Pray for Stig

[Champ]

Is he not answering his phone, then? Or is it just easier without reality getting in the way of this 'helpful' advice?

[Rico1304]

If it's any consolation, I'd have been 18 when you were looking at those mucky polaroids.

 

Terrifyingly, if it happened to be Werneth Cricket Club I'd also have been about 5 minutes away.

Ha, no it was Hawk Green CC in Marple, they got back together that afternoon.

[lifetime fan]

 

A two-fold meaning......could be what he's up to in that pub....or a much better way of saying binbagged...

 

That even looks like Stig curling one out. 

[lifetime fan]

Is he not answering his phone, then? Or is it just easier without reality getting in the way of this 'helpful' advice?

 

 

No. He's doing the sensible thing and getting shitfaced.

[Dr Nowt]

They'll be back together before the afternoon's out.

 

Agreed.

[Boss]

 

But in all seriousness sorry to hear that mate, reckon Redknight's right. 

[Stouffer]

Fuckin' auto correct; he meant Wolfbagged.

[lifetime fan]

Stig, if she ain't taking you back tonight I've found it cheaper to ply a chav slag a few drinks than it is a hotel.

[lifetime fan]

by the way mate, just a thought...

 

I've a one bed flat for rent if you're interested? Smeg range cooker, oak bedroom furniture, sky for another 7 months, big garden, I'll even leave the sex swing up for you.

 

£700 a month. I can't say fairer than that.

[Anubis]

Go with the time honoured tradition of mate and sister. But add in mum for the holy trinity. Film it all and send her the DVD.

 

But leave the DVD for a few weeks just in case you get back together.

[Fugitive]

[littletedwest]

No posts since this afternoon.

 

hope he hasn't done anything stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

like stay sober or get back with her.

[Fowlers God]

Haven't you just purchased a house with her Stig? Get ya self on a TSOP day out and forget about it!

[Duff Man]

Always raises a smile does the word 'smeg'.

[Boss]

Firstly what you need to do is get in touch with moof who will supply you with Penelope Cruz's number and a freshly pressed pair of jeggings. 

[Bjornebye]

#jesuisstig

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've trained my arse to only go when I'm at work.  I've made 9 rolls last me 18 months.

It occurred to me the other day that I don't actually like shitting in public/work toilets.

Nothing worse than a warm seat.

As long as you're on their time and getting paid for it.  That's the main thing.

[Bjornebye]

Update

 

Sat in the pub listening to elton john - rocket man

 

Twatted

 

Love you all. Honest

 

Jobs ok its just her the cunt. 1st old firm since weve been together. Zero hoirs 9 am

[General Dryness]

#jesuisstig

 

At a glance, that looks like Jesus is Stig. Which is disturbing in itself.

[Trumo]

With all the stories you share on here about yourself and your missus, it seems that both of you are utter fucking cunts when you're pissed. And that seems to be a frequent thing too.

[General Dryness]

Update

 

Sat in the pub listening to elton john - rocket man

 

Twatted

 

Love you all. Honest

 

Jobs ok its just her the cunt. 1st old firm since weve been together. Zero hoirs 9 am

 

As long as you're ok fella. You're young, financially solvent, and pissed. Why the fuck would you only want one woman anyway?

 

So what happens at 9am?

[General Dryness]

With all the stories you share on here about yourself and your missus, it seems that both of you are utter fucking cunts when you're pissed. And that seems to be a frequent thing too.

 

To be fair, I haven't really noticed him ever mention her being pissed.

[KMD7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c

[Fugitive]

[Section_31]

Who'd win in a space fight, Major Tom or the Rocket Man? Genuine question.