Singers/Bands you can't stand

[Section_31]

Had the radio on this morning and hears that shouty monstrosity that is Kelly Clarkson. Seems to have made a career out of being a shouty cunt. 

 

Makes me wish I had a time machine so I could listen to Frank and Dean at the Sands. 

[razor]

This type of singer is a given, Sec.

 

I had to look her up, and I hate her already.

 

There should be a more controversial choice to get the ball rolling.  So I'm going with Red Hot Chili Peppers.  Can't abide them.

[ZonkoVille77]

Beyonce.

Fucking warbling foghorn impersonating cunt bag.

I've nearly crashed the car trying to quickly switch radio station so my ears don't start leaking my brains all over the place.

 

I hate her.

[lifetime fan]

Adele.

 

Horrible, fat, Tory cunt.

 

If you weren't such a fucking obnoxious mess you might keep a bloke and stop writing shite songs about being dumped yet again.

[Jairzinho]

I won't bother win any of the current chart shit, partly because I couldn't name any of them.

 

Radiohead. Morrissey. Bob Dylan.

[cloggypop]

Muse/Coldplay/U2/Mumford & Sons/Snow Patrol/Radiohead can all fuck off.

 

Nothing is as evil as Phil Collins however.

 

[Colin Heald]

And for our older listeners:-

 

Barry Manilow, Tony Orlando and ....... Donovan 

[Bjornebye]

I couldn't name a Miley Cyrus, One Direction or Justin Bieber song if you offered me money but I know for a fact it is all ear aids.

 

Katie Perry too. I'd marry her but i'd rather hand myself over to Isis than listen to one of her albums.

 

Alex James from Blur has to be involved in this thread. Blur are a great band but he is an utter fucking bellend. I started watching the dvd of them live at Hyde Park and saw him playing guitar with a fag hanging out of his gob as if he was Keith Richards whilst playing something like Girls and Boys. Instantly turned it off in disgust. I fucking hate him with a passion.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Queen

 

Bad fucking aids

[Jairzinho]

Which of those three shit mongs do you like, JC?

[The Midnight Rambler]

Which of those three shit mongs do you like, JC?

I like all three but I'm happy enough for you to have Morrissey & Radiohead.

 

What's your beef with Bob? He inspired your boy Cooke to write one of the greatest songs ever..

[Jairzinho]

I like all three but I'm happy enough for you to have Morrissey & Radiohead.

 

What's your beef with Bob? He inspired your boy Cooke to write one of the greatest songs ever..

 

Poor man's Sixto Rodriguez. Nah, to be fair, I've obviously got an enormous amount of respect for Dylan, I just don't want to listen to him sing.

[Section_31]

It goes without saying his voice is annoying, but Ronan Keating is also by far the most tedious collection of DNA ever assembled. 

[Major Tom]

What, you didn't like Ronan's Iris cover?

[The Midnight Rambler]

Poor man's Sixto Rodriguez. Nah, to be fair, I've obviously got an enormous amount of respect for Dylan, I just don't want to listen to him sing.

Fair do's

 

Is a bit mad he charges 50 nicker to see his show when he barely manage to cough out a sentence

[Dr Nowt]

Dylan's voice live is the singing equivalent of a physician's handwriting.

 

Complete affectation aimed squarely at people not being able to identify the track until it's about to end.

 

Relatively speaking, of course.

[setreal]

Winehouse, White Stripes, Arctic Molnkeys, Coldplay, Killers, Linking Park, Pearl Jam, Muse, The National, Arcade Fire, etc etc

 

Love Nickelback, though.

[Harry Squatter]

Scouting for girls

Top loader

Take That

Jesse J

West life

Slip knot

Green Day

Seal

Whitney Houston

Elton John

Coldplay

The Killers

[Trumo]

Ollie Murs - music for office fatties

Mumford & Sons - music for inbred hipsters

Enter Shikari - music for shouty cunts that need a slap

Westlife - music for cunts that like to buy the exact same song again and again but don't realise it

[Trumo]

It goes without saying his voice is annoying, but Ronan Keating is also by far the most tedious collection of DNA ever assembled. 

 

Vic Reeves' nightclub singer is an accurate pisstake of Keating.

[Bjornebye]

scouting for girls, Jessie j and olly murs are great shouts. eurgh.

[Trumo]

Anything shat onto the world by Simon Cowell.

[Section_31]

Ollie Murs - music for office fatties

Mumford & Sons - music for inbred hipsters

Enter Shikari - music for shouty cunts that need a slap

Westlife - music for cunts that like to buy the exact same song again and again but don't realise it

The Murs description is class and very true, they find him attractive but suspect he's nice enough to only politely decline their advances with a smile and a wink, rather than punch them in the throat Liam Neeson style.

 

As an aside, I've always thought he looks like a Polish captain kirk.

[General Dryness]

Alex James from Blur has to be involved in this thread. Blur are a great band but he is an utter fucking bellend. I started watching the dvd of them live at Hyde Park and saw him playing guitar with a fag hanging out of his gob as if he was Keith Richards whilst playing something like Girls and Boys. Instantly turned it off in disgust. I fucking hate him with a passion.

You saw Alex James playing guitar? Surely that's Graham Coxons job? Do you mean you saw Alex James playing bass?

 

Sorry to be pedantic mate, but it annoys the fuck out of me when people seem unable to make the distinction.

[Bjornebye]

Bass guitar then you fucking weapon. He is a cunt regardless.

 

Coxon is a brilliant guitarist and the only reason, I listen to Blur.