IF Kenny is binned

[Sugar Ape]

jaffa cakes are just that, cakes. That aint no muthafuckin biscuit !!

 

In work before and there was the option of Malted Milk, Jaffa cakes and Fox's chocolate fudge crunch. Someone picked the Jaffa cakes to dip in their tea. Disgusting it was. The above mentioned Fox's are lovely.

 

[zigackly]

Now those foxes look worthy of investigation.

 

Do we think biscuits were provided in Kenny's showdown with the owners?

 

I bet it was fucking Oreos.

[s(k)aturation]

Now those foxes look worthy of investigation.

 

Do we think biscuits were provided in Kenny's showdown with the owners?

 

I bet it was fucking Oreos.

 

Fuckin Oreos. Fuckin fuckin Oreos I bet too.

 

If someone sacked me with those, I'd gun the cunts down.

[withnail71]

Now those foxes look worthy of investigation.

 

Do we think biscuits were provided in Kenny's showdown with the owners?

 

I bet it was fucking Oreos.

Cookies. The cunts will be eatin cookies.

Those big ones, like the fuckers you get in the bakery deartment at asda, with cinnamon and raisins and that.

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Cookies. The cunts will be eatin cookies.

Those big ones, like the fuckers you get in the bakery deartment at asda, with cinnamon and raisins and that.

 

Those can fail just by picking them up by one corner. Could be a dunking disaster.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Now those foxes look worthy of investigation.

 

Do we think biscuits were provided in Kenny's showdown with the owners?

 

I bet it was fucking Oreos.

 

It'd probably be coffee and biscotti or something, hardly food fit for a king.

 

Question, are people dunking whole, then biting the dunked part or breaking to create the perfect pre-dunk shape?

[s(k)aturation]

Oreos. The world's most sickly, overrated, shite biscuit.

Not even Cookie Monster would dignify those with his slobber.

[withnail71]

Those can fail just by picking them up by one corner. Could be a dunking disaster.

You would defo need the sportsdirect.com giant mug for dunking them bad boys !

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[Code]

Where did this claim that Kenny has been asked to move upstairs emerge from?

 

Whishful thinking from the Rafa crew.

[withnail71]

OMG !!!!!

I had forgotten about them. The MOAB !!!

[Ranxerox]

if you're going to dunk biscotti is the only way to go

[s(k)aturation]

if you're going to dunk biscotti is the only way to go

 

Biscotti are strictly for Amaretto saturation and then into a tiramisu, thank you.

[withnail71]

if you're going to dunk biscotti is the only way to go

Is that them almond flavoured things ? if so, you need to have a quiet word with yourself .

[zigackly]

Question' date=' are people dunking whole, then biting the dunked part or breaking to create the perfect pre-dunk shape?[/quote']

 

Now that is an excellent question. I've always been a whole biscuit man, but I could be convinced with the right argument. Maybe Code can run us up some stats.

[s(k)aturation]

Is that them almond flavoured things ? if so, you need to have a quiet word with yourself .

 

Indeed.

Perhaps even a self-administered upper cut.

[silverlining]

Whishful thinking from the Rafa crew.

 

Yes. It's all bollocks. In actual fact Henry and Werner are delighted with how this season has gone and have congratulated Kenny on how him and his team have performed. As a token of their gratitude they have sacked virtually everyone around him.

 

Apparently they saw some ace stats about how close we were to fourth place, and have said to Kenny that our worst league finish for almost two decades isn't relevant because we won the Carling Cup.

[s(k)aturation]

Now that is an excellent question. I've always been a whole biscuit man, but I could be convinced with the right argument. Maybe Code can run us up some stats.

 

I not a dunker, Zig. Sorry.

 

Must be a throw back to my childhood when my Grandmother used to give me dried stale bread to dunk into horrible, sugar-laced dishwatery tea.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I say, anyone for some biscotti?

 

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[zigackly]

I not a dunker, Zig. Sorry.

 

Must be a throw back to my childhood when my Grandmother used to give me dried stale bread to dunk into horrible, sugar-laced dishwatery tea.

 

That probably counts as child abuse.

[withnail71]

Take 1 giant mug of coffee.

2x Chocolate caramel digestives.

 

 

Place biscuits together with chocolate sides facing each other.

Dunk for 5 seconds.

Then bite. Trust me.

[stringvest]

Kenny is a Tunnocks man. A biscuit fit for a King

[s(k)aturation]

That probably counts as child abuse.

 

... then there was borsch too.

 

Mind you, the best chicken noodle soup on earth, so I refrained from calling in the authorities.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Now that is an excellent question. I've always been a whole biscuit man, but I could be convinced with the right argument. Maybe Code can run us up some stats.

 

Perhaps there's a correlation between the proportions of biscuit, gripping fingers and mug.

 

I break anything equal or larger than a Rich Tea.

 

For me, the most problematic dunking biscuits are Rich Tea (too limp) and Bourbons (due to uneven distribution of filling).