Songs that send you into a homicidal rage...

[Carvalho Diablo]

Not the James Bond song I hope? That's top drawer!

 

Nah, think it was called 9 to 5.

[ElishaScottBC]

Not sure how I feel about this, but the other day I was going home after cutting down a couple tree's in the local park, got on the number 38 bus and was just sitting happily minding my own business when this young lad gets on and starts playing his phone. Usually I'm just like, wheey get the beers out and have a laugh with fellow travellers, but this lad was blaring out Keane - Somewhere Only We Know and swaying side to side burning his lighter. I shouted down the bus, here pal this a bus not a cigarette, the other passengers laughed, i felt boss, but the little prick kept swaying to the music, so I wasn't having none of it, got up walked down the bus, grabbed the rosy cheeked fucker by his scarf and said the bus driver, open the doors now driver we've got a wrong un on board. Driver was like, next stop mate can't open the doors here, i says it's a bloody emergency don't mug me about, he opened the doors bout 5 metres before the bus stop, i sat back down knowing that showed him. Gave the wanker sign to the keen prick as the bus drove off, couple of the passengers said bit harsh there mate, my adrenline was still pumping so i just looked away and said leave it yeah and muttered under my breath or you'll be next which i think they heard and then said no more for the rest of the journey. got home made a cuppa soup and stuck on pointless, love smart tv shows after hard days work.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Not sure how I feel about this, but the other day I was going home after cutting down a couple tree's in the local park, got on the number 38 bus and was just sitting happily minding my own business when this young lad gets on and starts playing his phone. Usually I'm just like, wheey get the beers out and have a laugh with fellow travellers, but this lad was blaring out Keane - Somewhere Only We Know and swaying side to side burning his lighter. I shouted down the bus, here pal this a bus not a cigarette, the other passengers laughed, i felt boss, but the little prick kept swaying to the music, so I wasn't having none of it, got up walked down the bus, grabbed the rosy cheeked fucker by his scarf and said the bus driver, open the doors now driver we've got a wrong un on board. Driver was like, next stop mate can't open the doors here, i says it's a bloody emergency don't mug me about, he opened the doors bout 5 metres before the bus stop, i sat back down knowing that showed him. Gave the wanker sign to the keen prick as the bus drove off, couple of the passengers said bit harsh there mate, my adrenline was still pumping so i just looked away and said leave it yeah and muttered under my breath or you'll be next which i think they heard and then said no more for the rest of the journey. got home made a cuppa soup and stuck on pointless, love smart tv shows after hard days work.

 

[rEddie]

- Power of Love - Huey Lewis and The News

- Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

- Sex on Fire / Someone Like You - Kings of Leon

- Where the Streets Have No Name - U2

-Thousand Trees / Local Boy in the Photograph - Stereophonics.

 

Huey Lewis track was shit from the get-go. All the others have just been played too much and covered by too many shitty little cover bands. Great songs that have had every enjoyable essence squeezed out of them.

 

 

Get. The. Fuck. Outta. Here.

 

It was worth getting negged to out the Huey fans.  :P

[Boss]

Pompeii by Bastille. The next big thing in the conveyor belt of endless Nick Grimshaw lookalikes, moping about with their artisan hair and general quimery. The continual chorus of vowels sounds (aaaaa ooooo), sounds like every fucking band you've heard for the last 5 years. This coup de gras of suffering, actually makes me want to eat my own kid's, and I don't even have kid's. 

 

It's that bad that it doesn't even fill you with rage, it fills you with a foreboding sense of doom. You start to question "is it worth it?" then suddenly your hanging in your jimjams off the Runcorn bridge with a bottle of Blossom Hill in tow, sobbing into the murky midnight air. It's the 21st century's Gloomy Sunday.

 

It's created by the lizards under the earth, to kill us off because the NHS doesn't want to pay for fatty's because they eat too much bread, so they've wrote the sequence into the vowels that makes us commit suicide, because the tories want Nick Grimshaw to repopulate the earth after we all pop our clogs.......or something to that effect.

[Trumo]

'Timber' by Kesha. The song is bang average as it is but the harmonica shit in the background is so irritating, the harmonica player deserves to have it shoved down their throat sideways.

[Dr Nowt]

'Lifted' by The Lighthouse Family (and indeed all their remaining output).  I worked through the night in a supermarket as a lad, and its one of many that got played up to 5 times per shift on the unforgivable local radio station matey running the show liked.  I'd like to see any and all members of the Lighthouse Family lifted from their feet by an angry lynch mob.  I'd happily be a party to that goading.

