Growing a beard for charity

[Joe Le Taxi]

Me and a couple of mates are all doing stuff for charity this year and since December I've refused to shave and the results are horrific. I've set up a Just Giving page here: https://www.justgiving.com/Lewis-Bullen and any donations would be appreciated.

 

I'll get some photos up tomorrow but anyone who has me on Facebook can see the results so far, which has resulted in me being called a terrorist a couple of times...

[Pony Princess]

So last year, beards. Start a trend of 'what's the biggest vegetable you can stick up your arse'.

 

Start with the new potato and aim for a whole squash. Work your way up, pics please!

[Joe Le Taxi]

Can I start small with baby carrots? Or is that vegetable paedophilia?

[Jairzinho]

Vegetable paedophilia is something quite different.

[General Dryness]

So last year, beards. Start a trend of 'what's the biggest vegetable you can stick up your arse'.

 

Start with the new potato and aim for a whole squash. Work your way up, pics please!

 

A transparent attempt to get hot blooded young males to switch over to the other side. The Xbox/blowjob/cannabis pitch was better. Just about had me sold.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Just give me money you cunts.

[General Dryness]

Just give me money you cunts.

 

Do you like playing xbox and smoking weed?

[Joe Le Taxi]

I'm a PS3 man myself.

 

Here's a quick photo from last month, it was a fancy dress night and I went as an ex f***y captain 

 

[Alan Sex]

I'm a PS3 man myself.

 

Here's a quick photo from last month, it was a fancy dress night and I went as an ex f***y captain 

 

And that's why you never go down on the Mrs during rag week.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Berry Toucher.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Just added another photo to the link above. 

[Alan Sex]

Just added another photo to the link above.

 

Al. Al Kyda.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Told you I get called a terrorist! PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY BEFORE I END UP ON WATCHLISTS

[General Dryness]

Fucking hell. Dirka dirka, mohammed jihad!

 

[Joe Le Taxi]

Haha I couldn't get it to link on here cheers.

[Lee909]

3-4 months and thats it?

 

I'll send you some money next week.

[Joe Le Taxi]

It's a good length but quite patchy, that's just a crap angle.

 

Cheers anyway mate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm waiting for him to do a Si and tell us he actually hasn't got a face sorted yet

[Joe Le Taxi]

Can I cut off someone else's and glue it on mine?

[Fugitive]

That is one shit beard.

 

Bummed to Wales and back in a taxi by the driver. There's a money maker for the flids .

[Joe Le Taxi]

And it will only get shitter. So give me money you cunt.

[dandyman]

Are you gunna grow sideys on a weekend just to practice in advance of the real thing???

[Paulie Dangerously]

Blowie handles

[Chairman Meow]

Fucking hell. Dirka dirka, mohammed jihad!

 

 

That will be quite impressive once puberty kicks in. 

[Trumo]

Fucking hell. Dirka dirka, mohammed jihad!

 

 

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