get funnier.

[Iceman]

Now you're talking. He's a perfect fit. A real ambassador for the game.

[Dr Nowt]

That's the best two hours of comedy I've seen since the McClaren umbrella episode. Truly fantastic, better than you could possibly script.

Allow me to combine the best of both for you. Just in case you've not seen it.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Hoopsterdell/status/747544851571412992?s=08

[Russ Atmosphere]

Allow me to combine the best of both for you. Just in case you've not seen it.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/Hoopsterdell/status/747544851571412992?s=08

Haha, funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[Dicko]

If he prepared a defence like he prepared a resignation letter England might still be there.

[Dr Nowt]

Haha, funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Couldn't believe it when I saw it. Just perfect.

[Captain]

 

Noticed that too, hilarious!

[J-V]

Media creaming themselves over Heskey's, I mean Rashford's 5 minutes of running in a straight line into defenders.  They never learn.

[Iceman]

A little cameo rub for his fans. Not the full facial this time from Woy. 

[Anubis]

Sturridge - 4 dangerous crosses for Sterling, Deli Ali, Kane and Vardy. No recognition.

 

Rashford - runs into defenders twice. Commence wankfest.

[CWD82]

A little cameo rub for his fans. Not the full facial this time from Woy.

Their was a face rub montage at the end. He did a fod rub, a one hand full facial then the trademark double hand full rub down.

 

It was absolutely glorious.

 

Couldn't have happened to a bigger dick head. He'll always be the manager who lost to Iceland now. Made up

[Section_31]

Fantastic stuff, absolute clown.

[Gnasher]

England not very good at this football manager lark are they, here is Steve McClaren commentating on the game

 

Take a look at @BBCSporf's Tweet: https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/747556177828020224?s=09

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That was an absolute fucking embarrassment, a squad full of players who didn't have a fucking clue thanks to their incompetent manager and their own hyped up arrogance. 

 

Despite their lack of possession Iceland deserved the victory because they stuck to their game plan whereas England were rudderless. 

 

Kane was a waste of space up front, Rooney was like a headless chicken in midfield giving the ball away, Sturridge was wank for the majority of the game, no surprise as he just doesn't like playing on the right and goes into a sulky half arsed mode when asked to do so. Sterling was as soft as shite as per usual and the defence who had little to do fucked up when called upon, Joe Hart made a fool of himself and our wing backs were left wanting against a team who can actually defend. Wilshere was fucking wank and should never have gotten on the pitch. 

 

The only players who showed effort were Vardy when he eventually came on and an 18 year old kid in Rashford who was given too little time to make an impact by a manager who is a fucking fraud.

 

To top it all off the fucking cunt resigns with a letter he had obviously prepared before the fucking tournament. Fuck off Hodgson you fucking fraud, you should be shoved into the Tower of London and bummed to death. 

 

We also now have fucking Southgate being touted for the job....Jesus fucking Christ, another cunt who will earn millions for being shite. In a perverse way those suited cunts at the F.A deserve all they fucking get. I just hope the fans desert them and fuck it off until a complete overhaul is completed and all the clueless cunts are ditched, from top to fucking bottom. 

 

Well done Iceland, hope your fairy tale continues.

 

Woy, I hope you get aids you wobble necked cunt. 

[Section_31]

England's fault for not showing him the door after a pathetic world cup, suspect the press gave him an easy ride because he wasn't johnny foreigner