Joe Allen thread

[Iceman]

Did you use a condom? Tickler was it Sir? 

[Dr Nowt]

Negged by accident. Fucking phone.

My judgement will be swift and merciless.

 

Repped, you cunt. Have that and be grateful it wasn't worse.

[TheHowieLama]

GUTTED!!!

[Dicko]

He's crucial to the unfit XI though. 

Is this a new Chinese team?

[Tony Moanero]

Twix is fucking horrible.

[Tony Moanero]

My judgement will be swift and merciless.

 

Repped, you cunt. Have that and be grateful it wasn't worse.

Fuck's sake, you could called me a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

Twix is fucking horrible.

Stop putting the fingers up your arse first Tony.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Twix is fucking horrible.

Monster

[Tony Moanero]

Bring back Spira, you cunts.

[Herp McDerp]

Jp May be a nutcase, but you lot that keep responding to him with anything other than retarded gifs are the real spastics here.

[Alan Sex]

[Section_31]

Allen is a good player just not good enough for us.

[El Dangerous]

Remember when we first signed him and he looked ace?Then got injured and has been average and intermittently injured ever since.

[Dr Nowt]

That's the problem right there...injured too often.

 

All that really matters as he's shown over a number of years he won't ever stay fit and available, unfortunately.

[J-V]

Remember when we first signed him and he looked ace?Then got injured and has been average and intermittently injured ever since.

 

No.  You just made it up or are we talking of that one game against City again.

[Sugar Ape]

[El Rojo]

El Hermano Pollo.

[Grinch]

That fucking chicken has more meat on it.  Can't wait till Klopp gets rid of him.

[Dr Nowt]

Flanno: Hen der, son.

Allen: Leave it out, it was bad enough when Balotelli didn't know who I was.

[Captain Turdseye]

NV's ability to be wound up by the harmless Ardja is a continuing mystery. When I depart this forum in a blaze of glory I plan to blame it all on rico.

How's that working out for you? Blaze of glory turned out to be a puff of smoke.

[Sugar Ape]

He has revealed in an interview with Chicken and Egg Magazine (yes, it's a real magazine) that he enjoys swapping the Kop for his coop to look after his 16 pet chickens.

 

Allen has names for each of his chickens, which include two cockerels and 14 hens.

 

The cockerels are called Bruce and Rodney, while the hens are named Meg, Leg, Silkie Steve, Kate, Silkie Steve junior, Giblets, Snowy, Nugget, Kiev, Dora, Holly, Shimmer, Shine and Chickaletta.

[3 Stacks]

He has revealed in an interview with Chicken and Egg Magazine (yes, it's a real magazine) that he enjoys swapping the Kop for his coop to look after his 16 pet chickens.

 

Allen has names for each of his chickens, which include two cockerels and 14 hens.

 

The cockerels are called Bruce and Rodney, while the hens are named Meg, Leg, Silkie Steve, Kate, Silkie Steve junior, Giblets, Snowy, Nugget, Kiev, Dora, Holly, Shimmer, Shine and Chickaletta.

 

Fantastic. Could he be any more likable? 

[J-V]

I'd like him even more if he was playing for another club.

[El Rojo]

The beard and chicken farming are screaming 'NEW SIX YEAR CONTRACT PLEASE' in the emotional part of my brain.

 

And Balotelli can do one for not know who he was. Bellend.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Played 2 full games the whole season and we lost them both. Bye.