House fixy-uppy shit

[Rico1304]

Shit news that Rico. About the job, not the discount. Do I just quote that I could get friends and family discount to the fella tomorrow when he comes round?

 

And if asks me how I know you, I'll just say from a website about fetish?

Cheers, about to go on a call to find out if we will be ok.

 

Yes, they'll ask you for my name, Steve Richards and payroll number 25441. They may ask for department which is Smart Metering.

 

Don't answer the door in the mask.

[Furmedge]

Cheers, about to go on a call to find out if we will be ok.

 

Yes, they'll ask you for my name, Steve Richards and payroll number 25441. They may ask for department which is Smart Metering.

 

Don't answer the door in the mask.

Good luck mate.

[VladimirIlyich]

That's the type of DIY my dad used to do by accident back in the 80's. He was fucking hopeless, he had a car that he 'fixed' and th interior light came on every time he pressed the clutch.

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[slimjim75]

New boiler time! Ours was practically condemned by British Gas last night so need a new one and I know the quote I'll get from them will be like a second mortgage.

 

Anyone had one installed from a decently priced plumbing company?

 

If you need a quote for a job off the books then let me know.

 

Based in St Helens but work in Liverpool.

[Rotpeter]

Anybody got any advice on burglar alarms? We keep getting visits from ADT trying to sell us a system & I could do with one for them & a separate one for burglars.

 

In all honesty, the house is up the road from a notorious as fuck housing estate & there do seem to be a lot of burglaries, I'm thinking one that just has an alarm rather than one that links to the Police & we have to pay a monthly maintenance fee on...

The next time a sales guy comes round, make him an offer on an ADT yard sign.  As effective as an actual alarm! Most police in the US don't respond to ADT calls anymore because of the number of false alarms, so the Yard sign is as good an incentive to move the burgulars onto next door, as a real alarm.

[Mook]

The next time a sales guy comes round, make him an offer on an ADT yard sign.  As effective as an actual alarm! Most police in the US don't respond to ADT calls anymore because of the number of false alarms, so the Yard sign is as good an incentive to move the burgulars onto next door, as a real alarm.

 

A yard sign? Who the fuck do you think I am, JR Ewing?

 

We got a local firm to fit an alarm, which works pretty well as I found out when I woke up half pished the other morning.

[A Red]

New boiler time! Ours was practically condemned by British Gas last night so need a new one and I know the quote I'll get from them will be like a second mortgage.

 

Anyone had one installed from a decently priced plumbing company?

You and me both, the bastard thing (oil fired) packed up over the weekend. Thing is its in one of our holiday lets and i've got to get one installed within the next 2 weeks or im fucked. Luckily it was family that were staying last week and next week so its ok, they can freeze.

[Paulie Dangerously]

New boiler time! Ours was practically condemned by British Gas last night so need a new one and I know the quote I'll get from them will be like a second mortgage.

 

Anyone had one installed from a decently priced plumbing company?

 

If you need a reliable plumber mate PM me I'll hook you up

[lifetime fan]

Reckon she'll want ours doing this winter.

 

The timer on it is fucked but it works fine when you put it on constantly.

 

No way will she get up 6:30 to a cold house.

[lifetime fan]

I can't complain too much, I turned the heating off in May and haven't had it on since.

[Champ]

Reckon she'll want ours doing this winter.

 

The timer on it is fucked but it works fine when you put it on constantly.

 

No way will she get up 6:30 to a cold house.

10 minute job to replace the control panel, if it comes to that, surely?

 

Come to think of it, what was the guarantee that came with your boiler?

[Rico1304]

Reckon she'll want ours doing this winter.

 

The timer on it is fucked but it works fine when you put it on constantly.

 

No way will she get up 6:30 to a cold house.

Hive, it's the future.

[lifetime fan]

10 minute job to replace the control panel, if it comes to that, surely?

 

Come to think of it, what was the guarantee that came with your boiler?

The boiler was already here when I bought the place. Looks about 20 years old.

[lifetime fan]

Hive, it's the future.

Would it work with a prehistoric boiler?

[Champ]

The boiler was already here when I bought the place. Looks about 20 years old.

The first sentence still holds

[Total Longo]

The boiler was already here when I bought the place. Looks about 20 years old.

 

Careful there mate, Max Clifford tried using that exact line during his trial.

[lifetime fan]

Careful there mate, Max Clifford tried using that exact line during his trial.

Don't worry, Maddy, sorry I mean Matilda, will be hidden in the shed when BG come round.

[Champ]

Don't worry, Maddy, sorry I mean Matilda, will be hidden in the shed when BG come round.

Seriously, if it's heating your water it's not a boiler problem.

 

A new boiler and associated pipework will cost you near enough £5000

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Some parts for older boilers are obsolete.

 

5k for a boiler ?

[Champ]

Some parts for older boilers are obsolete.

 

5k for a boiler ?

His boiler isn't broken.

 

I forget the exact price but it wasn't far off 5k

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

His boiler isn't broken.

I forget the exact price but it wasn't far off 5k

Electric problem I know or sounds like. He got a 5k quote ? Sorry for sounding dim can't be arsed reading back. If it was 5k it will be BG.

[Champ]

Electric problem I know or sounds like. He got a 5k quote ? Sorry for sounding dim can't be arsed reading back. If it was 5k it will be BG.

It was what mine cost me earlier this year. And significantly cheaper than BG even with rico's kind offer

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It was what mine cost me earlier this year. And significantly cheaper than BG even with rico's kind offer

Ah right. Lot of money.

[Champ]

Ah right. Lot of money.

Tell me about it

[Furmedge]

Cheers, about to go on a call to find out if we will be ok.

 

Yes, they'll ask you for my name, Steve Richards and payroll number 25441. They may ask for department which is Smart Metering.

 

Don't answer the door in the mask.

Alright la, appreciate the discount you gave. Had the fella out yesterday and he gave me a quote before I told him about the discount. He emailed me a revised quote last night with it on but the £400 boiler discount was missing from it. Do you know if that gets taken away if you take the staff discount?

 

Any news on the job?