Pray for Stig

[Bjornebye]

Been binbagged

 

You know its bad when your shitting in a pub on a monday afternoon

 

#jesuisstig

[Furmedge]

*wants to throw in gag about you never mentioning having a bird, and now you don't have to*

Snakes with tits.

You are talking about your bird and not your job aren't you?

[Section_31]

I didn't know what bin bagged meant, thought it was something to do with your guts with you saying you were shitting in the pub.

[Jairzinho]

She's been lezzing off with that hippo you live with, hasn't she?

[TheHowieLama]

[Champ]

Been binbaggedYou know its bad when your shitting in a pub on a monday afternoon #jesuisstig

Speak English, boy

 

Edit. Bloody drama queen

[Furmedge]

And a pity rep for having a shit in a pub toilet.

[JohnnyH]

By job or bird?

[Mook]

Shitting in the pub is deeply unpleasant but saves a fortune on toilet roll.

[Trumo]

Mercy flush.

[mattyq]

I have no idea what any of this means

[bigbak]

Shitting in the pub is deeply unpleasant but saves a fortune on toilet roll.

 

I've trained my arse to only go when I'm at work.  I've made 9 rolls last me 18 months.

It occurred to me the other day that I don't actually like shitting in public/work toilets.

Nothing worse than a warm seat.

[Rico1304]

Did you manage to finish the decorating before getting kicked out?

[RoboRiise]

If it's the bird, world of a woman thread suggests he's well out of it.  Should have managed to hang in there until after New York though, poor form there.

 

Is it a coincidence that this comes after the old firm game?  I suspect there's more to come in this story, Simon-style.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm live tweeting from Stig's bed, up to the apricots in his missus, eating his leftover takeaway which she's been consuming via a dripbag.

 

He's going to be ruined when he reads this and discovers I've nailed the whale.  Joke's defo on him here, right?

[Rico1304]

A few years ago a mate of mine split with his missus and out of spite brought a load of mucky Polaroids of her to the cricket club.

 

Just saying.

[Section_31]

I have no idea what any of this means

Same here, I don't speak 90s kid. I'm sitting here listening to Gary Numan, waiting for discipline to be handed down.

[Champ]

Been binbaggedYou know its bad when your shitting in a pub on a monday afternoon #jesuisstig

Dont just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, go and get it sorted

[Champ]

Same here, I don't speak 90s kid. I'm sitting here listening to Gary Numan, waiting for discipline to be handed down.

Make friends with Urban Dictionary

[Mook]

Has he maybe got a bit mixed up & what he's trying to tell us is that he's done a shit in a pub toilet & stuck it in a bin bag because he thinks he's Jesus or something?

 

Jesus bagged his shit, didn't he?

[Dr Nowt]

Dont just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, go and get it sorted

 

Exactly.  Get back in there and reclaim your sofa man, for fuck's sake.

[Elite]

Shag her mate.

[Dr Nowt]

Come on terminology luddites. 

 

He clearly meant to say 'teabagged' while 'pub' was shorthand for 'public convenience on Clapham Common'.

[Section_31]

It's not hard to see why people on here get binned off. My Mrs was asking me who I was texting all the time and I was like: "Er, I'm talking to my internet friends, one of them lives in Australia and I love him."

[ZonkoVille77]

Quick get on Facebook and tell everyone. It's expected these days and in fairness the correct thing to do.