Summer Transfers 2014

[Wicket]

Staggering indeed, for a club that paid £8m for Wilson Palacios.

[RedKnight]

I doubt the veracity of that picture being of the AC Milan physio. If you Google it, there's just that one picture. Wouldn't there be more if she was around a popular football team every game?

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, she isn't a Milan physio. She's a model.

[setreal]

And she's looking good.

[Major Tom]

Yeah, she isn't a Milan physio. She's a model.

 

Yep. This one is the actual physio:

 

 

 

 

[WhiskeyJar]

[J-V]

She's tainted by that club and know where near as hot as the Milan fake Physio.

[Russ Atmosphere]

False physios now? Football hipster twats.

[Jairzinho]

Eva Carneiro is absolutely lovely. I want to rescue her from Chelsea.

[Major Tom]

Miranda to Man Utd

[J-V]

Miranda to Man Utd

 

Alas it's not true.

[G Richards]

The fee we're asking for Assaidi is about right. He's a competent Prem standard player and has had a decent season for Stoke. There will be other takers. I agree that the reporting is off. Staggering? Are you kidding me? What about all the other mid-ranking Prem players that go for 4-8M all the time? 

[El Dangerous]

£24mil for a 29 year old! What about the sell on value? Won't they think about the sell on value, ooooh the humidity!

[Major Tom]

£24mil for a 29 year old! What about the sell on value? Won't they think about the sell on value, ooooh the humidity!

 

I'd pay £18m for him. Max.

[Ronnie Whelan]

He's a massive improvement for them, which is not something that I like to see happen with them. Having said that, I'd prefer to see them signing 29 year olds and getting 63 years olds as their manager, than buying the best 18-26 year olds and getting a younger manager who could build a dynasty for them.

 

We could do with getting a few players of experience, but they're the opposite. They actually need to be signing young hungry players.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Barca are in for him as well last I read.

[El Dangerous]

I'd pay £18m for him. Max.

£17mil and not a penny more. And don't call me Max.

[Major Tom]

You'd pay more. Surely.

[Koptimus Prime]

http://mobile.newsnow.co.uk/A/715114985?-11194:5806:t

 

Must mean mo money for the transfer kitty then, nice way to earn £35m for two years if true.

 

Make that £32m

[redfromtubebar]

Spunk it all on Javi Martinez.

[Mojo]

X linked, Y linked, Z linked, cuff-linked, Linked-in

 

I'd wait till they're "inked."

[Phoenix]

Didn't know that at all. Wonder why we had that clause.

 

Reduce the wage bill.

[El Dangerous]

Spunk it all on Javi Martinez.

I've seen this linked. My sources tell me Ian Ayre is readying a bukakke like never before seen!

 

In a universe where we sign players like Martinez or Sanchez where do we play Martinez? For me he'd be the perfect CB for what we need at the back.

[Barnesey]

Being reported in Spain we have agreed personal terms and will pay release fee for Moreno

[Boss]

Being reported in Spain we have agreed personal terms and will pay release fee for Moreno