 

'Roll To Me' by Del Amitri was another, and they too require medieval practices to be visited upon their collective, soon-to-be-shattered rectum, by a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' gentlemen of a certain Mr Wallace's employ.

[Alan Sex]

All the pop country shit out there. Taylor Swift, Lady Antebellum etc. it's just formula pop with some violin or mandolin or some shit thrown in.

 

Makes me want to vomit. There's radio stations that play nothing but that shit all day.

 

I have no issue with some roots Americana or old school Johnny Cash or something I just hate this pop shit.

 

Vomit.

[Adebisi]

That 'I love it' song. I think it was written by a schizo-mong. 'I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.. I don't care, I love it' but the line that really annoys me is 'You're from the 70s but I'm a 90s bitch'

What does that even mean?

[Alan Sex]

That 'I love it' song. I think it was written by a schizo-mong. 'I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.. I don't care, I love it' but the line that really annoys me is 'You're from the 70s but I'm a 90s bitch'

What does that even mean?

I hate it.

[Dr Nowt]

I hate it.

 

Best thing to do upon hearing such cock-snot is whack on Dancing In The Dark or Sultans Of Swing, immediately.

 

Scientific studies have proved it's impossible to hear either song and not immediately experience an enhanced mood. 

 

Unless you're gay, obviously.

[Harry Squatter]

Millennium by Robbie Wiiliams, the time is a rip off from you only Live twice by Nancy Sinatra and the lyrics are completely fucking stupid and make no sense. Constantly listened to by horrible fat scally slags who think Robbie is "gawjus".

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

we've got stars directing our fate

and we're praying its not too late

millennium

 

some say that we are players

some say that we are pawns

but we've been making money since the day that we were born

then slow down before we fall down

 

we've got stars directing our fate

and we're praying its not too late

cause we know we're falling from grace

millennium

 

live for liposuction

and detox for your rent

overdose at Christmas

and give it up for lent

my friends are all so cynical

refuse to keep the faith

we all enjoy the madness cause we know we're gonna to fade away

 

we've got stars directing our fate

and we're praying it's not too late

cause we know we're falling from grace

millennium

 

come and have a go if you think you are hard enough [Repeat: x2]

 

millennium [Repeat: x2]

 

we've got stars directing our fate

and we're praying it's not too late

cause we know we're falling from grace

millennium

 

and when we come we always come to late

i often think that we were born to hate

get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes (X2)

 

we've got stars directing our fate

(millennium)and we're praying its not too late

(millennium) cause we know we're falling from grace

 

millennium

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Written by Robert Peter Williams, John Barry, Leslie Bricusse, Guy Chambers

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6 Years Ago wigglewarrior

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Lol, porns.

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11 Years Ago rakaz1

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the second line is 'pawns' not 'porns'... jeez. hey look at me, im a porn!

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11 Years Ago missy blue

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lol!

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11 Years Ago Raul Jose

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hey, i came to this site looking to see other's opinion of what this song means, but i see that only a typo was corrected lol. it makes me think that people dont have enough faith in god, or that not enough people believe in god. i'm gonna have to hear someone else's opinion, because no matter how many times i hear it, i hear that same thing.

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9 Years Ago vixy

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angel face darling, i have no idea what you are going on about, everyone can have their own opinion, that is what this whole site is about.

 

i think it is about having heaps of money and loving material things, but then realising that you don't HAVE to have that sort of stuff....or he just might have been stoned when he rote it! :D

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9 Years Ago unrelased

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Hahaa Jesus..do you live for liposuction too?

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9 Years Ago californiarose

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Maybe this song had something to do with A.) Superficial, materialistic people with way too much money on their hands like Vixy said or B.) Maybe it's about America. Whenever I hear it I can't help but think he was taking a stab at us. If you listen to it with that in mind it kind of makes sense. Who knows? It's a good song.

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8 Years Ago georgemcfly2000

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Live a life of solitude, till we find ourselves a partner. I can definitely relate to that. I wonder if the song applies to nations of people, or just, individual people. I get the feeling it\'s a plea, that we\'re not meant to hate, so please, before it\'s too late, stop. Oh, who knows...

