Pray for Stig

[Elite]

Stig will win her back.

[cloggypop]

He will get loads of random blowjobs first.

[Duff Man]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Binbagged

 

Binbagged

Binbagged is a term that has been around for a few years now and the first time i can recall hearing the phrase was when a mates girlfriend caught him playing away..

He came home after work to find all his gear outside their flat in the car park conveniently packed in black sacks..

 

Hello John, Sorry to hear she binbagged you..

John was binbagged by his girlfriend for being naughty and playing away from home.

John came home to find he'd been binbagged and she'd changed the locks.

[Dr Nowt]

Mercy flush.

 

[stringvest]

How dare she.  That's it.  I've unfriended her from by Facebook cuckolds group.  

[Duff Man]

What's her name? I'm gonna add her.

[Cardie]

His post count is going to take a tumble.

[Scott_M]

I had to Google the term.

 

If it's true then no sympathy.

[lifetime fan]

Shag her mate.

 

Shag her sister.

[mattyq]

Shag her sister.

Shag her sister and her mate

And fatty the ex flatmate who you secretly loved

[bouncebrigade]

I bet Major Tom is enjoying this.

[Furmedge]

Major Tom is the other man.

[lifetime fan]

Go home tonight pissed, fall through the door and strip bollock naked. Then tell her she isn't ending it as look at what she could have won.

 

It never fails.

 

Believe me.

[RedKnight]

They'll be back together before the week's out.

[RoboRiise]

A few years ago a mate of mine split with his missus and out of spite brought a load of mucky Polaroids of her to the cricket club.

 

Just saying.

 

"A few years ago"

 

"Polaroids"

 

Hmm.

[littletedwest]

I wish I was you

[lifetime fan]

"A few years ago"

 

"Polaroids"

 

Hmm.

 

Rico needs to get in the getting older thread. 

 

that or the 'mate'...

[littletedwest]

But seriously mate chin up. There are worse things happen at sea. As you know, like being bummed as you know.

[Stickman]

 

A two-fold meaning......could be what he's up to in that pub....or a much better way of saying binbagged...

[stringvest]

But seriously mate chin up. There are worse things happen at sea. As you know, like being bummed as you know.

 

some terrible, dark things that must never be spoken about.  Especially in front of the RSPCA.

[Rico1304]

"A few years ago"

 

"Polaroids"

 

Hmm.

Fuck, you've made me work it out now...25 fucking years ago!!!! Stig wasn't at school!!!!

[Section_31]

Bet you she's been reading one of these 'new year new you' articles or some bollocks. She'll probably be harbouring ambitions to become a writer in Manhatten as we speak, but will end up working in Marketing in the Warrington or - if she's lucky - Ormskirk areas.

[Chairman Meow]

some terrible, dark things that must never be spoken about.  Especially in front of the RSPCA.

 

There is a reason sailors are referred to as Skates. 

[KMD7]

Poor girl could probably do with some consoling right now.  Stig can you give me her skype id?

[RoboRiise]

Fuck, you've made me work it out now...25 fucking years ago!!!! Stig wasn't at school!!!!

 

If it's any consolation, I'd have been 18 when you were looking at those mucky polaroids.

 

Terrifyingly, if it happened to be Werneth Cricket Club I'd also have been about 5 minutes away.