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Rewrite a celebrity autobiography

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Lance Armstrong - "Took performance enhancing drugs and won, a lot , for years and made millions until I was found out AFTER I retired. Hahahahaha."

 

"Now I have to pay all that money back, could go to prison and possibly ass raped!"

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Jimmy Saville - I bummed kids unhindered for 40 years, and now i'm dead!

 

Kelly Brook - I know I am fit, I don't eat what I want, and without my tits I would be nothing - but I don't care i'm famous

 

Peter Kay - I was born in Glasgow and worked in a shipyard for a number of years before joining a folk band

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