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8 Years Ago lozi_p

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its about society and how everything has gone 'mad'. Money controls everything, people are ruled by dates, everyone has their essentially 'pointless' routines, rushing around which are repeated day by day. the song goes that one can overcome this by finding a partner and slowing down. i guess the real message is similar to that of The Beatles - I'm only sleeping which goes:

 

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy,

I dont mind,

I think they're crazy,

Running everywhere at such a speed,

'til they find there's no need.

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8 Years Ago rumi

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It's very stupid of you to make fun of people who believe in God or say that it doesn't have any relation to this song. The whole of Robbie William's songs are somehow connected with God and this site is about the song meanings, not a place to say if you like something or not.

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[Boss]

I cant abide the lighthouse family, whenever I hear them, my head involuntarily wants to go through whatever device the sound emanates from. I can envisage the black guy arms aloft in the Jesus Christ pose, as a camera pans over him to reveal a lighthouse "lifffttedd". It's a multi sensory experience, the shit music, coupled with that horrendous visual imprint on my brain.....sickening.

[Harry Squatter]

Last year some independent trainer came in to do a days course. How I got through the day without stabbing him to death it beyond me. He was a skinny bald black fella of average height who looked like the lead singer out of the Lighthouse family.

 

I turned round to my mate and said "don't you reckon he's the lead singer out the lighthouse family?".

 

When he started doing his PowerPoint presentation he was very annoying, bigging himself up and referring to himself in the third person, also randomly talked for 25 minutes about his son playing for Aston Villas youth team.

 

However, every time he stopped the PowerPoint presentation he put on a CD or a download of the Lighthouse family's "greatest hits" and played this as background music ALL FUCKING DAY.

 

By the end of the day me and my mate wanted to bludgeon him to death. As he was staying in the Travelodge on Tithebarn Street he asked if there were any decent pubs nearby.

 

I said "oh yeah, there's this great place at the bottom of Stanley Street called the Lisbon, they serve Portuguese food, you should go there". He'd Defo be lifted in there.

[razor]

That 'I love it' song. I think it was written by a schizo-mong. 'I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.. I don't care, I love it' but the line that really annoys me is 'You're from the 70s but I'm a 90s bitch'

 

What does that even mean?

 

I love this phrase when referring to modern song lyrics.

 

I also love to answer / insult the last person who speaks on the telly as I casually change channels with the remote.

 

I am turning into my dad.

 

"Take That? Take what, they're rubbish!"

[Dr Nowt]

However, every time he stopped the PowerPoint presentation he put on a CD or a download of the Lighthouse family's "greatest hits" and played this as background music ALL FUCKING DAY.

 

Oh. God.

 

Nothing like that "chilled-out wine bar vibe" for making you want to kill everyone in a 10 mile radius, and then yourself.

 

When The Lighthouse Family arrive in hell they're booked into the room next to Gabrielle, and will have to listen to each other screaming for eternity.

 

The cunts.

[Trumo]

Went for a haircut earlier and the barber had Capital radio on. One after another, they were playing tunes by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora, Charli XCX, Ariana Grande and any combination of that lot (I've Googled their names for accuracy's sake). I say 'tunes' both in the loosest sense of the word and in the dubious use of the plural because I'm not sure if it wasn't just one track segued with adverts. Why do people download this shit and request it on the radio?

[Mook]

Paradise by Coldplay and anything that leads to group dancing like the cha cha slide or the fucking timewarp.

 

Oh and Burn by Ellie Goulding.

[VladimirIlyich]

Went for a haircut earlier and the barber had Capital radio on. One after another, they were playing tunes by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora, Charli XCX, Ariana Grande and any combination of that lot (I've Googled their names for accuracy's sake). I say 'tunes' both in the loosest sense of the word and in the dubious use of the plural because I'm not sure if it wasn't just one track segued with adverts. Why do people download this shit and request it on the radio?

I have no idea who these people are.

Not sure if thats actually a bad thing now I've read your post.

[Mook]

American Pie.

 

Fucking hell, does it need 200 verses, anyone who puts this on a pub jukebox should have their ears pulled off and be sent to Croydon or somewhere.

 

Cunts.

 

[Major Tom]

Even the most offensive music, I find pretty inoffensive. But, for whatever reason, this song drove me sideways:

 

[Mook]

Freebird.

 

10 minutes of wanky guitar solos, fuck off back to Texas and get fucking your sister.

 

[KopOut]

Hotel Fucking California should have gone into liquidation decades ago.

[Bobby Hundreds]

All about the bass. Fuck off.