Growing a beard for charity

[Bjornebye]

Growing a beard for charity? Every cunts got one these days. Thats like me having a sponsored fry-up

[Lee909]

Most people that have beards dont look like wolfman during malting season

[VladimirIlyich]

Growing a beard for charity? Every cunts got one these days. Thats like me having a sponsored piss-up

Fixed.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Growing a beard for charity? Every cunts got one these days. Thats like me having a sponsored fry-up

 

Haha true, but I look like an even bigger cunt than usual...

[Dr Nowt]

Mind out a gust of Jihad wind doesn't whip the fucker off!

[Lee909]

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

So when do you start?

[Champ]

Your eyebrows are coming on well

[Joe Le Taxi]

Hahaha!

[Paulie Dangerously]

So when are you starting then?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Too late

[Jairzinho]

Although that is one appalling beard, the transformation from looking like a nonce victim to looking like a nonce is quite impressive.

[Joe Le Taxi]

So give me some money you cunt

 

Please.

[Jairzinho]

You'll only spend it on sweets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or your van.

[Alan Sex]

Fake. That's not even beard hair. That's glued on pubic hair.

[Joe Le Taxi]

[Dr Nowt]

[Champ]

So give me some money you cunt

 

Please.

So you disappear for months on end and then turn up again, without a by your leave, demanding money. Bloody students. I've got one of them already, thanks

[Joe Le Taxi]

At least someone noticed I was gone.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Growing a beard for charity? Every cunts got one these days. Thats like me having a sponsored fry-up

This. You want money for doing what every self respecting man should do anyway? You've got a cheek, if you ask me.

 

In fact, you should give us money for all the years you've insulted your fellow man by being a beardless quilt.

 

To quote Theo Fajitas....."I'm out".

[Champ]

A bare-faced cheek

[General Dryness]

Fake. That's not even beard hair. That's glued on pubic hair.

 

Yeah, not even his own either.

[General Dryness]

Your eyebrows are coming on well

 

Those are impressive eyebrows. I was going to ask if he was looking after a pair of ferrets for a friend.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If you shave your head bald I might be tempted to donate, no promises like, plus we would need proof.

[General Dryness]

If you shave your head bald I might be tempted to donate, no promises like, plus we would need proof.

 

And run down a busy street wearing a backpack with bits of wire coming out of it and shouting "Allah!" as loud as you can.

 

I'd donate then.