Klopp interview / press conference thread

[TheHowieLama]

Whats the format?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You predict when he'll play again.

 

Then everyone loses.

[Sugar Ape]

Whats the format?

From Lee:

30 years of the UEFA Cup/Europa League.

Pick a team from the finalists from 1985-2015. Can only pick one player from each squad (must have played in the final). Though you can pick multiple players from the same team if they appeared in multiple finals

[suzy]

Good to see him laughing off the soft German thing - that's probably riled Fat Sam more!

[Ginny]

What a class act KLOPP is. That fat ale house cunts head must be battered the way he's dealt with him there - haha

[littletedwest]

"Soft bloody german"

 

"We heard some bad language from them"

 

Not a contradiction at all

[Mathewbet1]

'Soft Bloody German' puts 'Fat headed sausaged fingered twat' his his place shocker.

 

Next time we beat one of his teams and i doubt fat sam will be around for much longer i can see Klopp saying 'not bad for a soft german eh'

[Boss]

I love the way he's wasted no time sussing out who his friends and enemies are.

 

Allardyce, Pulis - cunts 

Ranieri - sound

[Mathewbet1]

They are the worst 2 in my opinion , you can add 'pards' to the list too. slimey lipped bastard.

[A_S]

You predict when he'll play again.

 

Then everyone loses.

My first good laugh for 2016. Cheers!

[suzy]

I love the way he's wasted no time sussing out who his friends and enemies are.

 

Allardyce, Pulis - cunts 

Ranieri - sound

 

After Klopp Ranieri is my favourite manager - I even liked him when he was at Chelsea.

[Arl arse]

Happy new year Kloppo, you magnificent, crazy, cool bastard.

[thegreatelephant]

as we all know- there will be bumps in the road but we at last have the correct vehicle for the journey. noone is even on FSGs back now so that's a lesson they have learned. don't cut corners and leave it to the professionals.

 

he deals with the press like the London bell-ends they are and he don't take no shit from dirgeprats like the aforementioned. next- correct recruitment

[Sugar Ape]

New mini interview, worth it for the first 12 seconds when Klopp sits there smiling and doesn't move an inch. It's unnerving.

 

http://youtu.be/maT3iICPTEU[/YouTube]

[Jairzinho]

Has anyone ever been that stoned before?

[Sugar Ape]

I can imagine being called into his office the day after you've played shite and his assistant is standing behind him questioning what the fuck you were up to, all the while Klopp is sitting there not moving or taking his eyes off you, just smiling away like in the video.

 

You'd go to bits.

[Reckoner]

Needs to stop talking about the amount of games.

[bonesman]

Needs to stop talking about the amount of games.

What questions are they asking to provoke these comments from our manager?

[billypilgrimnz]

Needs to stop talking about the amount of games.

 

Or...or

 

(1) the press could stop asking about them

(2) you could stop listening to press conferences

[Arl arse]

[Sugar Ape]

[Arl arse]

[DirkDiggledinho]

Good to see. Honest. No "great character" in 2-0 defeat.

[Dr. J]

Yeah, we're all angry. But the players don't give a shit - they'll all be on the team sheet for the next capitulation.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Yeah, we're all angry. But the players don't give a shit - they'll all be on the team sheet for the next capitulation.

And there's the dilemma - if you chop and change, then the players will never settle.

 

He's got a lot of arse-kicking to do.  (I also think he needs to look at his own performance, tactically, to see what's to be learned.)