Male African Lion vs. Kodiak Bear: Who would win?

[Unrighteous]

 

Length: 9 ft. long (2.7 meters)

Weight: 350-400 lbs. (157-180 Kg.)

Height: 36 in. (90cm.)

Maximum speed: 30 mph over 50 yds. ( 48 kph. over 46 m.)

Biggest Jump: 12 ft. (3.7 m.) vertical, 36 ft. (10.8 m.) horizontal.

No. of teeth: 30

 

African lion - The only cats to live in a group, African lions work together to prey upon other animals and kill around 70 humans per year in Tanzania. In total, lions are responsible for over 250 deaths each year.

 

 

 

Height: 10ft (3 meters)

Weight: 1200lbs (545kg)

Top Speed: 18.6mph

Swim speed: 6mph

 

The claws of a Kodiak bear are very sharp and long. They are retractable as well. They also have powerful teeth and jaws that can tear through prey very quickly. The Kodiak bear can cut off a human head with a swipe of its paw.

[Jose Jones]

Angry bear takes out the shithouse lion.

[Jose Jones]

Also, who would you rather go for a pint with?

It's the bear by a mile.

[Unrighteous]

Also, who would you rather go for a pint with?

It's the bear by a mile.

 

I dunno... the Lion usually girls in tote.

[Jose Jones]

I dunno... the Lion usually girls in tote.

 

The Lion would make you go to a shit poncy expensive club, ignore you and try it on with every wanker sour faced bint in the place.

The bear would meet you down the local pub, stand his rounds, play a bit of pool, chat some philosophy and drink you under the table.

[Unrighteous]

The Lion would make you go to a shit poncy expensive club, ignore you and try it on with every wanker sour faced bint in the place.

The bear would meet you down the local pub, stand his rounds, play a bit of pool, chat some philosophy and drink you under the table.

 

Damn bear has like 1000lbs on the average fella... He'd be impossible to get drunk, but I reckon he'd be a broody drunk though. Sat the bar, and not wanting to talk to anyone.

[Jose Jones]

Damn bear has like 1000lbs on the average fella... He'd be impossible to get drunk, but I reckon he'd be a broody drunk though. Sat the bar, and not wanting to talk to anyone.

 

Until he drank the pub dry when he'd go on the rampage for more beer, tear up the pub, and then not remember it and be embarrassed the next day. Still, he's such a good dude everyone would put it down as a mild character quirk.

[Unrighteous]

Until he drank the pub dry when he'd go on the rampage for more beer, tear up the pub, and then not remember it and be embarrassed the next day. Still, he's such a good dude everyone would put it down as a mild character quirk.

 

Sounds about right.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Duplicate post.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

African Lion. Them hard bastards can take out elephants and hippo's*

 

 

 

 

 

* I may have made this up.

[Hand Shandy]

A male African Lion can barely be arsed to get up to scratch its own backside.

 

The women do all the work, and even then they work as a pack.

 

One on one - the bear walks it...

[L19red]

What's going on here? Some kind of pseudo GFAT with only 2 entries? I refuse to participate in this nonsense.

[TheBitch]

Bear easily. Although the lion has got great hair.

[Rapey Hugh]

Seagull every time

[VladimirIlyich]

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[Ezekiel 25:17]

African Lion. Them hard bastards can take out elephants and hippo's*

 

 

 

 

 

* I may have made this up.

 

I've taken out a few Hippo's in my time if ya feel me, Skidders.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I've taken out a few Hippo's in my time if ya feel me, Skidders.

 

You and me both Al, you and me both.

[Elmyn Noos]

The Splat would fuck them both up, but I voted Bear. The bear would rear up, the lion would go for the chomp, and the bear would twat him hard. Game over for Liono.

[TheBitch]

Neither of them would beat ManBearPig.

[Pony Princess]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bear by armbar.

[Pidge]

There's only one way to find out... GFAT V!!!