Ched Evans

[Gym Beglin]

What if my cock is hard and she's just 'asking for it', the slag.

[Dr Nowt]

What if she is stone cold sober but just being stubborn?

 

Hahaha!

 

Stig: You know that look they have, M'lud, when they're playing hard to get, but you and I both know they want to suck me off?

Judge: No.

Stig: See, SEE.  And that's why I bummed her. 

Judge: Send the nonce down.

[Spy Bee]

Absolutely. What's learning difficulties anyway? Are you supposed to give some daft blonde the Rorschach test before you bivouac yourself in her vulva?

 

And by extension, does this mean people with special needs are no longer allowed to breed? Or only with other special needs people?

Just did a couple of these. Apparently I'm round the fucking pipe!

[Alan Sex]

I bummed her, but I was too drunk to explicitly give my consent.

 

I've been raped.

[Alan Sex]

Just did a couple of these. Apparently I'm round the fucking pipe!

Just your lips spy bee. Just your lips.

[Chairman Meow]

So you've got to interview someone now before you slip them the pork sword, and you're not allowed to pull someone who's mental? That rules out virtually everyone who's still out after 1am on a Saturday night.

 

They may as well shut the Bigg Market down. 

[Chairman Meow]

I'm about to do an online Rorschach test, given that we've recently discovered I'm out every night raping, killing and robbing Post Offices in a Tyler Durden style frenzy I am not anticipating it going well. 

 

Edit: Judge for yourselves I have no idea if any of that is good or bad.

 

http://www.inkblottest.com/testresults/chevettehs/

 

Am I completely hat stand or not?

[Jairzinho]

I'm about to do an online Rorschach test, given that we've recently discovered I'm out every night raping, killing and robbing Post Offices in a Tyler Durden style frenzy I am not anticipating it going well. 

 

Edit: Judge for yourselves I have no idea if any of that is good or bad.

 

http://www.inkblottest.com/testresults/chevettehs/

 

Am I completely hat stand or not?

 

http://www.inkblottest.com/testresults/Jairzinho/

 

Dunno.

[Spy Bee]

This one seems to make more sense, and it thinks I am normal with no issues, so I'm going with this one:

 

http://www.playbuzz.com/tarasc10/take-the-ink-blot-test-rorschach-test-to-find-out-who-you-are

 

 

 

You are....Normal/Average! You have a healthy psyche and have a strong ability to know yourself and others. You're content being just you, and have no inner issues to mention. So relax, and smile!

[Boss]

http://www.inkblottest.com/testresults/9V4JL1EJ492S7HZL67LFHYLB/

[El Dangerous]

Chedley King

[Chairman Meow]

Wheres your ched at. 

[Ginny]

HEY!! Guess what!? Stop bumping old CHEDS

[ZonkoVille77]

Return of the Chedi

[Chairman Meow]

Here I cum chedy or not. 

[KMD7]

This one seems to make more sense, and it thinks I am normal with no issues, so I'm going with this one:

 

http://www.playbuzz.com/tarasc10/take-the-ink-blot-test-rorschach-test-to-find-out-who-you-are

Got this as well.

 

You are....Normal/Average! You have a healthy psyche and have a strong ability to know yourself and others. You're content being just you, and have no inner issues to mention. So relax, and smile!

[xerxes]

"Score in a minute, he's gonna score in a minute!"

[Alan Sex]

Got this as well.

 

You are....Normal/Average! You have a healthy psyche and have a strong ability to know yourself and others. You're content being just you, and have no inner issues to mention. So relax, and smile!

There is something seriously wrong with this test if I got normal/average.

[Alan Sex]

C.H.E.D.

 

Copulates Hard - Especially Drunks

[skend04]

This one seems to make more sense, and it thinks I am normal with no issues, so I'm going with this one:

 

http://www.playbuzz.com/tarasc10/take-the-ink-blot-test-rorschach-test-to-find-out-who-you-are

I've got dissociative identity disorder. Just cause there's fuck all there apart from blobs of paint I'm mental. On the plus side I can blame the other personality if do a 'Ched'. Silver linings and all that.

[Paulie Dangerously]

C.H.E.D.

 

Copulates Hard - Especially Drunks

That's what she Ched

[El Dangerous]

Right said Ched- I'm too rapey.

[Bjornebye]

She ched no

[El Dangerous]

She said there is something in the wood Ched.

[Alan Sex]

Ched's Seven