The Local News Thread

[Fugitive]

Just plucked this from the headlines on the same site.

 

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/

[cloggypop]

Not local but couldn't resist.

 

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

Load of cock

[VladimirIlyich]

The baby was named Richard wasnt he?

[cochyn]

Not local but couldn't resist.

 

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

 

A totally new slant on organ-ized crime..

[cloggypop]

Anglesey man's £3,500 sex robot left broken after molested by 'barbarians' at electronics fair

 

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/business/business-news/anglesey-mans-3500-sex-robot-13686878

[RJ Fan club]

I knew a chap at Reading uni. Him and his housemates had spent all their grants on beer and drugs, and were starving for weeks. So they caught and killed one of the fuckers, plucked it, sawed the neck off and fired it into the oven in instalments. Tasted shit apparently, though none of them were studying cooking, as far as I can remember.

I’d still rather that, than the Spag Bol one of the lads in our year used to make out of ‘Pet Mince’.

 

I.e. animal food grade meat from the butcher in the Old Bull Ring Market

[Rico1304]

Which thread was it where the posh girl who stabbed her boyfriend was discussed?

 

There was an awful lot of ‘if he’d been a lad from ...’

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/hammer-thug-bites-ex-threatens-13744256

[Anubis]

Anything you want to get off your chest, Lurtzy?

 

 

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/918522110523445249

[Anubis]

Congratulations to the scum who broke into Homebaked by Anfield last night, and stole their safe and matchday takings. You've managed to set back an organisation running a community cafe, a community produce garden, who are offering apprenticeships and training to local young people, and who are renovating the flats above the shop for social housing. They are also trying to get other community projects off the ground. Hope you choke on the proceeds.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Congratulations to the scum who broke into Homebaked by Anfield last night, and stole their safe and matchday takings. You've managed to set back an organisation running a community cafe, a community produce garden, who are offering apprenticeships and training to local young people, and who are renovating the flats above the shop for social housing. They are also trying to get other community projects off the ground. Hope you choke on the proceeds.

Again ? FFS. It got broke into a few weeks ago too. Match day takings left on the premises ? Hmmm. I wont go in their anymore. It's way overpriced and it can sometimes be like scally central.

 

In other local news. Someone else has fallen from a flat in the city centre. Think that's three now in as many weeks.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-suffers-major-trauma-after-13764787

[Anubis]

In Chinatown. Wing Kong assist. Nailed on.

[Mook]

This is probably the best thing I've ever read...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41683405

 

Badgers, what the fuck are they like eh?

 

[cloggypop]

I preferred this link on the same page about an inflated hedgehog

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40728390

[cloggypop]

Here's another inflated hedgehog that got popped.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-40252983

[Mook]

I preferred this link on the same page about an inflated hedgehog

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40728390

 

Aye, I saw that at the time, poor wee/big bastard.

 

[TheHowieLama]

That looks like a run of the mill badger. I can tell you a Honey Badger is one of the toughest SOB's in the nature game.

[Mook]

That looks like a run of the mill badger. I can tell you a Honey Badger is one of the toughest SOB's in the nature game.

 

Even honey badgers would have their work cut out in West Lothian.

[lifetime fan]

 

How bricks from Bristol were used to build part of New York

Stone and bricks from Bristol homes bombed in Word War Two was transported to New York and used to help build part of Manhattan. 

New York’s famous freeway the East River Drive was constructed on tonnes of ballast shipped over from the devastated city. 

Bristol-born Hollywood actor Cary Grant lost several members of his family when their house was destroyed in a bombing in November 1940. 

The Hollywood actor gave a moving speech in 1974 when a plaque was unveiled in NYC to mark the `Bristol Basin’.

 

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-41700547/how-bricks-from-bristol-were-used-to-build-part-of-new-york

[SammyAftershave]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-denies-armed-raid-sex-13815473

 

Round up the usual suspects....Rooney pissed up thinking he was in the Age Concern shop or Red Ron looking to pay his fare home perhaps?

[stringvest]

Always remember.

 

Mirror

Signal

Maneuver

Spellcheck

[stringvest]

The Hollywood actor gave a moving speech in 1974 when a plaque was unveiled in NYC to mark the `Bristol Basin’.

 

 

that's a cool award for your barber Col

[lifetime fan]

that's a cool award for your barber Col

 

Very good.

 

Cost of my barber has been discussed before.

[Bjornebye]

Horrible accident on Queens Drive. Fella hit by a HGV. Sick rats on twitter posting videos of his body in the road. 

[VladimirIlyich]

that's a cool award for your barber Col

Was he a former German soldier who modelled haircuts on their helmets?

[Kloppite]

Horrible accident on Queens Drive. Fella hit by a HGV. Sick rats on twitter posting videos of his body in the road.

I was getting told in work last night that the HGV ran over his head is that true the person who told me that has a habit of telling a few porkies?

 

Yes though people filming it is fucking dire though.