Daniel Sturridge - 2020

[magicrat]

I see those FA twats have called TAA and Solanke to under 21 shite as well...

 

I fucking despise international football and the calendar these days is a joke

 

Fucking ridiculous , These lads have a couple of decent games then as reward they get hauled off to play some meaningless fixture and return fucked for the next 12 months. Gomez should be having a word in their ears. 

[an tha]

Fucking ridiculous , These lads have a couple of decent games then as reward they get hauled off to play some meaningless fixture and return fucked for the next 12 months. Gomez should be having a word in their ears.

Its absolute bollocks, mate.

[VladimirIlyich]

Fuck England.

 

This.

[amli]

Studge got soul

 

[lifetime fan]

Fucking hell.

[Grinch]

Hilarious.

[lifetime fan]

Hilarious? Fucking cringeworthy! And I’d gladly see none of them ever play for us again.

[Captain]

Too embarrassing to watch through, had to leave it.

[Jay86]

It’s definitely not hilarious..Sturridge is pure cringe.

[an tha]

Quickest i have seen Sturridge move since 2014

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nice car, shame about the rest.

[El Rojo]

Some tepid, mid-table bants there.

[suzy]

Quickest i have seen Sturridge move since 2014

I kept expecting him to injure himself!

Studge by far the most embarrassing in that, he really fancies himself!

[magicrat]

Can't see Sturridge as a good influence on the other players . His work ethic is abysmal ,

They should drop the cunt off at the nearest bus stop, 

[TheHowieLama]

Have him walk - its what he does best.

[Trumo]

Carpool karaoke is shite. Youtube is full of this inane bollocks and it usually involves James fucking Corden. Carpooling is shite as well, because the others are bound to be unreliable knobheads.

[Captain]

The James Corden version is by and large entertaining.

 

This was pure shite.

[SlugTrail]

Carpool karaoke is shite. Youtube is full of this inane bollocks and it usually involves James fucking Corden. Carpooling is shite as well, because the others are bound to be unreliable knobheads.

you got something about annoying fat southerners, if so I am striking you off my "I might rep if you say some mildly amusing" list.

[magicrat]

Carpool karaoke is shite. Youtube is full of this inane bollocks and it usually involves James fucking Corden. Carpooling is shite as well, because the others are bound to be unreliable knobheads.

 

Sturridge won't care. Not as though he has to get to work or anything

[SammyAftershave]

The James Corden version is by and large entertaining.

 

This was pure shite.

 

Only if the alternative is being unwittingly spiked with a massive dose of rohypnol and waking up tied to a saltire shaped cross in a cell inside a maximum security prison in El Salvador while the entire population of full-face tattooed, AIDS riddled inmates take it in turns to bum rape you.

 

Although I will agree that watching that video above is almost as ghastly an experience.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He's our best ever player

[VladimirIlyich]

He's our best ever player

Except for loads who actually were.

[sir roger]

I was watching him closely on Saturday ( well as closely as you can in the new Main Stand ) and his ball retention was absolutely diabolical.

 

Can’t really call him for the pace disappearing due to injuries , but his ‘efforts’ to keep the ball were shocking. Surely that is something he should be made to work on , but seeing as all of our highly-paid , ‘coaching badged up to the eyeballs’ coaches are too scared to suggest to Moreno that being able to kick a ball 5 yards with his right foot might be useful for a player pocketing £50k a week , I am not holding my breath.

[Guest]

Has no-one told him his legs have gone?

 

[Trumo]

He's now going to try and prove his pace rating should be in the 90s, then pop a hamstring before briefly returning in 2019 2020.