January Transfer Window 2015

[Ne Moe Imya]

How much would Joel Veltman from Ajax cost?

 

I know we're not going to sign another centre back in January but I love him, plus everyone should check out the goal he scored for Ajax at the weekend.  If we sold a centre back (wonder if anyone would give us 10 million for Lovren?) and replaced him with Veltman I'd be a very happy man.

 

Edit: found it on youtube.  Keep in mind this is a centre back doing this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN04lnvgH_A

[Anubis]

[Harry Squatter]

We should have signed Cantona as well. He would still be in prison after kicking an Evertonian to death for throwing coins at him taking a corner.

[Neil G]

Oh fucking hell. Someone delete that Gary Goals post quick, someone from the transfer committee might be reading.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Oh fucking hell. Someone delete that Gary Goals post quick, someone from the transfer committee might be reading.

But he is the top class striker and he does all types of the goals. Plus, his word is beyond reproach.

[Neil G]

But he is the top class striker and he does all types of the goals. Plus, his word is beyond reproach.

It's Balotelli isn't it.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It's Balotelli isn't it.

I'm just cross references his games with Rooney's cousin's games. I'll get back to you.

 

Computer says meh.

[Neil G]

I'm just cross references his games with Rooney's cousin's games. I'll get back to you.Computer says meh.

Did you check the right Rooney? It's Wanye, not Wayne. One of Africa's brightest young talents.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Did you check the right Rooney? It's Wanye, not Wayne. One of Africa's brightest young talents.

Fuck it. Back later.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

A few reports that Milan will terminate their contract with Torres and that he will leave them as a free agent.

 

Not sure if he's still Chelsea's player, as that deal with Milan looked, for all intents and purposes, like a free transfer anyway.

 

Should we? Hoping that there's still something left, ability wise,which is being held back by the sulky psyche and could still be coaxed out?

[Tony Moanero]

I bet we pay £40m for west hams Sakho.

 

I tell you, another couple of inept transfer windows and I'll throw in the towel. I barely keep up with MOTD as it is and I used to love it.

 

This club just brings never ceases to let itself and its millions of fans down.

MOTD?

 

I barely keep up with Liverpool FC and I used to love it and lived for going the game.

[ngogswilly]

A few reports that Milan will terminate their contract with Torres and that he will leave them as a free agent.

 

Not sure if he's still Chelsea's player, as that deal with Milan looked, for all intents and purposes, like a free transfer anyway.

 

Should we? Hoping that there's still something left, ability wise,which is being held back by the sulky psyche and could still be coaxed out?

 

He couldn't do any worse than Balotelli, he'd at least make the odd run even if he is totally past it. 

 

If we'll have nothing to spend in January i'd have no problem seeing us roll the dice. 

If we have money though we'd be better off getting someone 5 years younger and hungrier. 

 

Torres might yet have a few years left in him if he finds the right place. But something tells me that is unlikely to happen. As I say though, if we had no options I'd rather him than Mario at this point. 

[TheFridge]

A few reports that Milan will terminate their contract with Torres and that he will leave them as a free agent.

 

Not sure if he's still Chelsea's player, as that deal with Milan looked, for all intents and purposes, like a free transfer anyway.

 

Should we? Hoping that there's still something left, ability wise,which is being held back by the sulky psyche and could still be coaxed out?

 

Always been in the no camp on that one but at this moment in time it doesn't sound like a bad idea.

 

Think it was a 2 year loan from Chelsea, he must have really stunk the place out there for them to be doing that so soon.

[stringvest]

Did you check the right Rooney? It's Wanye, not Wayne. One of Africa's brightest young talents.

 

haha!  Get him in.  What could possibly go wrong?

[Boss]

This is a silly suggestion i know but fuck it. Obi Mikel, thoughts?

[Saintslfc13]

He couldn't do any worse than Balotelli, he'd at least make the odd run even if he is totally past it. 

 

If we'll have nothing to spend in January i'd have no problem seeing us roll the dice. 

If we have money though we'd be better off getting someone 5 years younger and hungrier. 

 

Torres might yet have a few years left in him if he finds the right place. But something tells me that is unlikely to happen. As I say though, if we had no options I'd rather him than Mario at this point. 

 

I genuinely think the only places he could turn it around are here or Atletico. Whether either side would be interested is in serious doubt. Whether he'd actually end up turning around? I'm with you on that one, unlikely at best.

[Jairzinho]

This is a silly suggestion i know but fuck it. Obi Mikel, thoughts?

 

Reported.

[billypilgrimnz]

I know our transfer committee is shit, but let's not make it a competition.

 

 

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[Ginny]

Jeez man what's happened to Torres. He was a god here. And he fucked it all up.

[mouse1989]

John Obi Mikel would be a massive improvement on any of DM to be honest

[El Dangerous]

I remember when Collymore said Mascherano wasn't in the same class as Essien but was as good as Obi Mikel. Faint praise, faint praise indeed.

[J-V]

John Obi Mikel would be a massive improvement on any of DM to be honest

 

He's a downgrade on Lucas.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Should we?

No.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Reported.

To the police, I hope. Or Interpol.

[Gym Beglin]

Rather than Obi Mikel, how about we imagine for a moment that there is more than one league in the world.

 

Kondogbia @ Monaco

Die @ Basel

Strootman @ Roma

Gustavo @ Wolfsburg

Bender @ Dortmund

Gabi @ Atletico

 

These are just some 'gettable' names I know. I can't scout smaller clubs so much because I'm not a full-time scout and have to get some shit done in the office most days. You know what, it'd be a real boon for the club to employ 'scouts', possibly on a full-time basis, in much the same way that Newcastle or Southampton do, perhaps looking in France, or Germany, or Holland for good players.

 

Ta.